Insane Clown Posse tries to downplay beginnings of Juggalo Revolution - Polidicks

[url]http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2016/10/insane_clown_posse_dishes_on_c.html[/url] [QUOTE]With creepy clown sightings popping up more and more every day, the Insane Clown Posse, of course, has been asked its opinion on the bizarre encounters. The creepy sightings have hit Michigan and nearly 20 other states, but the pair of Metro Detroit-based performers known as the Insane Clown Posse don't seem to be buying that there's an actual threat. They noted a recent Rolling Stone article on the group's Facebook page, claiming it "is basically nothing more than mass hysteria and moral panic." "Believe it or not, the same thing happened in 1981, too, LONG before social media, Stephen King wrote 'It' and ICP were in f***** GRADE SCHOOL at the time! "So there ARE no 'killer clowns' -- it's just jackasses being jackasses. So everyone relax!" The post, signed by "J-Webb," can be read in its explicit entirety by clicking here.[/QUOTE] They move in the shadows. Be ready for juggalos to storm your local government offices at any time.

sounds like something that clowns hiding the clown takeover agenda would say

article is too true. everyone doing this are jackasses who are terrifying people and making them uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=InfectedPotato;51154464]article is too true. everyone doing this are jackasses who are terrifying people and making them uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] But this has gone way too far. A teen got stabbed by one of these clowns for fuck's sake. It's kind of a serious problem now, especially since it's wasting police resources and terrifying parents a shitton for their children.

[QUOTE=Omilinon;51154508]But this has gone way too far. A teen got stabbed by one of these clowns for fuck's sake. It's kind of a serious problem now, especially since it's wasting police resources and terrifying parents a shitton for their children.[/QUOTE] Out of all the media scares, Satanists, Gamers, no one predicted that the greatest threat to our youth would be clowns.

I was just thinking the other day, I can't wait for the clown threat to become so big that ICP gathers the juggalos to fight them off. Fight clowns with clowns. Kinda like the election.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;51154556]Whose to say these clowns aren't also satanic gamers?[/QUOTE] our realm cannot handle this level of unrestrained evil.

pogo would be proud.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;51154567]I was just thinking the other day, I can't wait for the clown threat to become so big that ICP gathers the juggalos to fight them off. Fight clowns with clowns. Kinda like the election.[/QUOTE] Send in the clowns.

[QUOTE=Bradyns;51154609]Send in the clowns.[/QUOTE] 2019 - After 3 long years, the War of the Clowns had ended. ICP receives the medal of honor for valiantly leading their juggalos in bloody attacks to defend their face paint and save the citizens of the United States. All is well for now... but war... war never [i]*honk honk*[/i].

[QUOTE=Bradyns;51154609]Send in the clowns.[/QUOTE] They're already here.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;51154630]2019 - After 3 long years, the War of the Clowns had ended. ICP receives the medal of honor for valiantly leading their juggalos in bloody attacks to defend their face paint and save the citizens of the United States. All is well for now... but war... war never [i]*honk honk*[/i].[/QUOTE] I think they'd prefer a faygo of honor but okay I can see it.

Somebody get Space Station 13 players to help us fight them back, they know how to destroy clowns better than anyone.

[QUOTE=Robman8908;51154567]I was just thinking the other day, I can't wait for the clown threat to become so big that ICP gathers the juggalos to fight them off. Fight clowns with clowns. [b]Kinda like the election.[/b][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OItnWGv.png?fb[/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

I'm ready to fight back the bad clowns

[QUOTE=Robman8908;51154630]2019 - After 3 long years, the War of the Clowns had ended. ICP receives the medal of honor for valiantly leading their juggalos in bloody attacks to defend their face paint and save the citizens of the United States. All is well for now... but war... war never [i]*honk honk*[/i].[/QUOTE] Don't you mean [i]*WHOOP WHOOP!*[/i]

[QUOTE=Robman8908;51154630]2019 - After 3 long years, the War of the Clowns had ended. ICP receives the medal of honor for valiantly leading their juggalos in bloody attacks to defend their face paint and save the citizens of the United States. All is well for now... but war... war never [i]*honk honk*[/i].[/QUOTE] in the end, we payed a terrible price.

This article is completely ridiculous. Do they honestly expect [I]anybody[/I] to believe that the Insane Clown Posse [sp]went to grade school[/sp]?

[QUOTE=Omilinon;51154508]But this has gone way too far. A teen got stabbed by one of these clowns for fuck's sake. It's kind of a serious problem now, especially since it's wasting police resources and terrifying parents a shitton for their children.[/QUOTE] To be fair, every news source I've seen on the Reading, PA murder was "a fight that broke out after someone showed up in a clown mask". Considering how many kids on facebook are acting tough and saying shit like "ID LOVE TO SEE A CLOWN LOL ILL BEAT HIM THE FUCK UP" I wouldn't rule out that the 16 year old could be the one to make the first swing

Clowns I can deal with. I'm more worried about what comes after the clowns. The skeletons.

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;51155065]This article is completely ridiculous. Do they honestly expect [I]anybody[/I] to believe that the Insane Clown Posse [sp]went to grade school[/sp]?[/QUOTE] Grade school doesn't matter, clown school does.

Clowns will be exiled to space Little did we realize.SS13 is an accurate portrayal of the future

[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;51157277]Clowns I can deal with. I'm more worried about what comes after the clowns. The skeletons.[/QUOTE] i though this halloween was a skeleton vs clowns war

Never thought ICP would be the voice of reason in all this.