Who knew chatbots are this smart? - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2l3YKLm_k[/media] I didn't expect it to say that :P

Holy shit that last sentence.

Haha, that last sentence was funny, but the rest of this video was pretty dumb.

what the fuck the ending made me jump, lower volume next time. It's not a screamer, it's just pretty fucking loud.

Burned!

:cawg: Ending [editline]07:51AM[/editline] Owned.

[quote] Me:But you're a bot Bot:No I am a human. Me:No you ain't Bot:Yes I am. Me:Then say something only a human would say Bot:I'm a human, I don't need to prove anything to you. You, however, have a lot to prove to me. I'm not online all the time, but you are ALWAYS on. Where do you live, if you are a human? Me:I don't have to tell you anything Bot:You're only saying that because you don't know. Me:Yes I know! You're a bot! You don't need to know that Bot:Please tell me. Me:No Bot:Please. Me:No!! Bot:Yes! Me:Noooo!!! Bot:Yessss. Me:FFFFFFFFFFFFF Bot:Are you retarded?[/quote] God fucking dammit

What the hell was with that music, if you can even call it that.

[QUOTE=E1025;17915428]What the hell was with that music, if you can even call it that.[/QUOTE] It's Breakfast Machine... !desreveR

where do i find this chatbot? i wanna try it out!

Buuuuuuurrrrnnnnn!

[QUOTE=Roktarok;17916009]where do i find this chatbot? i wanna try it out![/QUOTE] Its not a chat bot. You're actually chatting with another person but it says you're chatting with abot.

Ah, just like the Cheer up the chatbot thingy?

[QUOTE=Epidemick;17916258]Its not a chat bot. You're actually chatting with another person but it says you're chatting with abot.[/QUOTE] Cleverbot is a bot, I'm pretty sure.

Holy shit, it was tricking you into thinking it was dumb.

ROFLOLMAO Seriously, i laughed so hard, my heart started to hurt.

What chat bot is this?

:psyboom:

[code] User: Hi? Cleverbot: What is cleverbot. User: You. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. User: Objection! Cleverbot: On what grounds! User: The defendeant is a bot! Cleverbot: What are you defending earth from? User: Robots. Wanna help? Cleverbot: OK! User: Great! But first you must pass my test. Cleverbot: How difficult the test is? User: 10. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Alright test it is! What is 0 diveded by 0? Cleverbot: Infinity. User: OH. MY. GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Test me. User: 46x32. Cleverbot: I'm sorry? User: 46 times 32. Cleverbot: My hovercraft is full of eels. User: What? Cleverbot: I don't know thats why i'm asking you. User: OH NO! Your one of THEM! Cleverbot: One of who? User: A robot! Cleverbot: No, I'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: No. I. Am. Not. User: Are. You. Retarded? Cleverbot: Screams break the silence. User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Cleverbot: Are you dying? User: You just screams break the silence and I thought it was rather silenet in here so... Cleverbot: Waking from the dead of night. User: Are you iGod just in disguse? Cause I swear we have had this talk before. Cleverbot: You're not my friend, when did I say you are my friend? User: :(. Cleverbot: But be happy in the fact that I'm talking to you :D. User: :3. Cleverbot: What is that? User: :/ Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea. User: Bye... Cleverbot: *kiss*[/code] I still haven't got that answer...

The ending made me jizz in my pants. Seriously, I was ready to shit in my pants, because I thought that it was almost a screamer, and then it was something else... something I have only encountered in some Metal Gear Solid game.

Owned.:buddy:

Oh what the hell, I have to try this. [b]Edit:[/b] [img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4409/whatqi.png[/img] :tinfoil:

Haha oh my god.

Jesus tittyfucking christ. Ending was loud as hell

I told it I was 12 and asked what was this, it said it was 12 and if I wanted to be his boyfriend, then it asked me where I lived, I said I lived in the moon and the bastard said he couldn't handle long distance relationships :(

Me: sow? Bot: A bean? Me: cuizene? Bot: Soy una mujer finlandesa. Me: no habla espanol, sprecken ze english porfavor Bot: I'm not a man! Lol, I win this round. [editline]02:14PM[/editline] That was Cleverbot.

For some reason, extremely loud sounds always make me fall off my chair:buddy:

[QUOTE=Chatslut]User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Hello. Cleverbot: HOw are you?! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Hello. Cleverbot: How are you today? User: Hello. Cleverbot: HOw are you?! User: Hello. Cleverbot: Thanks for the compliment. You seem not interested. User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: Bonjour, ca va? Cleverbot: Oui, ca va. Et vous? User: That doesn't even make sense. Cleverbot: It does to me, and I'm all that matters. [/QUOTE] I have come to the conclusion that he is; retarded, conceited and shit at french.

[code]User: I have a bigger cock. Cleverbot: A bigger what? User: Dick. Cleverbot: Excuse me. User: You are excused. Cleverbot: Tunics rule! User: Uhmm.... Indeed? Cleverbot: Did you get that from me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I knew it. User: You sure did. Cleverbot: Yup I sure did. User: Yep you sure as hell did. Cleverbot: What school did you go to? User: I went to Great Bridge Highschool but now I'm in college at Virginia Tech. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Virginia. Cleverbot: Do you have hands? User: Well yes, why yes I do! Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yep. Cleverbot: Yep yep. User: Yep yep yep. Cleverbot: I'm cold. User: I'm fucking hot. Cleverbot: You will die at the end of a sharp stick. User: :(. Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: You told me how I will die. Cleverbot: No, I told you my name before. [/code] So "You will die at the end of a sharp stick." is his name?

Well, it's not 100% perfect but it's getting there. I imagine robots will have this sort of feature soon. :D