Disney Land - Possibly the scariest place in the world - General

[release][u][b]I been living under a rock and have no idea what Disney Land is[/b][/u] You are a lucky man/woman/Man-woman! Disney land tries to make itself into a child's dream. A child's faviroute cartoon characters running round an ideal place full of rides, clean streets and candy. Dreams come true in Disney Land. Atleast that's what they say. See the truth is that Disney Land is more of a place of knightmare. Deaths, injuries, molesting and yiffing. Yes Yiffing, are some of the truths disney hides with it's white castles and pretty costumes. So allow me to take you kicking and screaming out of your fucked perception of Disney and throw you into the hard truth. Welcome to hell. [img]http://alicianroth.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/disney-world.jpg[/img][/release] [release][u][b]They said it was safe. Nothing can hurt you in Disney Land[/b][/u] Ok that is a slight exaggeration but Disney Land must be haunted by some pissed off Walt Disney or something because he lets the weirdest shit go down. First of all a lot of people die here by doing stupid things but others die from the parks fault in partially horrific ways. In 1974 for example a young 18 year old performer at "america sings" was crushed to death by a revolving door. I haven't been crushed to death but I can tell ya' it ain't a nice feeling. But probably ain't as bad as rollacosta derailment. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Thunder_wdw.jpg[/img] Those who have been to Disney Land have more than likely experienced atleast one rollacosta and if they went with children/are children. Then it was this innocent looking one in the picture above. Moving at 35 mph, when this thing derails you better pray to fucking god. One man didn't and as a result was killed rather quickly from blunt force trauma and a LOT of internal bleeding. If we looked at his insides we would see a fucked up mess of bloody organs kept together by his ribcage. These are isolated incedents. Theme parks aren't really dangerous and I don't want you to get that idea. They have dangers but their are percautions to stop bad things happening. This involves not leaving the park when they tell you. One pair of brothers learnt this hard lessons when they swam to a off limits area of the park and hid their 'till closing time. When they had to swim back the older brother carried his younger brother on his back because the lil kid didn't know how to swim. His brother drowned halfway their and the kid was left barley floating in the water with his brothers dead body right under him until he got rescued. See you don't break the rules at Disney land. Because god will kill you. A 70-year-old man was pinned between ride vehicles when he tried to board the ride from the load area moving sidewalk, at about 6:30 p.m. The ride was closed, then reopened the next morning after an investigation. No malfunction was found with the ride. It obviously came to life and killed him. But it's not always the tourists that fate conspires against. Other than the performer I mentioned earlier, in 2004, a 38-year-old employee died when he was accidentally run over by the Beauty and the Beast parade float. Imagine being a kid watching that! Also there is one horrifying case where the monorails crashed which I don't want to put no disrespect to by accident but I have a picture! [img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/07/monorail_crash_disneyworld_jalopnik.jpg[/img] [i](I can't tell where one ends and the other beings either)[/i] Look I can't write them all but fewer than 100 lawsuits are filed against Disney each year for various incidents. Most from natural causes, some from stupidity, few from the ride itself. But that is far from messed up. People die in theme parks all the time. But..[/release] [release][u][b]What type of grown men dress in full suits?[/b][/u] Mastercheif, Knights, Darth Vader and Ironman. Oh, and actors. I used to think there was something up with these guys but I was far from it. There is something up with nearly all of them. Mainly Tigger.. He is fucked up beyond belief. Tigger was arrested for fondling an unnamed 13-year-old girl and her mother while he was dressed as Tigger during a photo opportunity at the Magic Kingdom in February 2004. This story confuses me. How did he fondle them? Did he take them back stage and rape them? Did he fist them? I heard his tail works pretty well! Either way he was aquited of his charges and went staight back to work amongst children.. great. But Tigger doesn't only try to stick it up the ass, he kicks it too. On January 5, 2007 Tigger punched a 14 year old in the fucking face. BAM. He got away with it too. Apparently the brat was yanking on his behind causing the actor to have breathing problems. He swung round so fast the shit head didn't know what hit him. And to think I thought captain hook stealing my hat and making fun of my height was bad. Dick head. The three little pigs where also accused of raping women. Seriously these Disney folk. Apprenetly she was approached by the swine flu carriers who took her away and huffed and puffed and fondled with her. While the did it they kept saying "Mommy mommy". It turns out that the little pig arms are too small to catch a woman and rape her so she was either not fondled with or it was the wrong group of furries. I could go on for hours about all the different times somebody said so and so touched their parts or punched them in the face but we never have hard proof. Well watch this video below[/release] [release][highlight][u][b]Mouse Orgy[/b][/u][/highlight] I thought I would finish this thread with a nice film. This film is rare and known as "mouse orgy". It shows the actors backstage having an orgy while dressed. It seems like it's just a piss about but it caused a lot of trouble. Everybody in this video was fired. Watch as they rape Mini Mouse and the chipmunks get spunked. French actors.. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W42cQx4HBk[/media] Yes the people without costume join in on the fun too. Mickey tries to rape one from behind and the female one grabs Minis [i]tits[/i]. [i]Well I hope this has opened your eyes to the hell that is Disney. I didn't mention the stabbings and bus crashes. Or the guy who tried to get off the ride and got pummelled and killed by another ride because I didn't want to. I'm trying to give you a rough idea not butt rape you by destroying your childhood.[/i][/release] [release][u][b]HSM Attractions[/b][/u] I thought I would add this as the first poster pointed it out. Disney land loves HSM and that shit doesn't need to be explained. That is scary enough without yiffing. [img]http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/ashley-tisdale-high-school-musical-2-premiere.jpg[/img] Nevermind there it is. Less I say the better[/release] [b]Disney Land - Walt is turning in his grave[/b]

The scariest thing at Disney Land: [url=http://www.wdwnews.com/ViewImage.aspx?ImageID=108042]High School Musical performances and parades...[/url] I swear, my ears were bleeding after walking by that "attraction".

Well fuck why goto hell when you can goto Disney Land

them some fucked up dreams that are coming true

[QUOTE=Faren;16423071]them some fucked up dreams that are coming true[/QUOTE] Furrys love it I guess.

Damn, i've got to visit Disney Land before i die.

I don't want to go there :c None of the new Disney movies are great.

Holy bejesus what in the name of

I've never been to Disney land

:O That video has scared me for life.

Is that the snowman from Rudolph in that video

It's not that bad considering that there are themeparks where people are decapitated by malfunctioning rides.

[QUOTE=Louie XVI;16423149]Is that the snowman from Rudolph in that video[/QUOTE] Yeah. Thank fuck they didn't bring Rudolph. It could be the Snowman from The Snowman. They could get away with using the same costume

Huh.

Disneyland is actually pretty safe for an amusement park. Other parks in similar size tend to have a lot more deaths.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;16423166]It's not that bad considering that there are themeparks where people are decapitated by malfunctioning rides.[/QUOTE] They aren't advertised as the only last good place in the world

For its size it does okay You're gonna get freak accidents and weirdos at any theme park that's also a kid's fantasy land.

I can't wait to go back. :buddy:

Looking at the main cause of death at Disney Land I laughed. It's being crushed. Like crushed dreams when you see Goofy and Donald have shower time

:aaaaa:

if only it were more like this [img]http://i31.tinypic.com/2ldby9i.jpg[/img] [img]http://i31.tinypic.com/2e3u34x.jpg[/img] Disney makes some cool shit. Disney [I]Land[/I] is lame shit.

It does look like that if you peel back the paint

Get over it pussy.

HOLY SHIT GET THE RAT POISON MINI MOUSE IS EATING THAT POOR MAN'S FACE. Oh wait he's from highschool musical.

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[QUOTE=solid_jake;16423323]HOLY SHIT GET THE RAT POISON MINI MOUSE IS EATING THAT POOR MAN'S FACE. Oh wait he's from highschool musical.[/QUOTE] It's more than likely a dude in the suit licking that dude

Come on Dan tell us what they did to you. [b]Edit:[/b] I would have loved to see Marilyn Manson and friends run around that place.

Mickey grouped me when I sat on his lap one time I shit you not. I think he was trying to hold me. ...By the penis

I wish Walt Disney didn't die, so instead of Disney churning out anything it can to make a profit it will actually go back to making good cartoons.

I thought so. It's ok, that's how mice say hello.