• Jealous alpha male monkey "attacks" man.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA3_Ty3U29I[/media] woah
Holy.
Imagine if that glass wasn't there: That would be the most badass knockdown ever.
Fuck I wish I could do that
That monkey is a badass.
Alpha as fuck.
Look at that, right for the back of the neck, I wonder if he could've done any serious damage.
Reminded me of the spiders from eight legged freaks
that monkey was seriously about to [I]fuck shit up[/I]
Someone make a GIF of when he's swinging and make it loop correctly.
Didn't Mario do something to that effect in Donkey Kong for the GameBoy? Obviously the situation is reversed, but hey...
[QUOTE=nox;34752286]Look at that, right for the back of the neck, I wonder if he could've done any serious damage.[/QUOTE] Well think of how much that monkey would weigh. Now think of an object of the same weight falling onto your neck with the force all in one point (here the monkey's legs) looks like it'd fuckin' hurt at the very least. Might even be able to break your neck if he's fat enough.
We should breed these and put them in the military.
That's one clever monkey
Well monkey are strong enough to RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR
Whats he doing to make the monkey act that way?
[QUOTE=Jimpy;34760717]Whats he doing to make the monkey act that way?[/QUOTE] Monkey is jealous over him being bigger (more alpha).
The dudes wife should clearly leave her inferior man and live with this alpha monkey instead!
Hahah that monkey is pretty agile with the hanging ropes and all
jesus...
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