So recently i went to the barber shop (Hairdresser, hair cutter or whatever you call it) with my dad. When we got there, there was a huge pile of magazines: Car, technology, female fashion magazines etc. We were there alone because we were the first customers in the morning. My turn was first and i came out of the waiting room, and the 20 min hair slicing began. That was enough time for my dad to look at some of the magazines at that pile. When my turn was over and my dad got into the barbers room, i came back to the silent waiting room to wait for my dad. of course i took a look at some magazines. On the top, there was a car magazine. when i tried to open it up at a random place there was a page with a folded edge. So i opened that page, and it was a Playboy ad. It was a whole page with tits and pussy.
I thought of it at home and realized that my father folded it and secretly wanted me to see it. The reason for it is that i always behave so perfectly in front of my parents, and my dad obviously thought that I've never even seen something like that and need to start looking at these kind of things sooner or later.
I've got some strange things like that before and I've never really realized that my father is behind all of this.
[b]TL;DR version:[/b] My dad folded a page of a magazine which was a Playboy magazine advert and wanted me to see it.
was she hot
You are 12 year old.
How do you know he wasn't just keeping tabs for himself?
steal his magazine and post pictures.
Go get em son!
He was fapping to it until you finished your haircut.
also did you watch porn before that
Share your porn with him.
[QUOTE=dzonint;19334899]You are 12 year old.[/QUOTE]
Yes, i am sorry i didn't mention that in the op.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;19334916]also did you watch porn before that[/QUOTE]
Yes, but he doesn't know about it. :ninja:
He probably thinks you're gay.
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[QUOTE=Kert97;19334927]Yes, i am sorry i didn't mention that in the op.[/QUOTE]
You joined when you were 11!?
Maybe it was already folded.
Couldn't it have been folded by someone who had visited on a previous day?
EDIT::ninja:
[url]www.redtube.com[/url]
Your dad told me to.
[QUOTE=Kert97;19334927]Yes, i am sorry i didn't mention that in the op.
Yes, but he doesn't know about it. :ninja:[/QUOTE]
I got to hand it to ya'; you use punctuation better and are a better speller than most facepunchers.
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;19334959]Couldn't it have been folded by someone who had visited on a previous day?[/QUOTE]
But the magazine was on the top and i think he would unfold it if he didn't want me to see it.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19334968]I got to hand it to ya'; you use punctuation better and are a better speller than most facepunchers.[/QUOTE]
Most facepunchers will talk properly. I sometimes type in lowercase because I think it adds some comedic effect.
But then, who the fuck cares?
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;19334968]I got to hand it to ya'; you use punctuation better and are a better speller than most facepunchers.[/QUOTE]
No, he doesn't.
[QUOTE=Kert97;19334983]But the magazine was on the top and i think he would unfold it if he didn't want me to see it.[/QUOTE]
What kind of logic is that
[QUOTE=Kert97;19334983]But the magazine was on the top and i think he would unfold it if he didn't want me to see it.[/QUOTE]
Maybe he didn't check the folded page :downs:
Oh so you posted it. Just like I asked.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;19335099]What kind of logic is that[/QUOTE]
The magazines were on two piles, Women and typical men magazines.
I'm 100% sure that my father looked some of the magazines, if he doesn't read all he does look at all the pages. So if he would spot the page he would unfold it if he doesn't want me to see it. also the magazine was on the top and the fold was fresh.
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;19335285]And stop bashing [B]Kert97[/B]. He's a great person and absolutely not retarded like 95% of 12 year olds.[/QUOTE]
I :love: you Trase! No homo.
And stop bashing [B]Kert97[/B]. He's a great person and absolutely not retarded like 95% of 12 year olds.
[QUOTE=Kert97;19335263]The magazines were on two piles, Women and typical men magazines.
I'm 100% sure that my father looked some of the magazines, if he doesn't read all he does look at all the pages. So if he would spot the page he would unfold it if he doesn't want me to see it. also the magazine was on the top and the fold was fresh.
I :love: you Trase! No homo.[/QUOTE]
What are you, a junior forensics analyst? Mabye it was just folded really well and your an idiot?
Also, lol12.
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;19335389]What are you, a junior forensics analyst? Mabye it was just folded really well and your an idiot?
Also, lol12.[/QUOTE]
God,don't mention him here,i rage enough in Gift thread.
So does my brother. They're under his bed and he's at New Hampshire so I've got some porn magazines to read since he's gone for a day.
Post an image.
[QUOTE=Kert97;19335263]The magazines were on two piles, Women and typical men magazines.
I'm 100% sure that my father looked some of the magazines, if he doesn't read all he does look at all the pages. So if he would spot the page he would unfold it if he doesn't want me to see it. also the magazine was on the top and the fold was fresh.
I :love: you Trase! No homo.[/QUOTE]
Go ask your dad to buy you some porn.
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