• Chris Chan is in jail.
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[img]http://sonichu.com/w/images/0/05/Chris_mug.jpg[/img] Apparently [url="http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler"]Chris Chan[/url] has gone to jail, even though he is currently out on bond, but first, a little bit of backstory. Just skip to the second quote window if you don't care or already know. [url]http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Game_place[/url] [quote]The GAMe PLACe is a comic book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in Charlottesville. For several years, up until the summer of 2008, Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh! card games. Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sing along to Britney Spears during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the HEXBox in public, and so on. After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, Michael Snyder, on 28 August 2008. Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in a July 2008 e-mail, Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In March 2009, he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it. This was not the most sincere apology in the world, since Chris made it clear in a later video that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in April 2009, Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran. Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. Chris attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 April 2010. When he was once again recognized by a cashier who threatened to call the cops, Chris got angry and bolted. The next day, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as the audio from the incident shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off, yelled "JEW!" at him, and left the store in a huff. The police were called about the incident, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. No charges were pressed, likely because nobody was actually harmed. [/quote] [url]http://sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011[/url] [quote]On 28 October 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the GAMe PLACe was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of CWCville. On that fateful Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m., Chris and Barbara visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its manager, Michael Snyder. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the CWCki in November. A bit of a delay, but it turns out, he and Barb had been arrested and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500." Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any medical grounds that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by Rob Bell, a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.[/quote] [url]http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Chris_chan#Chris-chan_goes_to_jail[/url] [quote]On November 7th, Chris Chan had his hearing. Although he apparently kept his mouth shut and didn't 'sperg out, he still got no mercy from the Prosecuting Attorneys. Not a single charge was dropped. We have no idea if he pled "Nolo Contendre","Guilty", "Not Guilty due to Insanity" or "Shut Up, Judge!!!"[/quote] Pictures that Chris took at the GAMe PLACe: [url="http://sonichu.com/w/images/6/6d/HNI_0020.JPG"][img]http://sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/6/6d/HNI_0020.JPG/120px-HNI_0020.JPG[/img][/url][url="http://sonichu.com/w/images/1/19/HNI_0021.JPG"][img]http://sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/1/19/HNI_0021.JPG/120px-HNI_0021.JPG[/img][/url][url="http://sonichu.com/w/images/d/d9/HNI_0022.JPG"][img]http://sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/d/d9/HNI_0022.JPG/120px-HNI_0022.JPG[/img][/url] Alleged version of how this all went down from Chris himself: [quote]I tell about us two landing in jail. During a usual, yettiring, shopping outting with my mother, we had just stopped at the Salvation Army story on Cherry Ave and left with a few purchases. She impulsively asked to go to the SPCA Rummage Sale, and I ended up taking 4 St. NW to stop by the McDonalds there for a cup of tea to go, when at the PLACe, now known as "C-Ville Game & Hobby" (status unchanged on the PLACe website), mom and I read the sign on the window that led me to an occurrence I was waiting for, the PLACe under New Ownership (with burning it down being the alternative). So, I continue ahead for the tea, and mom asked for a smoothie. On an impulse of the newfound piece of freedom, I drove back to the PLACe, upon closer inspection, I read the "New Owner" sign further, stating, "Under New Ownership of Mike & Madeline"; I had thought, perhaps it was another Mike. Mom insisted on coming in with me, so we did, and a few steps in, who did our eyes see in the new center counter, past employee Nathan, and Michael Snyder. I hid behind my mother for a moment, and Mike pointed us out the door, but before leaving, I whipped out my 3DS, activated its camera and took his photo, then I shouted, "For the Internet". Mom and I made our way to the van and entered it; Mike followed us out, and Stood right in front of the van, thinking he was Stonewall Jackson. We backed up the van some; Mike chased us. Mom took the wheel; Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls. And more shit happened. Mom called 911 on my phone first (followed shortly after by Mike being handed a phone by someone else for him to make his call. Eventually, mother backed us out onto 4 St. NW, northward, and we escaped. But at the traffic light, we were caught up by a cop car. Parked at the nearby courthouse, two of the cop cars, and us in the van, exchanged the tales of the event and our driver licenses. Eventually, I was asked to step out of the van; I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed. My NEW pair of $324 Rx lens glasses were broken by THEM in the fight. My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high. I was driven to, entered and thrown into a cell block. At first for a while, I was as melodramatic and sane as Daria, then I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl. I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother Eventually, my mother arrived, tried to post bail, but there were errors. Rocky was called to help us, BLESS her and her husband soo much. Then my mother was jumpsuited and jailed; I was too shortly before. And I was moved to two other cells. Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her. Eventually in cell 3, I dozed off and slept for a few hours. I did not eat their food; I had Never eaten Prison Food, and I was NOT going to start then. About 3 PM on the 29th, mom and I were released, and Rocky and her husband drove us back to our van. Now mom and I each have our own courthouse dates. I'm sure mom will be only fined, but I have the worse of cases. Mom and I, we are certain I will be found not guilty; it was a case of a Deliberate Deception, with the "New Ownership" sign from Michael, and my falling for his trap. I later printed out the facts of Mike from the Cwcki that night, and I found the "CWC Michael Snyder Interview" video on YouTube, where the clown-faced troll called Mike; Michael Snyder CONFESSES to Wanting to lure me in and land me in jail with a "Pokemon Tournament on the 22nd". I have streamed from my PS3 to my Laptop to get an MP4 of the video, and to burn the video onto a DVD-R. With this great amount of evidence, we will find Michael Guilty of being a Troll/Cyber Bully among those who have been pestering, deceiving, tricking, blackmailing, etc, me for about 4 years now. That's the story I share with you, REDACTED, in Strictest Confidence; DO NOT TELL ANYONE, PLEASE. Do not ask; Do not tell; Barbara and I are working diligently to deal with this. Currently, her court date is set on 12/15; mine is yet to be determined on 11/7, but it'll probably be on the same day as my mother's. We have also been blessed with connections from Rocky at my church to have Robert B. Bell, Delegate, Republican, Methodist Esquire to represent Barbara and me in both of our cases. It may help to have you come in for support on my trial, and as a character witness. I will send you an update later on. Stay Safe, REDACTED, Christian W. Chandler[/quote]
if he gets sent to prison, he wont last a day
Who?
I always assumed that this was some kind of character he played, but then again I really know nothing about him
[QUOTE=halflambada;33288473]if he gets sent to prison, he wont last a day[/QUOTE] Isn't jail, prison?
Is that a pikachon necklace?
[QUOTE=Occlusion;33288478]Who?[/QUOTE]
he has little to no self-control of any kind depressing as fuck
holy fucking hell I just feel bad for him now, he doesn't understand this world
Who the hell is this guy? Is he from 4chan or something?
I have no clue whats going on, who is this guy? Is he some "internet celebrity" or something?
I feel bad for this guy, although I did get a good laugh out of his previous antics.
It begins. Or ends.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33288486]Isn't jail, prison?[/QUOTE] Jail is where people waiting for a trial spends time, or serving a short sentence, and prison is where convicted people spend time for longer sentences. In a nutshell.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;33288489]Is that a pikachon necklace?[/QUOTE] it's sonichu, it's important that you get it right
He's a comic writer with severe autism, his comics are good in a ''so bad and idiotic it's really good'' way. And don't think he's that kind of heartwarming disabled person, he's a southern hillbilly redneck and his videos and internet posts are full of homophobia, antisemitism and racism to name a few. Basically the prime example of someone to stupid to really understand what kind of fucking idiot he is.
I never understood the whole "Chris Chan" thing He's like a trans Sonic fan or something right?
[QUOTE=rundevil;33288503]I have no clue whats going on, who is this guy? Is he some "internet celebrity" or something?[/QUOTE]He is the world's least functional high-functioning autistic.
i wonder how a manchild like chris would fare in prison when he has no mom to take care of him
[QUOTE=Turnips5;33288492]holy fucking hell I just feel bad for him now, he doesn't understand this world[/QUOTE] He's most likely not going to get charged if that's his real personality and not a character, since that would make him very clearly disabled
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288545]He's a comic writer with severe autism, his comics are good in a ''so bad it's really good'' way.[/QUOTE] at this point no one gives a fuck
[QUOTE=Kopimi;33288548]I never understood the whole "Chris Chan" thing He's like a trans Sonic fan or something right?[/QUOTE]Just to some it up quickly, he's a 30-something autistic manchild who draws crayon comics of his character "Sonichu," which is the character he has worn around his neck at all times. It just gets weirder after that.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33288559]He's most likely not going to get charged if that's his real personality and not a character, since that would make him very clearly disabled[/QUOTE] he should still be charged regardless the best teacher is experience from mistakes maybe this will shape him up
[QUOTE=V12US;33288501]Who the hell is this guy? Is he from 4chan or something?[/QUOTE] No, he's just some 30 year old aspie virgin who makes dumb videos on youtube and is a creepy ass stalker and does other weird shit like talking about CWCville (his imaginary world).
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33288486]Isn't jail, prison?[/QUOTE] No, in jail is more of a city/county detention center. Most people wait in jail to go to trial, it is a mix of convicted people and non-convicted people. A lot of people have not been proven guilty so they're held in jail to await trial. People also sit out tickets, and other fines in jail. It's kinda a mixing bowl of everything and it is equally as dangerous as prison. Also sorry for rating you dumb, i was trying to rate disagree by my mouse spazzed out. It was a perfectly legit question.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33288559]He's most likely not going to get charged if that's his real personality and not a character, since that would make him very clearly disabled[/QUOTE] yeah, I'd hope so too
[QUOTE=Ownederd;33288588]he should still be charged regardless the best teacher is experience from mistakes maybe this will shape him up[/QUOTE] that's not how autism works
he has a sex tape with a stuffed animal
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33288607]that's not how autism works[/QUOTE] autism is very diverse fix'd my post
[QUOTE=Ownederd;33288588]he should still be charged regardless the best teacher is experience from mistakes maybe this will shape him up[/QUOTE] nothing will make him shape up, his dad died some months ago and it made him no better
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