Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris marry at Playboy mansion - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2013/01/01/hefharr-4_3_r560.jpg?f061b7ce9937c38b702e6f308816ac2a14e2a4ec[/IMG] [QUOTE]Playboy honcho Hugh Hefner tied the knot on New Year's Eve, as expected. Hef, 86, and Harris, 26, got married at the Playboy mansion. "Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed," Harris, who was Playboy's Miss December 2009, tweeted earlier in the day. She already has changed her name on Twitter to "Crystal Hefner." She also tweeted photos of the flowers and wedding setup with messages including "The mansion is looking beautiful." And finally, she shared a shot of her "pale pink 'mermaid' dress." As well as a shot of the ceremony. Hefner changed out of his silk pajamas long enough to put on a tuxedo. Hefner had been set to wed in June 2011, but she ditched him just days before they were to be married. Lifetime had planned to air a special Marrying Hef, which instead became Runaway Bride. "Happy New Year from Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner," wrote Hef on Twitter, sharing a shot of himself in purple silk jammies. His bride still had on her wedding gown.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/01/01/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-get-married-playboy/1802099/[/url]

What a Playboy!

I wonder if they're actually in love. At 86 it's pretty good timing to inherit the playboy mansion

There is no way she would marry him for anything other than money. However, I think Hef knows that, which makes me wonder if he doesn't have some last wish involving marriage.

[QUOTE=tinhead50;39061140]There is no way she would marry him for anything other than money.[/QUOTE] I dunno. Imagine what that guy probably knows how to do in bed.

I'm wondering if they have a prenuptial agreement.

i think she just wants his money

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39061170]I dunno. Imagine what that guy probably knows how to do in bed.[/QUOTE] Sleep.

Hasn't he had like 6 previous fiancees

Well last time they went to get married, she ran away and pawned the ring off :v: So yep, all for the money.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39061170]I dunno. Imagine what that guy probably knows how to do in bed.[/QUOTE] Apparently hugh hefner is impotent. I read somewhere that being around all these women for most of his life has left him unable to get it up. I'd say it's true, the guy practically eats sleeps breathes porn. After the amount of time he's been doing this, i wouldn't doubt the affects it could have on a person.

[QUOTE=DiBBs27;39061238]Apparently hugh hefner is impotent. I read somewhere that being around all these women for most of his life has left him unable to get it up. I'd say it's true, the guy practically eats sleeps breathes porn. After the amount of time he's been doing this, i wouldn't doubt the affects it could have on a person.[/QUOTE] Is his tongue impotent?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39061170]I dunno. Imagine what that guy probably knows how to do in bed.[/QUOTE] yeah, he's able to get his dentures out and dislocate his jaw. talk about free range with tongue movement

[QUOTE=SatansSin;39061268]yeah, he's able to [B]get his dentures out and dislocate his jaw[/B]. talk about free range with tongue movement[/QUOTE] i coughed up grapefruit

[QUOTE=Mike42012;39061281]i coughed up grapefruit[/QUOTE] Lungs here.

Literally the ultimate gold digger.

[QUOTE=Lick;39061110]I wonder if they're actually in love. At 86 it's pretty good timing to inherit the playboy mansion[/QUOTE] You forgot one thing... [B]HUGH HEFNER IS IMMORTAL![/B]

[QUOTE=usaokay;39061326]Gold digger.[/QUOTE] I couldn't tell by their ages, or her fake tits and blonde hair.

The Hef isn't going to leave the mansion or any of Playboy's assets to a model. The guy probably has a little more foresight than that.

I'm so hoppy for the couple!

Yeah, his kids are going to get all of the inheritance.

I think they might be truly in love guys.

Honestly, Hef looks pretty good for his age. I mean, Jesus Christ, the guy's 86 and he looks like he's in his late 60's or mid-70's.

Hugh Hefner has children. I'd think all assets go to them, and not this blond chick.

Actually, Hef looks a lot like my Great-Uncle Helmut. People have told me that, but I never noticed it until now. [editline]1st January 2013[/editline] Fucking automerge.

will and kATE EAT YOUR HEART OUT

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;39061170]I dunno. Imagine what that guy probably knows how to do in bed.[/QUOTE] I think the bigger question is will he still be able to do some of that stuff at 86?

I wouldn't be surprised if the Mansion and shit is all under the ownership of some corporation, makes fucking around with taxes and stuff easier. Then again, I'm a lazy bastard so I can't be bothered to check. I don't even know how I'd check the ownership on a property.