NO I DID NOT. I DIDN'T. I DID NOT HIT HER-
Oh, Hi Mark.
SPOON!
*throws spoons*
"Ha ha." - Johnny.
"Than her bodyfriend found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guraro street."
"Haha, what a story, Mark."
everyone betray me I fed up with this world
Obviously the best Wiseau line is whatever the hell he says at 55:16.
[QUOTE=Cool Tapes;42591806]Obviously the best Wiseau line is whatever the hell he says at 55:16.[/QUOTE]
"Eh-Ah-EEHHH I doooeeeeeemoind" - Johnny.
Wow 3 sex scenes and I'm not even 30 minutes in. Oh my god this film is so retarded, it's almost as if the actors almost force themselves to be so terrible.
Like when Lisa's mother tells Lisa that she's got the results of the test back and that she definitely has breast cancer. She delivers the line like she forgot to turn her car lights off and the battery went dead. Not just that, but Lisa's response is so stale and every time the main charecter speaks it sounds like it's dubbed over so badly, it's like he has a speaker inside his mouth because his lips barely even move the whole film.
This film is just a whole new level of bad that it's almost uncomfortable, it's like it was filmed in a parallel universe.
I love this film, it's so amazing to watch with a group of friends whilst drunk.
[QUOTE=Macneil_bmx;42591933]Wow 3 sex scenes and I'm not even 30 minutes in. Oh my god this film is so retarded, it's almost as if the actors almost force themselves to be so terrible.
Like when Lisa's mother tells Lisa that she's got the results of the test back and that she definitely has breast cancer. She delivers the line like she forgot to turn her car lights off and the battery went dead. Not just that, but Lisa's response is so stale and every time the main charecter speaks it sounds like it's dubbed over so badly, it's like he has a speaker inside his mouth because his lips barely even move the whole film.
This film is just a whole new level of bad that it's almost uncomfortable, it's like it was filmed in a parallel universe.[/QUOTE]
We got a heretic here.
the greatest cinematic achievement in history
Lahve is bliiind
I advise you all read The Disaster Artist, the book about the movie.
It was written by Greg Sestero (Mark). It's hilarious.
The roof scene took 3 hours to make because Johnny kept forgetting his line.
[quote]Sandy joined us on the side of the Rooftop set. He looked for a long time at Tommy’s water bottle before speaking.
“What’s this?”
“Water bottle,” Tommy said.
Sandy took in a lungful of deep, calming breath. “Yes,” he said. “I know. What are we doing with it?”
“I need to throw something, dammit. During scene.”
Sandy turned away, removed his glasses, sat down, and rubbed his eyes.[/quote]
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;42592090]I advise you all read The Disaster Artist, the book about the movie.
It was written by Greg Sestero (Mark). It's hilarious.
The roof scene took 3 hours to make because Johnny kept forgetting his line.[/QUOTE]
Greg is coming to my school soonish to talk about his book. Should I go? He kinda came off as a bit of a dick when I went to a The Room screening
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;42592144]Greg is coming to my school soonish to talk about his book. Should I go? He kinda came off as a bit of a dick when I went to a The Room screening[/QUOTE]
Read the book first, and then go. You'll understand. Greg has a right to be a dick after the stuff in the book.
Does anyone have a list of the shit you're supposed to do during midnight premiers? Like throwing spoons and stuff?
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;42592768]Does anyone have a list of the shit you're supposed to do during midnight premiers? Like throwing spoons and stuff?[/QUOTE]
In know you're supposed to scream in disgust whenever that worm alien within Lisa's throat moves.
I have to go to a midnight premiere soon
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;42591333]NO I DID NOT. I DIDN'T. I DID NOT HIT HER-
Oh, Hi Mark.[/QUOTE]
That line took Tommy over three hours to "get right".
Fuck it, i'm actually gonna sit through this and watch it.
[QUOTE=Toats MaGoats;42593271]I have to go to a midnight premiere soon
That line took Tommy over three hours to "get right".[/QUOTE]
One thing I thought I left out in my comment was that it was like it was filmed without a director or by not doing an extra take. It's almost as if the film is improv acting.
[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;42592768]Does anyone have a list of the shit you're supposed to do during midnight premiers? Like throwing spoons and stuff?[/QUOTE]
every time any woman says anything, scream 'BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN'
it works 99% of the time
I'm going to watch this again
now i can truly apprecaite all 7 sex scenes in this film
mmmm scoping that wiseau ass in 1080p
[QUOTE=Toats MaGoats;42593271]
That line took Tommy over three hours to "get right".[/QUOTE]
And it's an outhouse he's exiting.
Not joking, look behind him and you can see a lack of stairs.
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