Weird kid talks about being done with puberty and he's only 13..

[MrSneakymode]

First I should say I'm a 'youtube gamer', I record games, post them on youtube and get paid for it via Machinima (i'm a long time director/youtube partner).. not to sound smug, that's just what I do, to justify recording random shit on servers like this :p anyway..

I play on Surf servers in TF2 when I'm bored and I came across a server that's generally pretty active with a bunch of good surf players and they're generally always on mic. Lastnight I was playing and everyone started chatting about various random and funny things.. I got literally an hour of footage lastnight recording these guys but this one kid called "Creepy" (fitting..) started talking about the most bizaare and awkward things.

This is a cut down version to one of the best things that came from him but I'm uploading an extended version to Machinima Respawn it's self within the next week or so but for now this is on my own channel.. hope you get a laugh or two out of it..

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbulY-nQarw[/media]

[LolzMan1325]

Puberty is something that happens for the rest of your life.

You can't be done with it.

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=LolzMan1325;31538644]Puberty is something that happens for the rest of your life.

You can't be done with it.[/QUOTE]
Unless I kill myself.
Ha. Bet you didn't think of that.

[Totenkreuz]

I want to say troll, has to be.

[STeel]

I burst out in laughter when he said "uuuuh, it's 4 inches"

[Riku2211]

"if I see one porn image I swear to god my dick will whip out of these pants"

haha oh god

[STeel]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;31538665]Unless I kill myself.
Ha. Bet you didn't think of that.[/QUOTE]

He said for the rest of your life, your life ends when you die

[Sparkwire]

Jesus, this kid is dumb as fuck, and you can't get much dumber than that.

[MrSneakymode]

If you heard more of the shit he was saying (and you surely will when I get the video uploaded) you'd see he really isn't a troll. This is actually at the tail end of my recordings but there's a lot of shit like how he talks about hating Facebook and that Mark Zuckerberg should die (without explanation). Lots of comedy gold.

[Sparkwire]

Can't wait.

[SnowCanary]

He could be done if he has severe hormonal problems.

[STeel]

[QUOTE=LasGunz;31538740]If you heard more of the shit he was saying (and you surely will when I get the video uploaded) you'd see he really isn't a troll. This is actually at the tail end of my recordings but there's a lot of shit like how he talks about hating Facebook and that Mark Zuckerberg should die (without explanation). Lots of comedy gold.[/QUOTE]
do upload.

[suttles]

thats me

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=STeel;31538707]He said for the rest of your life, your life ends when you die[/QUOTE]
That's the [img]http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/0/01/TF2_control_point_well_3.jpg/180px-TF2_control_point_well_3.jpg[/img]

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=Suttles;31538896]thats me[/QUOTE]

not a suprise

[suttles]

[QUOTE=HyperTails;31539108]not a suprise[/QUOTE]

I'm 14 in 12 days, I may hit puberty 2.0!!!!

[New Cidem]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;31539020]That's the [img]http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/0/01/TF2_control_point_well_3.jpg/180px-TF2_control_point_well_3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Well?

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=New Cidem;31539214]Well?[/QUOTE]
Obviously.

[Goodwell]

That conversation in the video was so retarded i don't even know where to begin.

Just...wow.

[shadowray7]

He does realize puberty doesn't even end until you're 29 right? And even then it's arguable.

[suttles]

[QUOTE=shadowray7;31539423]He does realize puberty doesn't even end until you're 29 right? And even then it's arguable.[/QUOTE]

I'm 29 down there

[bourgogne]

Does this kid think it is normal to go onto a game and start bragging about how he just got through puberty

[editline]4th August 2011[/editline]

or even brag about that at all

[Psychopath]

[QUOTE=Suttles;31539451]I'm 29 down there[/QUOTE]

Four inches man. Fuckin monster.

[suttles]

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;31539532]Four inches man. Fuckin monster.[/QUOTE]

I can lick it a little

[Megafan]

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;31539532]Four inches man. Fuckin monster.[/QUOTE]

If he sees EVEN ONE PORN IMAGE, it will WHIP out of his PANTS.

[Mikebot]

Your packing with 4 inches

[mr. jago]

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;31539608]Your packing with 4 inches[/QUOTE]
My packing with four inches?

/grammar nazi

[Dirt Bastard]

I was honestly expecting something else.

also watched this at work. smart.

[Nach0s!]

4 inches
4 teh wimmins

[FluffyMcNutter]

what the actual fuck

This is painfully awkward to watch.