After the recent New England blizzard, my friend made a 12 foot snow phallus. It made the news. - Polidicks

[QUOTE]A 12-foot-tall snow penis erected from the remnants of the blizzard last weekend is getting a rise out of Rhode Island neighbors, who have called police twice on the phallus.[/QUOTE] Probably the wrong place for this, but I thought it was funny (plus my town actually made the news!) [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/15/snow-penis-south-kingstown-rhode-island-photo_n_2695231.html"]huffpost[/URL] [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/993793/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-6-FEET-570.jpg?1[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/993818/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-12-FEET-570.jpg?1[/IMG]

[URL="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/059/f/5/Pretentious_Art_Major_Preview_by_deaddays.jpg"]Art.[/URL]

As per one of the comments: It's definitely not asian!

Well well, looks like Rhode Island isn't the littlest state after all

oh, and it's flaccid now [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/994316/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-DOWN-570.jpg?6[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;39602233]oh, and it's flaccid now [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/994316/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-DOWN-570.jpg?6[/IMG][/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture"]Not quite.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;39602233]oh, and it's flaccid now [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/994316/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-DOWN-570.jpg?6[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh [I]fuck,[/I] that looks painful

[QUOTE=SGI Onyx;39602243][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture"]Not quite.[/URL][/QUOTE] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow No, seriously. Ow.

[QUOTE=SGI Onyx;39602243][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture"]Not quite.[/URL][/QUOTE] AH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT

[QUOTE=SGI Onyx;39602243][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture"]Not quite.[/URL][/QUOTE] that'll teach me not to look at an url before clicking it

[QUOTE=mopman999;39602277]AH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT[/QUOTE] I just thought it was going to be a picture of another working snow penis

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;39602233]oh, and it's flaccid now [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/994316/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-DOWN-570.jpg?6[/IMG][/QUOTE] Like a snapped slimjim.

[quote] is getting a rise[/quote] ha

my friends and i made one many years ago, it froze so nobody could destroy it :v:

Who the fuck dials 911 over a snow-figure?

Was probably the non emergency number

[QUOTE=Ericson666;39602537]Was probably the non emergency number[/QUOTE] The point is that it's not a police matter.

because it's corrupting our children

[QUOTE=Starpluck;39602553]The point is that it's not a police matter.[/QUOTE] Someone call the police, there's a giant [I]dick[/I] in the road and I don't know what to do!

[QUOTE=Starpluck;39602518]Who the fuck dials 911 over a snow-figure?[/QUOTE] soccer moms

Yeah, why go out and just kick it over, when you can call the fucking coppers.

[url]www.snowpenis.com[/url]

It was only a matter of time before there was a website dedicated to snow sculptures of penii. O brave new world, that has such people in it!

[QUOTE=>VLN<;39602227]As per one of the comments: It's definitely not asian![/QUOTE] Yeah but it's still kinda skinny looking..

[QUOTE=>VLN<;39602227]As per one of the comments: It's definitely not asian![/QUOTE] Well duh, can't you see it's white?

Now your friend needs to find a moped or something and draw a todger into the pavement via burnout.

Hello police there's a massive dick on the sidewalk

[QUOTE=Andokool12;39603390]Hello police there's a massive dick on the sidewalk[/QUOTE] Hey, I'll have you know that Richard's very sensitive about his weight problem.

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[QUOTE=Soleeedus;39602233]oh, and it's flaccid now [IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/994316/thumbs/o-SNOW-PENIS-DOWN-570.jpg?6[/IMG][/QUOTE] fucking FEMINISTS