[url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/08/31/mans-penis-chiselled-off/[/url]
[quote]A man with connections to a murdered gangland enforcer was attacked at the roadside and his penis chopped off by assailants using hammers and chisels.
26-year-old Brian Hanlon was driving through Glasgow in the early evening on Sunday when his car was forced off the road and a gang of up to seven men set about him with hammers and chisels. During the sustained and coordinated attack Hanlon had his penis completely severed from his body by a brutal thug chopping it with a carpenter’s chisel. Hanlon is critically ill in hospital, on top of the nasty genital mutilation he also sustained several fractures, serious head injuries and reports suggest the bladed chisel was also jammed up his rectum.
This attack comes just days after Hanlon’s twin brother James was attacked in a similar manner and his assailants bored a hole in his head using a cordless drill, possibly a DeWalt.
Both brothers are reported to have had links with murdered gangster Kevin “Gerbil” Carroll, so called due to the 80s children’s television character Kevin the Gerbil, friend of Roland Rat. Carroll was shot to death in an Asda car park seven months ago.[/quote]
Holy fucking shit, that's terrible.
And his brother got attacked as well. Wow.
Smashing!
That's horrible. :ohdear:
Op's username seems appropriate for this.
Ah Glasgow.
This is just everyday Glasgow.
What a dick move.
and this is why you don't associate yourself with the scum of society
[QUOTE=aznz888;24594188]and this is why you don't associate yourself with the scum of society[/QUOTE]
In before someone blames the vic
fuck
awww...thats painful. :aaaaa:
Why didn't they just put Bengay on his balls?
I just had to read that...
[quote]and reports suggest the bladed chisel was also jammed up his rectum.[/quote]
I guess he's pretty butthurt over this incident.
After having read the title, my reaction was "HURGHRUUGHHHLEGHGHGHGH".
Who says crime pays?
Well in this case.
:ohdear:
Fucking terrible, also lol @ OP's nickname.
This is why I am going to try to never get in with gangs. :ohdear:
My penis cringed while I read this :ohdear:
An eye for an eye (The world wont go blind, not all of us have taken/had our eyes taken away - I checked).
When I read the title, my mind and my dick both went
"...aaaaaaaAAAAAA[B]AAAAAAAGHHH[/B]"
It's probably retarded chavs that did that.
My crotch hurt just reading that
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24594646]My crotch hurt just reading that[/QUOTE] I think everyone's did.
[QUOTE=halflambada;24594174]What a dick move.[/QUOTE]
More like a dick remove
zingo
[quote]I think everyone's did.[/quote]
Including any females present.
my crotch hurts from reading this. :ohdear:
I had to search on google image what a chisel was. I clicked several images to be sure.
If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img]
Hell you could get it in one hit.
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