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[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-21711244[/url]
[quote]A French "invasion force" will land on a Hampshire beach on Saturday.
The 200 soldiers, 43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran, are taking part in a training exercise at Gosport.
A French navy spokeswoman described the first steps of "Mission Jeanne d'Arc" as "unique".
She said the navy was practicing a major invasion on the British mainland to test both "amphibious and joint operations".[/quote]
Sensationalist Headline got my hopes up.
Misleading title. Amend it to include training exercise.
-snep-
Damnit Smurfy.
They like to make people think it is a training exercise. But really, it's real!
It's a "practice" mission. Prepare to be eating baguette with your tea motherfuckers.
Love the name. Didn't the British burn Joan d'Arc at the stake?
God dammit, Smurfy. You're the sensationalistest of the sensationalists.
I thought we banned for talking about smurfy's titles.
[QUOTE=areolop;39844169]Misleading title. Amend it to include training exercise.[/QUOTE]
What are you gonna do "officer" let me see your badge number.
You're a cop get it.
[QUOTE=download;39844248]Love the name. Didn't the British burn Joan d'Arc at the stake?[/QUOTE]
No the British recognized her capabilities so they let her go, it's when she got back to France that the baguette's burned her.
Ban
Who would win?
I live in Hampshire, I'll be sure to keep those damn frogs off our soil!
Quick, rally the peasants!
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39844699]I live in Hampshire, I'll be sure to keep those damn frogs off our soil![/QUOTE]
The EDL and BNP coalition forces will kill the frogs on sight.
Well, my county's fucked!
god DAMMIT max stop invading
oh god here comes max to kill garry
I'm in the North so I have plenty of time to get outta here in the event they suddenly invade us :v:
Do they want a cup of tea before i put the kettle on
Holy shit that's on my doorstep. Totally taking my camera.
oh fuck it's 1066 all over again
Fuck the French, they eat amphibians and are bad at war.
I quite like how we trust the French enough to let them use the UK as a training ground. This is what I mean by friendly rivalry!
[quote]A French "invasion force" will land on a [b]Hampshire[/b] beach on Saturday[/quote]
I live there, I'll ready the cannons!
God save the Queen.
I wonder how many people that don't read the news are gonna freak out when they see the French landing on their beaches.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;39845286]I live there, I'll ready the cannons![/QUOTE]
It's like a 10 minute drive from yours, and they wont have live ammunition. Lets line the beaches with people armed with laser pens and see how easy the find this.
Someone alert the chavs!
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