• So there is this new student in our class worshipping me.
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Well, like a few weeks ago when the schools started, a new student joined the school. He was going to be in our class. Alright, he looked like a nice guy. A fat badass chubby motherfucker. It turns out, this kid is my cousins best friends friends friend. He is like 14 years old. I am one year older than him. So, he picks a desk up right behind me. The bell rings and the lessons start. It was chemistry. He said (in Turkish) "Hey man, aren't you that guy hanging out with my friends?!" And other dumb questions, i chatted with him quietly for a few seconds since we were in middle of the lesson. He was like "Damn dude you are awesome" I don't know why but this guy is not leaving me alone, he is like worshipping me or something. Let's say X is my name, he is all like "Damn X is here! Hey X what's up? Come on sit over" whenever i step inside the class. He is also trying to hang out with me in the breaks, lunch breaks and other. He is like all around me. He sticks up to me when he sees me alone in the school yard. This guy is making me sick, i want to get his teeth out of my tail. I don't want to hurt him though, so what do i do with this chubby motherfucker? The poorly drawn picture of him by me; [IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6560/70764286.png[/IMG]
He's friendly, X. Accept it, X. Oh my, agrees. What is this heresy?
Ask him to suck your dick.
If he truly worships you, write him a bible that sets him on a quest to find something impossible.
do you have friendly people or something
What's wrong with somebody wanting to hang out with you? Is he really boring or something? Having friends is pretty good and something you can use to your advantage. He probably just does not have a lot of friends so he is happy to see someone he knows.
Tell him to fuck off, do you really need a thread to figure that out
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1007045"]It's because your dick is leaking semen when you watch porn.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Craptasket;25157971]Tell him to fuck off, do you really need a thread to figure that out[/QUOTE] how to not have any friends: 1. tell people to fuck off if they want to have social interaction with you
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;25157924]If he truly worships you, write him a bible that sets him on a quest to find something impossible.[/QUOTE] Like the fabled Long Stand? Or Tartan paint?
[QUOTE=analrapist;25157959]What's wrong with somebody wanting to hang out with you? Is he really boring or something? Having friends is pretty good and something you can use to your advantage. He probably just does not have a lot of friends so he is happy to see someone he knows.[/QUOTE] He is actually fucking annoying, i would be his friend but he is fucking annoying. He is not leaving me alone.
Make him your bodyguard. Make a MTV show about you two.
[QUOTE=Roflking;25158022]Like the fabled Long Stand? Or Tartan paint?[/QUOTE] Indeed.
[QUOTE=Zer0;25158055]Make him your bodyguard. Make a MTV show about you two.[/QUOTE] He is chubby, one of the youngest and dumbest kids in the school, people would be "The fuck. What's up with that kid behind you lol"
[QUOTE=Doriol;25158004]how to not have any friends: 1. tell people to fuck off if they want to have social interaction with you[/QUOTE] Isn't that the same thing as being Craptasket?
Make a movie about it. Starring Michael Cera as the socially awkward teen.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;25158071]He is chubby, one of the youngest and dumbest kids in the school, people would be "The fuck. What's up with that kid behind you lol"[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/66/19/1204855092-53856_full.jpg[/img]
"im not used to people liking me wtf do i do FP??"
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;25157999][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1007045"]It's because your dick is leaking semen when you watch porn.[/URL][/QUOTE] Isn't this the second time you've said that in this guys threads :buddy:
shout! thats the best way to cure a space invader!
[QUOTE=Saevus;25158175]shout! thats the best way to cure a space invader![/QUOTE] Shout like he's in the next state!
[QUOTE=bepassley;25158129]"im not used to people liking me wtf do i do FP??"[/QUOTE] Dude he is fucking annoying. I mean really. I'm starting to think that he is gay, he is all around me, god damnit.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;25158088]Isn't that the same thing as being Craptasket?[/QUOTE] Please fuck off See it works quite nice
X, come on. He could just be a troll. If he does it to other people too hes just either stupid or a troll. If its JUST you hes "ANNOYING," then he wants to be your friend. Hes, new so he has no reason [yet] for wanting to piss you off.
[QUOTE=D4vils Buddy;25158145]Isn't this the second time you've said that in this guys threads :buddy:[/QUOTE] It is. But it explains a lot of his blog entries.
Maybe he's one of those kids that would DO ANYTHING you say
Adoring Fan
he wants to be with you because he sees you as big as the looser he is kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Dude, you make these threads like this every week. Stop being such an attention whore.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;25158206]Dude he is fucking annoying. I mean really. I'm starting to think that he is gay, he is all around me, god damnit.[/QUOTE] is it really that fucking hard to think for yourself
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