• I think I have worms...
    83 replies, posted
So it's pretty gross. During the middle of the night, around 3 AM, my asshole starts itching badly, and if I'm not up during this time, it's usually when I wake up. So I usually just go grab toilet paper and wipe my ass. The itching goes away instantly and doesn't start for a long time. This has been happening for a few months, and I'm just concerned, because I knew a friend that got this type of worms that transferred through his fingernails, and then the worms came out of his ass at night.. And it doesn't always happen during the middle of the night, sometimes it happens late evening , or any time of the day.
I'd try going to the doctor when you can, even if you're just concerned.
:wtc:
Take pictures
What is with people thinking its better for FP to know this rather than a friend/family member..
that sounds a lot like worms, my brother had it when he was young. you should go to a doctor asap, waiting for months is reeeeaaaallllyyy bad for your poor arse.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;19270301]I'd try going to the doctor when you can, even if you're just concerned.[/QUOTE] If you're not trolling, what this man said, if you're trolling, get out.
Oh god that's just nasty. Waking up at night to see a few worms that crawled out of your ass crawling on your bedsheets.
Squat over a cup of milk
That sounds pretty gross
Theirs a man tickling your butthole with a feather.
There is no visible worms. No visible anything.
Most of the human population has worms of some sort. An itchy ass hole could be anything.
Where is my old post... [b]Edit:[/b] Damn Its not there anymore :( Anyways It had something to do with spaghetti dangling from your asshole over a steak to get a tapeworm out and then calling the shrink because you are dangling spaghetti from your asshole over a steak
Check out WebMD they might have an answer
stick sellotape , probably spelt that wrong, up your asshole, if you do they will get stuck to it
Pinworms. They're annoying little buggers, too. They live under the skin around your anus, and at night they come to the surface and lay their eggs, as well as excrete a substance that causes intense itching. The host then scratches their ass and traps the eggs under their fingernails, leaving them to be passed along. The majority of pinworm cases are found in little kids (4-6 years old), but anyone can get them. OP, if you're around little kids a lot, you might have gotten them from them. Treatment is easy, it usually takes 2-3 days to purge your body of them through the use of medication. Talk to your doctor. [url]http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/commoninfections/a/pinworms.htm[/url] Also, I had pinworms back when my little sister was around 4 years old. They went away on their own in a few weeks, I didn't feel like wasting a trip to the doctor over them. Find some Pin-X if you're sure that's what you have. It's easy over-the-counter stuff.
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;19270527]Pinworms. They're annoying little buggers, too. They live under the skin around your anus, and at night they come to the surface and lay their eggs, as well as excrete a substance that causes intense itching. The host then scratches their ass and traps the eggs under their fingernails, leaving them to be passed along. The majority of pinworm cases are found in little kids (4-6 years old), but anyone can get them. OP, if you're around little kids a lot, you might have gotten them from them. Treatment is easy, it usually takes 2-3 days to purge your body of them through the use of medication. Talk to your doctor. [url]http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/commoninfections/a/pinworms.htm[/url] Also, I had pinworms back when my little sister was around 4 years old. They went away on their own in a few weeks, I didn't feel like wasting a trip to the doctor over them. Find some Pin-X if you're sure that's what you have. It's easy over-the-counter stuff.[/QUOTE] I never scratch my ass with my bare hands, and its fairly deep in there.
I knew a kid with pinworms. It's fucking disgusting. He had to wear a flytrap type diaper that would attract the worms then catch them some sticky paper while you sleep. you would wake up in the morning with little white worms attached to some paper.
[QUOTE=R4iden;19270423]stick sellotape , probably spelt that wrong, up your asshole, if you do they will get stuck to it[/QUOTE] as weird as this may sound, it might actually work.
[QUOTE=Insulator;19272092]I knew a kid with pinworms. It's fucking disgusting. He had to wear a flytrap type diaper that would attract the worms then catch them some sticky paper while you sleep. you would wake up in the morning with little white worms attached to some paper.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
Use some super glue to catch the motherfuckers.
wash your ass with soap or if you have hair hair shave it
doctor now
I've heard one way of getting worms out is waving a piece of raw red meat in front of your asshole, and shining a light directly in it, then the worms come out, and you snatch 'em with a pair of tweezers (Well, not you, a helper. I don't know how many people you know who would be willing to help you with this little dilemma though) I'm not even kidding, I've heard this works, as odd as it sounds.
Shave asshole now
Also, for anyone curious, here's a couple photos: [media]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/enterobius-vermicularis-pinworm.jpg [url]http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/emergency_medicine/756148-785353-1096.jpg[/url] [url]http://abyssaldepths.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ascaris-lumbricoides.jpg[/url][/media]
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY! :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
[QUOTE=Amez;19270342]Oh god that's just nasty. Waking up at night to see a few worms that crawled out of your ass crawling on your bedsheets.[/QUOTE] I don't think they'd be that obvious, they aren't earthworms jesus.
Ahhh should've warned me more, before opening those pictures!!
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.