• Trump's doctor: Trump will be the healthiest individual ever elected
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[QUOTE]Washington (CNN)Donald Trump on Monday released a letter from his physician stating that the 69-year-old Republican presidential candidate's latest medical examination "showed only positive results." Trump's physician of 25 years, Dr. Harold Bornstein, said Trump "has had no significant medical problems" and called the candidate's blood pressure and lab results "astonishingly excellent" in a signed statement Trump released publicly on Monday. "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency," Bornstein, an internal medicine and gastroenterology specialist who works at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York, wrote in the letter dated December 4.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/politics/donald-trump-medical-bill-health/index.html[/url] This is some Putin/Kim style hype
Yeah, he's healthy... for a reptilian!
How does he not have incredibly high blood pressure. How much money is this doctor getting for this gleaming recommendation.
... Who the fuck cares? Maybe if he were a decade older, this would be significant since people don't really want a President who's likely to die in office, but honestly who gives a shit? Donald Trump seems like the kind of person who'd put 'I haven't needed to go the doctor's since 1986' on his CV, if he actually needed one.
"Only positive results" huh? So, positive for HIV, Hepatitis, Syphilis, all that fun stuff?
Yeah, right. A fat balding man with no health problems? Must have found the holy grail.
[QUOTE=Pascall;49317497]How does he not have incredibly high blood pressure. How much money is this doctor getting for this gleaming recommendation.[/QUOTE] He doesn't have to worry about pleasing his puppet masters like other politicians because he doesn't have any.
Americas greatest president couldn't even use his legs. Perhaps you should elect the unhealthy and disabled, people riddled with gunshot wounds, etc.
[QUOTE=Fat White Lump;49317544]He doesn't have to worry about pleasing his puppet masters like other politicians because he doesn't have any.[/QUOTE] Doesn't stop him being an awful human being who goes against everything your country claims to stand for.
C'mon dudes I know Trump's an asshat but really? Comments like [QUOTE=draugur;49317542]Yeah, right. A fat balding man with no health problems? Must have found the holy grail.[/QUOTE] is fucking ridiculous.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49317557]Americas greatest president couldn't even use his legs. Perhaps you should elect the unhealthy and disabled, people riddled with gunshot wounds, etc.[/QUOTE] We prefer our presidents to be mentally disabled
[QUOTE=amos106;49317596]We prefer our presidents to be mentally disabled[/QUOTE] Andrew Jackson and Nixon were fine presidents.
[QUOTE=draugur;49317542]Yeah, right. A fat balding man with no health problems? Must have found the holy grail.[/QUOTE] balding has nothing to do with health and donald is not fat. chris christie is fat. donald hasnt ever smoked or drink according to him. dude prolly worked/s out too. yeah, hes not fit, but he clearly takes care of himself.
How desperate is Trump if he's paying his doctors to say this sort of shit? Even if this is true it doesn't change the fact that he's an ignorant cunt.
wait, what? he's [I]69 years old[/I]? am i the only one who's surprised by how old he actually is despite his appearance?
stop making threads about this man. stop paying attention to him. by giving a daily update on his life you're inadvertently helping his campaign. who gives a shit about his polls, who cares about what racist shit he's said now, who gives a flying fuck. stop feeding the monster
[QUOTE=Trixil;49317838]wait, what? he's [I]69 years old[/I]? am i the only one who's surprised by how old he actually is despite his appearance?[/QUOTE] Yeah and Hillary is 68. Sanders is only 5 years old and everyone says he's old as fuck and guaranteed to die any minute (Edit: not gonna fix that to '5 years older' it's better this way)
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;49317720]balding has nothing to do with health and donald is not fat. chris christie is fat. donald hasnt ever smoked or drink according to him. dude prolly worked/s out too. yeah, hes not fit, but he clearly takes care of himself.[/QUOTE] According to him yet even a quick google search shows him with glasses of wine and champagne. Or do those not count as alcoholic beverages? As of September Trump also said there was a 42% unemployment rate in the US so I really don't think anything as "According to him" is worth more than the mountains of salt needed to take it.
[QUOTE=smurfy;49317854]Yeah and Hillary is 68. Sanders is [B]only 5 years old [/B]and everyone says he's old as fuck and guaranteed to die any minute (Edit: not gonna fix that to '5 years older' it's better this way)[/QUOTE] Did a triple take on that
[QUOTE=Fat White Lump;49317544]He doesn't have to worry about pleasing his puppet masters like other politicians because he doesn't have any.[/QUOTE] Daily reminder that there are people who were taught to read and write, and can still say things this asinine.
Sanders confirmed for Hans Moleman.
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;49317845]stop making threads about this man. stop paying attention to him. by giving a daily update on his life you're inadvertently helping his campaign. who gives a shit about his polls, who cares about what racist shit he's said now, who gives a flying fuck. stop feeding the monster[/QUOTE] i know after seeing all of these trump threads on here i will be voting trump for sure now!!!
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;49317845]stop making threads about this man.[/QUOTE] ^
An old man who's out of shape? Healthiest ever elected? What.
just look at that healthy orange glow
[QUOTE=Trixil;49317838]wait, what? he's [I]69 years old[/I]? am i the only one who's surprised by how old he actually is despite his appearance?[/QUOTE] I verbally thought[I] what the fuck [/I]when I read that. And (assuming this health report is true), how is this going to affect his policies on the health care system? Something he has never actually needed?
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;49317845]stop making threads about this man. stop paying attention to him. by giving a daily update on his life you're inadvertently helping his campaign. who gives a shit about his polls, who cares about what racist shit he's said now, who gives a flying fuck. stop feeding the monster[/QUOTE] i never knew a multi-billionaire would spend his time browsing some meme-infested forum than actually tend towards his presidential campaign which would be much more important and productive
Wow, Trump is sooo healthy... I know who I'm voting for.
[QUOTE=Trixil;49318243]i never knew a multi-billionaire would spend his time browsing some meme-infested forum than actually tend towards his presidential campaign which would be much more important and productive[/QUOTE] did you ever get the sense that he was actually tending his presidential campaign? he could walk on stage naked with a tin-foil hat by now and the media would give him 24-hour coverage, and his polls would skyrocket
[QUOTE=Pascall;49317497]How does he not have incredibly high blood pressure. How much money is this doctor getting for this gleaming recommendation.[/QUOTE] The usual cost, but i'd love to see the conspiracy of bribing the doctor. But as you provide it as fact, might as well give that fact, no? : v
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