Man dies after falling into machinery at west-end pasta factory

[MIPS]

[quote]A 26-year-old man is reported dead after an industrial accident at a pasta factory in west-end Toronto.

Emergency officials say the man fell into some machinery at Pasta Quistini Inc., and died at the scene.

The business is located 1700 Ormont Dr. near Weston Road and Steeles Ave. W.

The identity of the victim is not known.

Toronto police say the Ministry of Labour has been called in to investigate.
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[url=http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/man-dies-after-falling-into-machinery-at-west-end-pasta-factory/article1980962/]**Add a bit of Ragu on that**[/url]

Not really earth shattering news but fuck, we can only imagine what he got chewed up by.

[Bone Thugz]

Thats awful.

Did get turned into food or something?

[Boozy&Bitter]

You gotta a sauce on that?

[evilweazel]

I thought we were pasta the time of serious industrial accidents

:madmax:

[TheChantzGuy]

this man has pasta in his head and on his legs
i do not like them sam i am
i do not like them in a train
i do not like them im in pain

[Error_404]

I guess he's Gnocching on heaven's door...

[Wiggles]

Uh oh, spaghettios!

[Hole]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;29118452]Uh oh, spaghettios![/QUOTE]
Spaghettio's are the bomb.

[deathmog]

This article seems a bit saucy.

[xxfalconxx]

I wonder what the police protocol is for 'man turned into pastry'.

[Dippeggs]

Sounds like a dish best served cold.

My god, half my post lately have been dumb puns.

[Hoob]

That must have been one Farfalle.

[Ninja Duck]

Wow, what a way to go, and that young.

"How'd you die, and why so young?"
"I fell into a fucking pasta machine."

[Acesarge]

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;29118685]I wonder what the police protocol is for 'man turned into pastry'.[/QUOTE]

It's a 10-69 where I come from.

[Pepsi-cola]

This news story has me in bits.

[JDK721]

wow, you guys have some pretty tasteless puns

[Provost]

[QUOTE=JDK721;29120225]wow, you guys have some pretty tasteless puns[/QUOTE]

You think they're tastless? Try my "noodle"! :q:

[Toothpick]

It's sad how Facepunch has been reduced to trying to make the best spaghetti joke about a mans death.

You really should all be fucking ashamed.

[Lizard Of Guilt]

[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;29118103]Thats awful.

Did get turned into food or something?[/QUOTE]

Ground meat

[Ninja Duck]

[QUOTE=Fort83;29120541]Hey I Live there! Probably see this in the newspaper tomorrow[/QUOTE]

You'll probably see this in the next box of pasta you buy.

[FreakySoup]

Employees described the victim as 'high strung'

[ExplodingGuy]

Hopefully he fell head first. :ohdear:

[DaCommie1]

I heard about this on the news today, rather unfortunate.

[GrabbinPills]

:20bux: he was turned into 357 fleshnoodles.

[wewt!]

Factories are dangerous, getting some kind of injury is inevitable. I worked in a factory for just a month in january and had a cutaway slice into my thumb. That was the first time I've actually had an injury where I've seen meat, it was pretty weird.
Anyways, yeah, factories are dangerous. Stuff like this happens every day.

[Gekkosan]

pasta la vista babe

[Master117]

Spaghetti.

[BigBeretFrenchi]

Thats one [i]Noodle[/i] of a day!

Bad Um Psh.

[HazeFyer23]

HUMAN SPAGHETTIES!

[Moby-]

This man is the new pasta king.