• Old guy shocked that searching for "asian ass" yields porn
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[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2990390/Web-porn-But-I-was-only-after-br-wild-Asian-ass.html[/url] [release]A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn. Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass." The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser. But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see". Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed." After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries". It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Ass Asian" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.[/release] What the fuck did he expect?
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:/ Old people...
Lets just see about that [URL]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian+ass[/URL] I'll be damned! What wrong with people these days, don't those [I]harlots[/I] have any decency? It's a good thing he didn't click the images tab on the search engine...
It was horrific for him only because he didn't have any Viagra left.
i think he misplaced his alzheimers pills
I'm pretty sure almost every reader of this thread went to check out if it was true.
We all knew it was true, we just wanted to check anyways.
How the fuck is this in the news? Seriously. I mean, how did this actually make the news? What is humanity coming to.
Prismatex, I've never seen you report late news! You are the official newsman on Facepunch. You must be perfect. Don't even sleep. Report news as soon as it is released, whenever it is released. Only then can you be a pokemon master.
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;22273310]How the fuck is this in the news? Seriously. I mean, how did this actually make the news? What is humanity coming to.[/QUOTE] It made the news because a person thought typing "Wild Asian Ass" into a search engine would bring up anything besides porn.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;22273723]It made the news because person thought typing "Wild Asian Ass" into a search engine would bring up anything besides porn.[/QUOTE] Britain must be a boring place then, if this is what makes the news there. Although The Sun looks more like a tabloid than a news site.
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