New unique version of Rammstein album comes with dildos - Polidicks

[quote]Rammstein are planning a unique version of new album Liebe Ist Für Alle Da – complete with a collection of sex aids. Before the end of the year, the German band will be putting the special edition of album (which has five extra tracks) into a metal flight case, along with six pink dildos (each possibly manufactured to reflect the relative, erm, sizes of the six members’ members?), handcuffs and lubricant. Those who find this all too much might be relieved to know that the standard and special editions of the album are released on October 19. Without any sex aids. In addition, the iTunes version of the album will have a remix of the track Rammlied, done by Robb Flynn of Machine Head.[/quote] :aaa: [b]NSFW[/b] [media]http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/rammsteindildobox.jpg[/media] also, i heard somewhere else that it was about £240

A little fan service for the ladies (or the men?).

I'm getting this for the dildos Edit: Seriously

Why not a Fleshlight ? :saddowns:

[QUOTE=NotMeh;17987093]Why not a Fleshlight ? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] qtf

[QUOTE=NotMeh;17987093]Why not a Fleshlight ? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Because theres no female members, ....I hope. also fleshlights suck honestly, get a cheap o one from amazone.

[QUOTE=redwinterwol;17987133]Because theres no female members, ....I hope. also fleshlights suck honestly, get a cheap o one from amazone.[/QUOTE] Anal fleshlight then

[QUOTE=redwinterwol;17987133]Because theres no female members, ....I hope. also fleshlights suck honestly, get a cheap o one from amazone.[/QUOTE] are they no good?

Ew, I think the dildos were made from moulds of the bandmembers' dicks

Well this is certainly unique.

Or just don't get a fleshlight at all. Anyways I wonder what Rammstein will come up with next.

The guy who's second to last must be proud of himself.

ahaha, that last one looks funny

I hope it taste like strawberry...

Wow, these guys have got guts to do this. Although it would appear they're lacking the balls! *Ba-dum tish*

Oh boy!

You have a pussy, I have a dick, so vas das problem?

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;17987308]ahaha, that last one looks funny[/QUOTE] It looks like it has fat rolls.

[QUOTE=databee;17987354]You have a pussy, I have a dick, so vas das problem?[/QUOTE] YOU CANT GET LAID IN GERMANY! [i]Now we know the target market[/i]

[QUOTE=databee;17987354]You have a pusaaaaaaaayyyyy, I have a dickuuuhhhh, so vas das problem?[/QUOTE] Fixed.

Is this somekind of a joke?? I hope it's a joke :ohdear:

So what does Liebe Ist Für Alle Da mean?

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;17987595]So what does Liebe Ist Für Alle Da mean?[/QUOTE] Translated using what i learned from my German classes, and not a online translator, i guess it means [I]Love is for everyone[/I]

[QUOTE=Van-man;17987611]Translated using what i learned from my German classes, and not a online translator, i guess it means [I]Love is for everyone[/I][/QUOTE] That's what I translated it as but I dropped German at the start of my school year

[QUOTE=Kondor;17987664]That's what I translated it as but I dropped German at the start of my school year[/QUOTE] I slept 90% of the time in my German classes, and i still (barely) passed.

[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;17987078]I'm getting this for the dildos Edit: Seriously[/QUOTE] Have a gaybow my good man.

Pfft I want to randomly make a mold of my penis and sell it :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Kondor;17987177]Ew, I think the dildos were made from moulds of the bandmembers' dicks[/QUOTE] That would explain the perfectly straight rings on them. Must be evolution. [editline]03:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17988118]Pfft I want to randomly make a mold of my penis and sell it :saddowns:[/QUOTE] It would crush your 1mm dick.

[QUOTE=databee;17987354]You have a pussy, I have a dick, so vas das problem?[/QUOTE] [b]Vas def[/b]erens. OH I GET IT.

[QUOTE=BackflipHatchetAttack;17988118]Pfft I want to randomly make a mold of my penis and sell it :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I buy it