• 3 naked dudes go through a car wash in a shopping cart
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[quote=Vancouver Sun] METRO VANCOUVER - Chalk up this cleansing experience - for a trio of young men in Abbotsford - to booze and bubbles. And perhaps too much TV, a la Jackass, an American reality series that features dangerous, crude and ludicrous stunts and pranks. After the three intoxicated twenty year olds went to a car wash with a shopping buggy about midnight last night, Abbotsford police posted a tweet warning that pressure washing yourself will not increase "intelligence or sobriety." The trio had stripped down - loaded themselves into the cart - and selected either "typhoon" or "super typhoon" and tried to wash themselves and the buggy. The Abbotsford police were alerted when neighbours heard screaming. "We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," observed Abbotsford police Const. Ian MacDonald. The trio were warned and sent home. [/quote] Read more: [url]http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Naked+drunken+trio+survive+Abbotsford+wash+typhoon/6410075/story.html#ixzz1rPu0N8on[/url]
Absolutely amazing. I imagine typhoon or 'super typhoon' is for when your car is caked with dried clay mud or something. That would hurt like a bitch.
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Was expecting a video. Mild disapointment.
This happened a few days ago. Proud of my city, Lmao. Police dropped charges because they thought the embarrassment was enough.
[QUOTE]Abbotsford police posted a tweet warning that pressure washing yourself will not increase "intelligence or sobriety."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]"We arrived to find intoxicated men putting their clothes back on, and realizing that the best decisions aren't made while drunk and at a car wash without a car in the middle of the night," observed Abbotsford police Const. Ian MacDonald.[/QUOTE] The police in that town sound like pretty funny guys.
Abbotsford crime: Delinquent Amish [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/emoicons/emot-amish.png[/IMG]
All i saw on the front page was "3 naked dudes go t" and i had to seriously think if i wanted to click on the thread to continue.
Three men in a tub.
Orkel, your bans are funny. That must've hurt though! Jesus I don't wanna get hit by pressure hoses naked!
[QUOTE=ewitwins;35478202]Orkel, your bans are funny. That must've hurt though! Jesus I don't wanna get hit by pressure hoses naked![/QUOTE] Don't worry, the hot wax will numb the bruises .
hot
Well so long as they didn't cause any property damage but still they could have been arrested for public indecency
i imagine theyd be chaffed as fuck
[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;35477679]AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry, but I love when drunken fools do shit like that. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Calm down" - Orkel))[/highlight][/QUOTE] he was laughing so hard he peed 3 times and milk he wasn't even drinking came out of his nose
Partly glad, partly disappointed there wasn't a ", died" in the title
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;35479878]Partly glad, partly disappointed there wasn't a ", died" in the title[/QUOTE] Disappointed someone DIDN'T die? You need to see a therapist.
I'd do it for a laugh.
The cops gave them a warning and let them go. That's pretty cool. GJ cops.
did it hurt
[QUOTE=Slacker996;35486764]did it hurt[/QUOTE] Being hit by a heated pressure washer from all sides is going to do nothing but A: Exfoliate your fabulous pores~ B: Hurt like a motherfucker
No pictures?
I put my friend in the bed of my truck and told him to keep down and put his jacket over his face and we took him threw a carwash :v:
If we at least saw pictures of their aftermath, we can recognize how horribly painful it would be to go through that kind of treatment.
I live in North Vancouver, and this happened in Metro? (yes i am canadian) Damn kiddies getting drunk.
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