I was hit on by a wrastler - General

In my crappy little city, there is a fake wrestling league called High Impact Wrestling, and tonight there was a show. My real wrestling coach was going to make an appearance as one of the wrastlers so I decided I should go. So, I was just watching, doing my thing, then a new match started. This guy came out and my step dad was all talking smack. The wrestler comes around, stands up on the ropes then BAM! I got the whole headcheck-point-wink thing. (I'm a female, so you all can chill) Wrastling: A term used by white trash, when referring to WWE, or any other acted wrestling show. Don't give me that spelling and grammar garbage, I am completely aware that it is not a real word.

Congrats, your life is now complete.

Rated optimistic for saying your a woman.

I'm a guy and my friend's gay friend stated hitting on me. Said he wanted to such my dick and make out with me. And while we were in the middle of doing that, I got a call. I told him, "Hold on, my girlfriend's calling."

wrastler

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417043] (I'm a female, so you all can chill)[/QUOTE] It's the FBI! RUN!

Apparently doing your thing caught his eye.

[QUOTE=hl2poo;23417113]wrastler[/QUOTE] r8l8m8

You take up wrestling as a female?

[QUOTE=hl2poo;23417092]I'm a guy and my friend's gay friend stated hitting on me. Said he wanted to such my dick and make out with me. And while we were in the middle of doing that, I got a call. I told him, "Hold on, my girlfriend's calling."[/QUOTE] Awe, man, your story totally blows mine out of the water

Fake vs. real wrestling? So you actually clobber each other instead of putting on a show, or what?

I was hit on by a truck, but than I woke up in a hospital. :smug:

[QUOTE=Bl1tzX;23417131]You take up wrestling as a female?[/QUOTE] Yup, believe it or not, I've beaten everyone in my weight in my city. Came in second by one point (round robin) in cities, and then placed in provincials, and it's only my first year [editline]11:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23417152]Fake vs. real wrestling? So you actually clobber each other instead of putting on a show, or what?[/QUOTE] Yup. I haven't made anyone bleed yet though

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23417152]Fake vs. real wrestling? So you actually clobber each other instead of putting on a show, or what?[/QUOTE] Real wrestling is basically squirming around on a mat with another guy on top of you. There is no punching or kicking involved.

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417173]Yup, believe it or not, I've beaten everyone in my weight in my city. [/QUOTE] Slu-... Oh! You mean in the sport...

How hot are you. Cause I need $5000 atm.

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417173]Yup, believe it or not, I've beaten everyone in my weight in my city. Came in second by one point (round robin) in cities, and then placed in provincials, and it's only my first year [editline]11:30PM[/editline] Yup. I haven't made anyone bleed yet though[/QUOTE] Hmm, I have a friend who wrestles to put on a show, and makes fun of people who take it seriously

[QUOTE=Hendo;23417130]r8l8m8[/QUOTE] no ur late wtf u talking about

What the fuck I'm having a serious case of Deja vu right now. Weird thing is this is the third time. Second time I was going to post about it but decided not to. Ahhhh this is killing me.

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417173] Yup. I haven't made anyone bleed yet though[/QUOTE] You should break someone's nose and bang on your hairy chest and scream really loud at the crowd next time you "wrastle".

[QUOTE=Heroms;23417325]What the fuck I'm having a serious case of Deja vu right now. Weird thing is this is the third time. Second time I was going to post about it but decided not to. Ahhhh this is killing me.[/QUOTE] Cool

Who says wrastle except total rednecks? And a girl at that?

[QUOTE=Master_Jeeves;23417341]You should break someone's nose and bang on your hairy chest and scream really loud at the crowd next time you "wrastle".[/QUOTE] No no no, I "wrestle" big, big difference. Mine isn't a show, mine is just a lot of sweaty rolling and touching

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417398]No no no, I "wrestle" big, big difference. Mine isn't a show, mine is just a lot of sweaty rolling and touching[/QUOTE] Sweaty rolling and touching you say?

[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;23417383]Who says wrastle except total rednecks? And a girl at that?[/QUOTE] I figured it'd be less of a mouthful than saying the really fake kind of wrestling like WWE. Don't you?

[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;23417383]Who says wrastle except total rednecks? And a girl at that?[/QUOTE] even rednecks don't spell it like that in writing, it's obviously a joke to mock that pronunciation

[QUOTE=Shadowcat123;23417415]Sweaty rolling and touching you say?[/QUOTE] Yup. Inappropriate positions too.

[QUOTE=favouritepickle;23417430]Yup. Inappropriate positions too.[/QUOTE] I like where this is going :smug:

[QUOTE=Mexican;23417426]even rednecks don't spell it like that in writing, it's obviously a joke to mock that pronunciation[/QUOTE] The Scottish say it that way. And "rednecks" they are not.