[quote]4. A crowbar does as much damage as a gun?[/quote]
You're goddamn right it does. It's Gordon Fucking Freeman.
I wish I could hate this guy to death.
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[sp]Or he's a troll.[/sp]
What an idiot.
RAGE
QUIT
LIFE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHh
This person hates half life for no reason but to be unique and has to scrape the very bottom to find anything remotely bad about it.
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;20969021]Or he's a troll[/QUOTE]
This
Fuck him, portal deserves a sequel.
Slightly agree with #5 though
Itt: "fuck, people have opinions? This cannot be!"
Gordon Freeman is a hipster
More like 5 invalid reasons.
1. I like melons nailed to lamp posts thus Alex is overrated.
2. A Character that wasn't meant to have a personality or characteristics doesn't have a personality or characteristics, what a bad character he is.
3. I'm just going to assume that Valve will never explain the G-MAN.
4. I'm going to bitch about the damage of a weapon in a game, thus this game is bad.
5. Lol I ran out of shitty reasons so I'm just going to say valve takes long to make game which makes Half-life suck.
Hahahahah, Eli's eyes are censored xD
Number 4 makes no sense, If I were to club you across the head with a crowbar, I'd probably kill you, if not put you in a coma, so yes it DOES do as much damage as a gun.
reasons to like half-life:
it's fun
Notice how he could only think of 5...
1. She's only overrated because of the views of most female supporting characters in video games. She's unique in a way, she isn't a model or has that porn-star look.
2. Gordon doesn't seem to have "substance" because he isn't meant to be a separate character from himself, Gordon is supposed to be the player. (Valve pretty much explained why this is so.)
3. As much as I'd love to know (Along with everyone else) everything about G-Man, the mystery is what makes him so great and is why he should never be explained.
4. Tyler_Durden explained this.
5. Valve-Time = Quality products
3. They will never explain G-Man
its called a secret. many things have em
I was not aware a writer can get paid to write 5 measly paragraphs on how much a game suck without substance nor a general coherent point.
Thank you world for this valuable lesson.
The guy who wrote the article is an idiot
[QUOTE]Joe McNeilly[/QUOTE]
Find this man and assassinate him with a crowbar.
[quote]L4Deeeeeeeeeeznuts[/quote]
lol
I bet this fucker was just WAITING until Dr. Breen died to write this article too.
They forgot to mention that the game is boring.
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20969506]They forgot to mention that the game is boring.[/QUOTE]
I knew once i saw the "last post by Evil_Toaster" that it would be nothing good, and it was right. I hope you know that you're an idiot, if you don't like Half Life or Valve, you can just leave this forum.
3 is kinda right, as long as valve thoroughly explains it, it'll be fine, but I really dislike the tactic of revealing one answer that only asks 2 more questions (something used in LOST which eventually made me stop watching it)
and the crowbar thing is wrong, getting hit in the face with a crowbar would kill you pretty easily.
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20969563]I knew once i saw the "last post by Evil_Toaster" that it would be nothing good, and it was right. I hope you know that you're an idiot, if you don't like Half Life or Valve, you can just leave this forum.[/QUOTE]
are you married to valve or something?
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20969563]I knew once i saw the "last post by Evil_Toaster" that it would be nothing good, and it was right. I hope you know that you're an idiot, if you don't like Half Life or Valve, you can just leave this forum.[/QUOTE]
really
really
are you that easy?
do you get an erection if so little as a slight breeze comes across your shorts?
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;20969098]Itt: "fuck, people have opinions? This cannot be!"[/QUOTE]
more like ITT: people disagree with a man whose statements they deem factually incorrect
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;20969588]3 is kinda right, as long as valve thoroughly explains it, it'll be fine, but I really dislike the tactic of revealing one answer that only asks 2 more questions (something used in LOST which eventually made me stop watching it)
and the crowbar thing is wrong, getting hit in the face with a crowbar would kill you pretty easily.[/QUOTE]
number one is totally spot on though.
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