Dr. Facepunch: Make your life not suck! - General

Are you depressed? [img]http://www.thehealthage.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/depressed.jpg[/img] Does your life suck? [img]http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/depressed-dog.jpg[/img] Well it probably fucking does. If you sit in a dark room eating chips, it's your fault. But sometimes we get in a dark and depressed mood and it's kind of hard to get out of it. Facepunch is here to help. Our elite team of doctors will give you helpful tips to get out of this shitty mood! Everyone reply with some tips that help you get a better attitude [b]Tips:[/b] -Clean your "area". It always helps me to put away those dirty clothes, make my bed, clean off my desk, etc. -Take a shower, damn it. You probably smell like shit, and your hair looks like two squirrels fucked on top of it. -TURN ON SOME FUCKING LIGHTS. It's kind of hard to be happy in a pitch black room. Open a window or something. -Take a walk, go outside and play with birds or some shit. I don't care what you do. -Get off the computer...yes, I mean completely walk away from it...no you can not bring your tablet. -Do shit with friends.......real friends- BrQ -Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet. Beat the meat- FlapadarV2 -Take a drive in your car some outside of your town to feel freedom, driving without an aim. It really helps.- Bullseye911 -Dance the dance of life and you shall be eternally happy, also donate $250 to my PP for some life lessons and dance classes- Tacooo -Dont worry, Be happy.- madnath619 -have an awesome barbecue with friends.- Silverdragon619 -Never give up and keep on doing what you like regardless of what others think, because eventually you will become good at it.- TomoAliens Dad -If you want long lasting life improvement, seek a long term solution and dedicate yourself to it fully. Also, it is fully possible to change your life for the better. - SCopE5000 -SMOKE WEED, DAMNIT!- Boardlink -I find that listening to music you like helps a great deal.- Madnath619 -Playing sport with friends is a good way to be happy and have fun.- Rashy -[sp]Use a dildo![/sp]- SNNS-SEAN [b]More to be added, contribute![/b] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

It's this thread again...

do shit with friends real friends

You forgot to mention Facebook as a side effect.

You have changed my life with your insightful tips, I can't believe nobody had thought of them before. You are surely the best doctor on the planet.

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Get off the Computer? And do what pray tell? I hate Sports, I don't have any money and I don't like hanging out with friends

[QUOTE=cheesedelux;30430382]You have changed my life with your insightful tips, I can't believe nobody had thought of them before. You are surely the best doctor on the planet.[/QUOTE] They're not meant to be complicated. but I am the best doctor on the planet

No thanks, I'm already pretty happy!

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30430413]Get off the Computer? And do what pray tell? I hate Sports, I don't have any money and I don't like hanging out with friends[/QUOTE] get a job

[QUOTE=Raptor;30430304]Are you depressed? Does your life suck? Well it probably fucking does. If you sit in a dark room eating chips, it's your fault. But sometimes we get in a dark and depressed mood and it's kind of hard to get out of it. Facepunch is here to help. Our elite team of doctors will give you helpful tips to get out of this shitty mood! Everyone reply with some tips that help you get a better attitude [b]Tips:[/b] -Clean your "area". It always helps me to put away those dirty clothes, make my bed, clean off my desk, etc. -Take a shower, damn it. You probably smell like shit, and your hair looks like two squirrels fucked on top of it. -TURN ON SOME FUCKING LIGHTS. It's kind of hard to be happy in a pitch black room. Open a window or something. -Take a walk, go outside and play with birds or some shit. I don't care what you do. -Get off the computer...yes, I mean completely walk away from it...no you can not bring your tablet. -Do shit with friends.......real friends- BrQ [b]More to be added, contribute![/b][/QUOTE] have you ever met someone who is actually depressed

[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;30430456]have you ever met someone who is actually depressed[/QUOTE] Yes. This isn't supposed to cure actual depression, just help people out that think they are.

[QUOTE=Raptor;30430304]Does your life suck? Well it probably fucking does.[/QUOTE] Nice job making people less depressed there doctor.

If i ever get depressed, i go to facepunch. You guys have a special way of cheering me up even though you are not trying :buddy:

[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;30430506]Nice job making people less depressed there doctor.[/QUOTE] Life is what you make it.

[QUOTE=BrQ;30430455]get a job[/QUOTE] Not old enough

If you're depressed. [quote]Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet. Beat the meat[/quote]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30430552]Not old enough[/QUOTE] how old are you then?

[QUOTE=BrQ;30430584]how old are you then?[/QUOTE] 15 in July

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30430552]Not old enough[/QUOTE] You can make money at any age

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30430596]15 in July[/QUOTE] well I don't know the laws at your country, but here you can work in shops at the age of 15, maybe that's possible there too?

Even if I could, I wouldn't, Shops are boring and me people skills lack massively

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30430703]Even if I could, I wouldn't, Shops are boring and me people skills lack massively[/QUOTE] Oh well good thing its not required to work when you're older

[QUOTE=Raptor;30430304] [b]Tips:[/b] -Clean your "area". It always helps me to put away those dirty clothes, make my bed, clean off my desk, etc. -Take a shower, damn it. You probably smell like shit, and your hair looks like two squirrels fucked on top of it. -TURN ON SOME FUCKING LIGHTS. It's kind of hard to be happy in a pitch black room. Open a window or something. -Take a walk, go outside and play with birds or some shit. I don't care what you do. -Get off the computer...yes, I mean completely walk away from it...no you can not bring your tablet. -Do shit with friends.......real friends- BrQ "Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet. Beat the meat"- FlapadarV2 [b]More to be added, contribute![/b][/QUOTE] Did you copy those from google or something?

[QUOTE=Raptor;30430602]You can make money at any age[/QUOTE] you cant legally work part time under 16 so his only option is 'pretend jobs' like a paper round. [editline]13th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Rolond Returns;30430772]Did you copy those from google or something?[/QUOTE] Yeah that's why it has people's names next to the quotes.

I remember the Motivation guy... I want him back, not this stupid shit. :gbsmith: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/987076-Cheer-up[/url].

Take a drive in your car some outside of your town to feel freedom, driving without an aim. It really helps.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;30430842]I remember the Motivation guy... I want him back, not this stupid shit. :gbsmith: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/987076-Cheer-up[/url].[/QUOTE] This thread is different from that one, but whatever. By the way, we need more tips guys...

Dance the dance of life and you shall be eternaly happy, also donate $250 to my PP for some life lessons and dance classes

[QUOTE=Raptor;30430912]This thread is different from that one, but whatever. By the way, we need more tips guys...[/QUOTE] It's pretty similar. Motivation is to make your life feel better, this thread is on how to make it not suck.