[quote]Peter Berg ([B]Hancock) produces and directs the May 18, 2012 release, an epic action-adventure that unfolds across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Based on Hasbro's classic naval combat game, [URL="http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=55643"]Battleship[/URL] stars Taylor Kitsch as Hopper, a Naval officer assigned to the USS John Paul Jones; Brooklyn Decker as Sam, a physical therapist and Hopper's fiancée; Alexander Skarsgård as Hopper's older brother, Commanding Officer Stone of the USS Samson; Rihanna as Lt. Raikes, Hopper's crewmate and a weapons specialist on the USS John Paul Jones; and Liam Neeson as Hopper and Stone's superior (and Sam's father), Admiral Shane.
Read more: [URL="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=80391#ixzz1TM4RLJCq"]It's a Hit! The Battleship Trailer and Poster are Online - ComingSoon.net[/URL] [URL]http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=80391#ixzz1TM4RLJCq[/URL][/B][/quote][B]
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V:v:V
>*movie production titles flash across the screen with lightning and dark music playing.*
"Didn't think you'd come back to the Dome, you old man."
>*Camera shots of equipment, helmets and body armor.*
"Heard about the new guy? He's been breaking all your records. Said he's the real deal."
>*Camera shots of a floor, a wire-like floor charged with electricity.*
"They say he's the best?"...
>*Camera shot of Jason Statham with a massive red gun in hand.*
..."He's never crossed paths with me!"
>*Explosions, stadium cheers, action poses.*
"The game is simple," shouts out a battered looking Morgan Freeman, "Shoot the hovering disks to propel them forward."...
>*camera shows Statham doing so.*
..."Give them enough momentum."...
>*camera shows a crouching Christian Bale avoiding a Disk.*
..."And plant them in the face of your adversary."
>*camera shows a guy getting a face full of Disk and getting blasted by electric arcs from the floor.
Statham looks at the camera, "When's the next round?"
>*Christian Bale*
"I would nothing more then to put you in my record books."
>*Scarlett Johansson*
"You're going to need more than a good aim to beat him."
>*Jason Statham*
"I don't need to aim. He'll just walk right into the crossfire."
>CROSSFIRE: The Movie
>Camera on a cocky Christian Bale.
"Too easy."
>Statham appears from nowhere
"Gotcha"
>In Theaters Next Summer
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[editline]27th July 2011[/editline]
Oh by the way, this looks awful.
Yeah, I am not getting too anticipated about this movie. It just seems like Hasbro is just licensing off movies left and right since Transformers did good in the Box Office (notice I didn't just say "good").
Well, why isn't Michael Bay directing it?
Oh there is a love relationship?
This is a prequil to LIFE: the movie
What the actual fuck.
This is going to be the greatest film of our time.
Youtube link if anyone's intrested.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B3moWiI_J4&feature=yva-video-display[/media]
Liam Neeson better fucking beat up all the aliens to save...his daughter or some shit.
I'm tired of this modern high-contrasted cyan-and-yellow colour filter bullshit.
Sea-dwelling Decepticons.
Why isn't Uwe Boll directing this? Is there gonna be an Excite Bike or Scrabble movie as well?
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31389826]Liam Neeson better fucking beat up all the aliens to save...his daughter or some shit.[/QUOTE]
I just can't believe they got Neeson to take part in this.
[sp]In the early script Liam Neeson's character dies in the first 30-40 minutes[/sp]
He had to be in it. He's in just about everything nowadays anyways.
I'm just waiting for the moment in the movie where, at the epitome of all the movie's over-the-top action, one of the ships will be sunk and the camera will pan to an operator as he says:
"My God. They sunk our Battleship!"
Why is that line not in the trailer.
On another note, why is it even 'based on the board game' when it has little to even do with the board game (as far as I know).
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;31398003]On another note, why is it even 'based on the board game' when it has little to even do with the board game (as far as I know).[/QUOTE]The projectiles the aliens are firing are battleship pegs lol.
[QUOTE=postal;31398616]The projectiles the aliens are firing are battleship pegs lol.[/QUOTE]
Oh god I didn't even notice that, that's fucking amazing.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;31389826]Liam Neeson better fucking beat up all the aliens to save...his daughter or some shit.[/QUOTE]
He has a particular set of skills.
Horrible idea... Although it may be worth watching if Neeson says "You sunk my battleship!!!"
This is like something you see in a comedy sketch show
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;31433267]This is like something you see in a comedy sketch show[/QUOTE]
You know. When I played battleship I always imagined that I was a michael bay robot alien.
I did not.
I imagined i was the commander of a navy filled with weird ships that can only fire once every minute even though there are like ten ships and they all have multiple cannons.
I know it's been said before, but [I]WHY[/I]
why does liam neeson always take roles in these stupid hollywood movies, he's better than this
[QUOTE=postal;31398616]The projectiles the aliens are firing are battleship pegs lol.[/QUOTE]
I fucking lost it when I saw that.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;31437381]why does liam neeson always take roles in these stupid hollywood movies, he's better than this[/QUOTE]
Actors need food too
Aliens? [i]Aliens??[/i] Where the fuck was that in my "How To Play" manual?
They'res going to make a Monopoly movie as well.
Based off what I've seen Monopoly will probably be about a hobo fighting off evil cockroach men and stealing their fortunes.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;31437381]why does liam neeson always take roles in these stupid hollywood movies, he's better than this[/QUOTE]
Episode 1
I was like oh it'll be boats shooting at eachother
then wtf aliens
But yeah, why associate this with a board game at all?
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