Chinese Military Says US Launched Global War To Bring Down China, Promises Retaliation - Polidicks

[release] The Chinese military says that by inciting nations around the world into protests and revolution as well as attempting to do the same in China, the US has started a global internet war that the communist nation promises to retaliate against. Recently, the United States declared cyber attacks an act of war and said they would retaliate to cyber attacks with missiles. Pentagon Considers Cyber Attacks To Be Acts Of War: WSJ Cyber attacks that originate abroad can qualify as acts of war that could merit a military response by the U.S., the Pentagon has determined, according to the Wall Street Journal. Citing a Pentagon report on cybersecurity strategy, part of which will be de-classified soon, the Wall Street Journal reported that the Pentagon has, for the first time, developed a cyber strategy that seeks to outline how the U.S. might react to cyber attacks targeted at the government, as well as critical infrastructure such as power plants, public transportation systems, financial institutions, and more. “If you shut down our power grid, maybe we will put a missile down one of your smokestacks,” an unnamed military official told the Journal. That set the stage for Chinese military officials declared that the United States has launched a global internet war and promised to retaliate. [/release] Source: [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/31/pentagon-cyber-attack-act-of-war_n_869014.html[/url] [url]http://theintelhub.com/2011/06/20/chinese-military-says-us-launched-global-war-to-bring-down-china-promises-retaliation/[/url]

Oh cock.

geez china paranoid much

No, fuck no. A war between the USA (resulting in all of it's allies getting dragged in it) and China is all we fucking need right now.

Fuck Aamerica,.

TV source in case if you're too lazy to read: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmErHnTWu8[/media]

Fuck

A war between USA and China? Meh, the world had a good run so far.

Looks like someone creates his own justification here.

Oh for fuck's sake can't everybody just stop being massive shits and start using their brains.

What the fuck is China talking about, what global war?

dear.. god. imagine if it was like world in conflict. where russians just parachute down from everywhere. i hope it's just talk and they're not gonna do anything

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31625085]What the fuck is China talking about, what global war?[/QUOTE] The US supporting various uprisings in the middle east. People tried to start shit in China as well.

[QUOTE=Virtanen;31625068]Oh for fuck's sake can't everybody just stop being massive shits and start using their brains.[/QUOTE] China seems to think that because the US is in debt that they're weak and are now trying to wrestle the title of world power from them.

2011: year of the cock waving

So, basically, China is like "The US is going to cause a global war, not if we stop them by starting a global war!"

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;31625018]No, fuck no. A war between the USA (resulting in all of it's allies getting dragged in it) and China is all we fucking need right now.[/QUOTE] Well, it might be good for the economy and stuff like that, technology and such, but I still don't want a war. If it was something like the cold war, okay. Then I'm all up for that. Until the part where it turns into a dickwaving contest.

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;31625018]No, fuck no. A war between the USA (resulting in all of it's allies getting dragged in it) and China is all we fucking need right now.[/QUOTE] Actually no, it can't be possible. If China goes to war with the USA they lose a BIG part of their revenue, and since the USA is allied with pretty much the entire world, China will lose trade to all of Europe too and whatever Arabian and Asian country they trade with. This means that China will get fucked economically so hard that they won't be able to do anything. If China will go at war with the USA, it will be a suicide mission for their regime and economy. And they know it, so I'll just say nothing will happen

Calm yourselves down they've jumped on one quote from some overzealous chinese cunt. If those sources are even trustworthy.

This is all dick waving, gun showing, and political fluff. The war would be an "internet war" anyway.

[QUOTE=Reimu;31625155]This is all dick waving, gun showing, and political fluff. The war would be an "internet war" anyway.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of the old camouflage I designed: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9128407/Images/fp%20camo.png[/img]

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;31625018]No, fuck no. A war between the USA (resulting in all of it's allies getting dragged in it) and China is all we fucking need right now.[/QUOTE] It would probably help the US economy, I mean it was world war 2 that fixed up the economy last time it went to hell. Scary as fuck if I'm honest though, seriously scary.

[QUOTE=ART1E117;31625036]Fuck Aamerica,.[/QUOTE] [img]http://flagdog.facepunchstudios.com/?ipe=43b5c8b2e50523652f63c5601c487f08[/img] Huh. Facepunch isn't blacklisted in China. You learn something new everyday.

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;31625284][img]http://flagdog.facepunchstudios.com/?ipe=43b5c8b2e50523652f63c5601c487f08[/img] Huh. Facepunch isn't blacklisted in China. You learn something new everyday.[/QUOTE] It probably will be soon, though considering some of the posts in SH recently. I'm just surprised it hasn't happened sooner. [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] Which sucks because I mostly frequent Facepunch on my yearly trips to China, so I'll have to find another site to mope about on while I'm here.

China can't tell the difference between private and government actions, eh?

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31625269]It would probably help the US economy, I mean it was world war 2 that fixed up the economy last time it went to hell. Scary as fuck if I'm honest though, seriously scary.[/QUOTE] Yeah, let's kill 2/3 (or even all) of the world population and have a nuclear exchange with Russia and China to fix the US economy. [img]http://www.genetic-diseases.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/trisomy21b.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=RandomVariable;31625475]Yeah, let's kill 2/3 (or even all) of the world population and have a nuclear exchange with Russia and China to fix the US economy. [img]http://www.genetic-diseases.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/trisomy21b.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I didn't say we should go to war, I'm just point out the possibility of a situation similar to the last world war. I also doubt anyone would have the balls to use nuclear weapons.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31625540]I didn't say we should go to war, I'm just point out the possibility of a situation similar to the last world war. I also doubt anyone would have the balls to use nuclear weapons.[/QUOTE] Mutual assured destruction doesn't work when some country is loosing the war. If it's obvious that some side of the conflict is loosing, this side is very likely to use nuclear weapons if it has any.

WERE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE, THE TITLE POST SAYS CHINA IS GOING TO ATTACK US!!!!!

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;31625540]I didn't say we should go to war, I'm just point out the possibility of a situation similar to the last world war. I also doubt anyone would have the balls to use nuclear weapons.[/QUOTE] The only reason why america got so filthy rich during the second world war was that they put off entering the war until the end, and never saw any domestic fighting. This meant that they recieved tons of smart, ambitious jewish immigrants and that their industry remained unscaved throughout the war. If china was to attack however; expect nukage. That wouldn't exactly stimulate the economy.