kinda loses the point when you can't see what they're seeing at all. Props for gay porn with straight porn dude and straight porn with gay dude.
Hate cover images like these, youtube wasn't the right place for a neat idea like this
Sure love it when they show the laptop with a completely blurred screen every now and then.
Their description:
VIDEOS SCREENED
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
On My Dirty Knees
Free Hotdogs
After The Heist
porns have scripts??
[QUOTE=Blazedol;47869534]porns have scripts??[/QUOTE]
Mostly (alot) but there's still a few improvizations which depends on the actor's experience. There's alot of shots taken, lots of pauses, and most of the time a porno gets filmed for almost a week; one of the reasons they can endure so long. There's a pre-planning before they begin but there's allways a little chit chat with the actors and they get to know each other, it makes it easier to work later on. The job can be very frustrating and really boring sometimes, trust me I know (been working as a camera man and if neccesary a director).
[QUOTE=usaokay;47869397]lol no thank you. I don't want to see gay porn.[/QUOTE]Had enough for today?
[QUOTE=Jocke;47869582]Mostly (alot) but there's still a few improvizations which depends on the actor's experience. There's alot of shots taken, lots of pauses, and most of the time a porno gets filmed for almost a week; one of the reasons they can endure so long. There's a pre-planning before they begin but there's allways a little chit chat with the actors and they get to know each other, it makes it easier to work later on. The job can be very frustrating and really boring sometimes, trust me I know (been working as a camera man and if neccesary a director).[/QUOTE]
You film porn?
Hook me up bro.
[QUOTE=Jocke;47869518]Their description:
VIDEOS SCREENED
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
On My Dirty Knees
Free Hotdogs
After The Heist[/QUOTE]
Free Hotdogs has to be the gay one isn't it...
[QUOTE=Jocke;47869582]Mostly (alot) but there's still a few improvizations which depends on the actor's experience. There's alot of shots taken, lots of pauses, and most of the time a porno gets filmed for almost a week; one of the reasons they can endure so long. There's a pre-planning before they begin but there's allways a little chit chat with the actors and they get to know each other, it makes it easier to work later on. The job can be very frustrating and really boring sometimes, trust me I know (been working as a camera man and if neccesary a director).[/QUOTE]
Garrysmod pictures to actual porn, you've made it brother.
[editline]3rd June 2015[/editline]
Not gonna lie I haven't laughed this hard at a video in a long time
[editline]3rd June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=MrFlashcat;47870407]Free Hotdogs has to be the gay one isn't it...[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8DhU8r-vI&feature=iv&src_vid=VzHtsoBwBqI&annotation_id=annotation_2420080545[/media]
After the heist apparently.
[QUOTE=Jocke;47869582]Mostly (alot) but there's still a few improvizations which depends on the actor's experience. There's alot of shots taken, lots of pauses, and most of the time a porno gets filmed for almost a week; one of the reasons they can endure so long. There's a pre-planning before they begin but there's allways a little chit chat with the actors and they get to know each other, it makes it easier to work later on. The job can be very frustrating and really boring sometimes, trust me I know (been working as a camera man and if neccesary a director).[/QUOTE]
do you know anyone who needs an editor
It was two quick cash jobs that I didn't even add to my work portfolio, because when you try to make a career in the serious movie industry (works pretty well so far) you get a reputation, and alot of people see erotic films as a negative thing.
[QUOTE=Jocke;47870894]It was two quick cash jobs that I didn't even add to my work portfolio, because when you try to make a career in the serious movie industry (works pretty well so far) you get a reputation, and alot of people see erotic films as a negative thing.[/QUOTE]
Neat.
I wouldn't be comfortable sitting there knowing the dick of the guy next to me is superior.
The worst part of being in that industry for me was seeing the webcam feeds of all the people watching and masturbating.
Seeing a screen full of greasy neckbeards furiously jacking it made me lose my boner.
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47871092]I wouldn't be comfortable sitting there knowing the dick of the guy next to me is superior.[/QUOTE]
masculinity is so fragile these days
[QUOTE=Jocke;47870894]It was two quick cash jobs that I didn't even add to my work portfolio, because when you try to make a career in the serious movie industry (works pretty well so far) you get a reputation, and alot of people see erotic films as a negative thing.[/QUOTE]
Can't add no lensflare in porno's, so that might be true.
[QUOTE=Boaraes;47871204]masculinity is so fragile these days[/QUOTE]
Which is very ironic.
[QUOTE=Boaraes;47871204]masculinity is so fragile these days[/QUOTE]
You can probably relate every historic event that involved men to the guy's penis size
[QUOTE=darth-veger;47871213]Can't add no lensflare in porno's, so that might be true.[/QUOTE]
Until J.J. Abrams hits rock bottom.
[editline]3rd June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47871247]You can probably relate every historic event that involved men to the guy's penis size[/QUOTE]
Well yeah, if you look for it.
You could say Hitler tried invading everyone because his dick was so big he thought he was a god... OR you could say Hitler tried invading everyone because he wanted to prove a small dick ain't no thang.
[QUOTE=Robman8908;47871318]Until J.J. Abrams hits rock bottom.
[editline]3rd June 2015[/editline]
Well yeah, if you look for it.
You could say Hitler tried invading everyone because his dick was so big he thought he was a god... OR you could say Hitler tried invading everyone because he wanted to prove a small dick ain't no thang.[/QUOTE]
Yeah and for that reason "masculinity is so fragile these days" makes no sense, it's always been a problem
[QUOTE=Robman8908;47871318]OR you could say Hitler tried invading everyone because he wanted to prove a small dick ain't no thang.[/QUOTE]
You mean one ball
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;47870452]Garrysmod pictures to actual porn, you've made it brother.[/QUOTE]
Imagine actually believing anything Jocke says..
[QUOTE=Robman8908;47871318]Until J.J. Abrams hits rock bottom.[/QUOTE]
J.J. Abrams and Michael Bay porn collaboration.
[QUOTE=usaokay;47869397]lol no thank you. I don't want to see gay porn.[/QUOTE]
What are you, gay?
Fapping with the stars
[QUOTE=Jocke;47870894]It was two quick cash jobs that I didn't even add to my work portfolio, because when you try to make a career in the serious movie industry (works pretty well so far) you get a reputation, and alot of people see erotic films as a negative thing.[/QUOTE]
Got any tricks on how to avoid getting a hard-on while filming
[QUOTE=Jocke;47869518]
After The Heist[/QUOTE]
You take a thousand dicks every day, make sure this is one of 'em.
[QUOTE=Jocke;47870894]It was two quick cash jobs that I didn't even add to my work portfolio, because when you try to make a career in the serious movie industry (works pretty well so far) you get a reputation, and alot of people see erotic films as a negative thing.[/QUOTE]
Show us the videos? I need to properly judge your directing abilities.
It is like a really lame version of Dave's Old Porn.
[URL]http://www.davesoldporn.com/episodes.php[/URL]
There are a few on youtube in potato quality. Not safe for life/work obviously.
[video=youtube;g-C_n8_jKN0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-C_n8_jKN0[/video]
[video=youtube;6SicQI201A0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SicQI201A0[/video]
[video=youtube;-uoZ08pUaKk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uoZ08pUaKk[/video]
[video=youtube;Ejonn6L6uew]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejonn6L6uew[/video]
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