• Maritime fisherman finds much success using crack cocaine as bait
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[img]http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/CrackFisherman_Banner.jpg[/img] [quote]The reaction towards Leonard Grey's fishing technique around North Lake Prince Edward Island is certainly mixed. After accidentally discovering that local fish are mysteriously attracted to crack cocaine, he has become the area's most successful fisherman and unapologetically continues to use the narcotic as bait. "I'm kinda doing the community a service because I am taking drugs off the streets and putting 'em in the ocean." Leonard Grey, fisherman "Look, I know that it is an illegal drug, but it makes catching fish extremely easy," says Grey. [/quote] Love my local news Source: [url]http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2014/11/19/maritime-fisherman-finds-much-success-using-crack-cocaine-as-bait/[/url]
i swear to christ he learned it from king of the hill.
Turning all those fish into addicts.
I was once offered "trout" by a guy in a Wendy's parking lot. I guess this is what he meant.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;46538586]I was once offered "trout" by a guy in a Wendy's parking lot. I guess this is what he meant.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqSABpW54a0[/media] ???
[quote]After accidentally discovering that local fish are mysteriously attracted to crack cocaine[/quote] How do you accidentally discover this?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xxetO.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Native Hunter;46538596]How do you accidentally discover this?[/QUOTE] Drop your stash baggie in the water and watch as they eat it up like when you feed an aquarium.
This is a fucking king of the hill episode
[quote] "I'm kinda doing the community a service because I am taking drugs off the streets and putting 'em in the ocean."[/quote] Really debatable. You're putting money in the dealers' pockets. Crack dealers aren't guys you want to benefit.
Can't wait too see some crack baby tuna tbh
so hank was right
[QUOTE=5/3/4/3;46538634]so hank was right[/QUOTE] i tell ya hwhat
"This is That" is satire, [QUOTE]This Is That is a current affairs program that doesn't just talk about the issues, it fabricates them. Nothing is off limits--politics, business, culture, justice, science, religion--if it is relevant to Canadians, we'll find out the "This" and the "That" of the story. Each week, hosts Pat Kelly and Peter Oldring introduce you to the voices and stories that give this country character in this 100% improvised, satirical send-up of public radio.[/QUOTE] Not hard to tell either, other stories include, [QUOTE]Man has song stuck in his head for 6 years Canada to create a 'National Dance' to accompany National Anthem To save money, RCMP may remove horses from historical Musical Ride Washington state couple chooses to raise their child species-less[/QUOTE]
Surely though you risk ingesting some of that cocaine if the fish eats a significant amount before it gets hooked? I'm not sure many people would like to invite Grandma over and watch her get off her face from homemade fish pie
[QUOTE=Geeray;46538794]"This is That" is satire, Not hard to tell either, other stories include,[/QUOTE] Oh well, fuck my bad. Really wasn't expecting satire, the maritimes are friggin loony
guess those fish are really getting hooked
If you really wanted to piss off people, you can actually pop open certain anti-depressants and toss them into an area you are fishing, as it causes fish to school up and go into an aggressive feeding/mating frenzy. It's actually really hilarious tbh.
[QUOTE=cis.joshb;46538891]guess those fish are really getting hooked[/QUOTE] they're really begging for a line
Calling it now, the fish will lose the high they get from it and the fisherman will need more and more powerful shit to keep the attraction going. In fact, I think this is going to play out exactly like in king of the hill.
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