What's your nearest "near death" experience? - General

I accidentally crashed my bike into some retard down a hill, taking a salto over the handle landing an inch from a rock with my head. So, whats your near death experience?

Rode my bike into a oncoming car, effectively breaking a few bones, my brakes didn't work :saddowns: and there was no space

when i was a kid i was wondering why you cant breath underwater, i was taking a bath and went under the surface and breathed in through my nose. i felt the water going through and i panicked and got up

Pressed general discussion instead of fast threads, almost got stabbed. Close call. Edit: Might aswell tell mine. Went to cross the road at a pedestrian crossing, got hit by a bus driver. Broke my arm and some bruising on my leg. God I hate bus drivers so much

[QUOTE=ashton93;25701763]I crashed my bike into some retard down a hill[/QUOTE] You sound like a prick.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;25701816]You sound like a prick.[/QUOTE] Well it was an accident. I didnt do it by purpose. Think I used the wrong words

When I fell out a car at the age of four. Or that time something exploded (Possibly the lightbulb) and the explosion rendered me temporarily blind and deaf for a few hours.

Cracked my head open when i was 5...

Yes, that [b]retard[/b] jumped right in front of you.

Fell out of a car when I was about 1. Needless to say, it made me what I am today....i'm not sure thats a good thing, but my doctor says i'm special :smug: Oh and I got dropped on my head. And I also fell down the stairs about 3 times. Apparently I was an accident prone baby, or at least thats what my family would have me believe... OH and I also wired up a mains plug to a light bulb, holding the bare wires with my fingers to see if the light would work I got away with a blister.

[QUOTE=Trumple;25701871]Fell out of a car when I was about 1. Needless to say, it made me what I am today....i'm not sure thats a good thing, but my doctor says i'm special :smug: Oh and I got dropped on my head. And I also fell down the stairs about 3 times. Apparently I was an accident prone baby, or at least thats what my family would have me believe... OH and I also wired up a mains plug to a light bulb, holding the bare wires with my fingers to see if the light would work I got away with a blister.[/QUOTE] They probably threw you down the stairs on purpose. I know I would have. :colbert: Just kidding bro I don't even know you

This must be a parody thread. :argh: I have read the same story about someone on this forum who crashed into an old woman and broke her arm.

[QUOTE=James1o1o;25701918]This is a parody thread =/ I have read the same story about someone on this forum who crashed into an old woman and broke her arm.[/QUOTE] Riding a bike downhill and colliding with someone is such a rare event that it couldn't have possibly happened to two people in the world

[QUOTE=Big Ben;25701911]They probably threw you down the stairs on purpose. I know I would have. :colbert: Just kidding bro I don't even know you[/QUOTE] I wonder sometimes if they would. I don't think they would, but it does look suspicious that I 'fell' out a moving car, and just so happened to 'trip' down the stairs. Thrice. In the space of a year... Hmmmmmmmmmm

once i was in a fight, some idiot decided to use a knife. nearly stabbed me in a chest.

I drove over myself with a bike, that's about it, I haven't really had anything life-threatening experiences. Or, well, I fell of a small cliff and landed on my back on top of an old, used barrel. Sounds minor but it was a relatively long fall. I think the barrel softened the fall.

[QUOTE=ThePuska;25701940]Riding a bike downhill and colliding with someone is such a rare event that it couldn't have possibly happened to two people in the world[/QUOTE] The post I'm thinking about also talked about almost killing himself against a rock if I remember right. Too much of a coincidence. The 5 posts from the OP just made me think it, probably wrong I do admit.

[QUOTE=Best4bond;25701861]Cracked my head open when i was 5...[/QUOTE] Did this, aswell as my chin when i was 5-6

I once nearly drown in a public pool because an ass told me the entire pool was shallow, so I went into the less crowded deep end.

Was riding my bike home at decent speed, about to cross the road. I didn't look both ways; halfway across I notice the van. It just barely touched my rear so I just spun half around without really getting thrown off. It was all my fault ofcourse but the driver seemed to give fuck all, he just kept going like nobody's business.

Fired my pistol at another armed man. He fled.

Got hit in the head by a thrown baseball while going out onto the field. Finished the game, went home and tried to go to sleep. My head started hurting worse and worse. Went to the hospital, turns out I had a blood clot on my brain, had to have a hole cut in my skull to have it removed. If I would've went to sleep that night I would have died.

when i die

I cracked my head open as well when I was about 4 or 5 or so at a swimming pool. Apparently they had to remove all the water and refill it afterwards. :v: Then I was rushed to an ambulance with a bandage around my head, feeling like a ninja [sp]probably crying in pain instead[/sp]

Almost hit the trees while flying over a mountain.

Almost getting hit by a car when my bikes gears skipped and my feet slipped of the peddles.

Me and a friend was walking home, it was dark. There was no sidewalk so we had to walk close to a ditch. A car sped from around a corner and hit my friend. Luckily, he was riding his bike and didn't get seriously injured. What really pissed me off though was that when the man driving walked over to us and asked if we were okay, his wife yelled "Dear, did the car get any scratches?". I was a couple of inches away from getting hit myself, so I guess this is the closest I've been to death.

Was running around on a fallen tree when I was about 15. I was on the top part of the tree and went to run down the trunk. I saw a load of leaves and thought I could run through them but there was a broken branch pointing straight at me behind them. It stabbed into my chest leaving a 4 inch gash on the right side of my chest which bled profusely, and I got clotheslines by it and fell off of the side of the tree which was a 10-15ft drop onto big chunks of broken wood and brambles. Luckily I grabbed a branch on the way down and left with scrapes on my legs and the scar on my chest.

at the dentist, I was like 9 maybe and they were going to take out a tooth

3 years ago my moped's throttle kinda froze at full throttle when I had just parked on a mountain. The moped started driving at full speed with me on and I had to throw myself on the ground and dragged the moped with me so it wouldn't go off the edge. The rear wheel was still touching some rocks when I was lying on the ground holding the steering bar thing with one hand and it span around me then I managed to brake so the engine died shit was awesome :buddy: