I have this problem with putting stuff in my mouth. - General

Since as long as I can remember, I've been putting random stuff in my mouth. Throughout middle school, I'd always find myself with my pen or pencil in my mouth, or other school supplies. I find myself still chewing on a sucker once its nothing but a stick. Hell, I'm chewing on the shirt-clip on my headset as I type this. So Facepunch, how do I stop putting stuff in my mouth?

Put a dick in your mouth.

It's a natural talent. You could even get payed to put things in your mouth.

Eat breakfast before doing anything.

did your mom breastfeed you?

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;25670956]Since as long as I can remember, I've been putting random stuff in my mouth. Throughout middle school, I'd always find myself with my pen or pencil in my mouth, or other school supplies. I find myself still chewing on a sucker once its nothing but a stick. Hell, I'm chewing on the shirt-clip on my headset as I type this. So Facepunch, how do I stop putting stuff in my mouth?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=127641&dateline=1283678772[/img]

You don't need to stop putting things in your mouth. Just put [b]better[/b] things in your mouth.

coat everything you own in faeces

[QUOTE=Asphyxia;25671054][img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=127641&dateline=1283678772[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] What does that have to do with my problem?

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;25670956]Since as long as [highlight]I can remember, I've been putting random stuff in my mouth.[/highlight] Throughout middle school, I'd [highlight]always find myself with my pen or pencil in my mouth, or other school supplies.[/highlight] I find myself still chewing on a [highlight] sucker once its nothing but a stick.[/highlight] Hell, I'm chewing on the shirt-clip on my headset as I type this. So Facepunch, how do I stop putting stuff in my mouth?[/QUOTE] I think you found your profession.

It's [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29]Pica[/url], congratulations, you are fucked up.

[QUOTE=GunskiMod;25671013]It's a natural talent. You could even get payed to put things in your mouth.[/QUOTE] Oh yes you can ;) LIKE SERIOUSLY I WAS WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARY ON ICE CREAM AND THIS TASTE TESTER GUYS TONGUE WAS INSURED FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND HE GETS PAID A LOT.

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;25671161]It's [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29]Pica[/url], congratulations, you are fucked up.[/QUOTE] he didnt say he eats them, he just chews on em more likely an oral fixation, you miss the security of your mother.

Cure your furry disease, that should fix it. OP subconciously wants to be sucking weiner.

[QUOTE=mr apple;25671264]Cure your furry disease, that should fix it. OP subconciously wants to be sucking weiner.[/QUOTE] No shit

[QUOTE=not_Morph53;25671161]It's [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29]Pica[/url], congratulations, you are fucked up.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/2cedf281a04d65ee42b6c73d1a12a47e.png[/img] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;25671323][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/2cedf281a04d65ee42b6c73d1a12a47e.png[/img_thumb] :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I find it funny that you gave me an agree rating on my post. Seriously, I laughed hard

Facepunch isn't the best place to cum out of the closet...

[QUOTE=mr apple;25671410]I find it funny that you gave me an agree rating on my post. Seriously, I laughed hard[/QUOTE] you two should have sex

... its cancer. :frown:

[QUOTE=Nahyan;25671440]Facepunch isn't the best place to cum out of the closet...[/QUOTE] What about cumming [B]in[/B] the closet?

Get women to pay to put their dick in your mouth. It's not homosexual because it's a women putting their dick in your mouth, not a guy doing it.

Anemia You're going to die.

My friend did this, he ate shit off the ground, too. He is no longer my friend.

[QUOTE=TamTamJam;25673503]My friend did this, he ate [B]shit [/B]off the ground, too. He is no longer my friend.[/QUOTE] Um... Ew?

I chew on my pencils and my skin a lot too. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] Just a habit I guess.

[QUOTE=NickFury666;25673724]I chew on my pencils and my skin a lot too.[/QUOTE] Rate agree if you read "penis and my skin".

Chew some fucking gum. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] Really people? Nobody has thought of this yet?

Oral fixation. I have it too OP. I take it out on myself by biting my fingers. Nasty habit but its hard to quit [editline]27th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Wiiunite;25673900]Chew some fucking gum. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] Really people? Nobody has thought of this yet?[/QUOTE] This

Oh FP this person needs to stop putting things in his mouth. I put loads of things in my mouth too. Some are creamy and some are tasty but still don't put bad things in that mouth.