Mission Impossible or How I managed to not get arrested. - General

Hey DD, thought you would like to hear about my recent run in with the cops. You see, our group usually goes to this roof of a car park to stone as it used to be relatively safe and no one bothered us. We were up there yesterday smoking up when I here a voice yelling "Can I come up?". My friend who we will call Ben thought it was one of our friends so he invited him and lo and behold we see a police mans head peek over the side. He asked us to come down so he could take our details, stating that we were only going to get a "caution" for being up there. Three minutes into them writing out there tickets one of the officers said "I think I smell weed on one of you, we should probably search them." And with that, they put on there latex gloves and asked all of us if we had anything on us. We all answered no, and that was true for everyone apart from me. Since we were told that it was just a caution I decided to pick up everyones shit for them, amounting to around six to seven g's in a assortment of different bags. At this point I assumed that I was fucked, each way I saw it there was no way they would let me off with that amount so I decided to risk it. I was going to be the last one they searched as they assumed that the ones that smelt of it were carrying, so it gave me a two minute window to hide what I could. I began to slide each bag into this small cut that was in my jacket to go in between both layers of the material, making it seem as if I kept on scratching my arm pit. When the police got to me I was nervous, and I should have been. Despite hiding all the shit I had picked up, I had forgot one bag in my back pocket. When I realized this, I pretended to pull my leg muscle, moving my back away from them enough to get it out my pocket. I then crouched, pretending to get my leg back in good shape as I slid it into my shoe. After getting up and continuing the search, they found nothing. After they were done we left with everyone assuming that there stashes were gone forever so it was a big surprise to them when I started to give out there stuff. But I guess the moral of the story is never carry for a large group of people due to risk of being caught. So yeah, that was my run in with the cops, how about you guys? Ever had a similar situation happen to any of you?

jesus man, you're a fucking ninja. I was walking around my neighborhood at 3 am smoking a blunt once, cops roll up, they ask what I'm doing, they ask me to walk over to their car, etc. when a red Corvette blows past doing about 95. They promptly bid me goodnight and took off after the corvette. thank you, mystery corvette driver.

No, that's not the moral. The moral of the story is to not smoke in public, especially on top of a fucking roof. Good for you though not getting caught :dance:

I was with some friends and we heard cops coming so I offered to take all the weed cause I was the only one A) underage and B) with a clean record. Cops ended up being somewhere else and I got some free weed from them cause I offered to take the fall [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Cruma;29250111]No, that's not the moral. The moral of the story is to not smoke in public, especially on top of a fucking roof. Good for you though not getting caught :dance:[/QUOTE] No, the moral is to be more cautious when smoking in public so you can get away with it

That's pretty snidey of you, good work! Once I was being searched and had an eighth in my sock, the copper was soooo close to touching it but he never did. Fuck yeah!

Next time say that you don't consent to a warrantless search. Even if they find something it will be harder to use as evidence in court.

[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;29255522]Next time say that you don't consent to a warrantless search. Even if they find something it will be harder to use as evidence in court.[/QUOTE] better then having them detain you and do a more thorough search though maybe

[QUOTE=Javascript;29250040]jesus man, you're a fucking ninja. I was walking around my neighborhood at 3 am smoking a blunt once, cops roll up, they ask what I'm doing, they ask me to walk over to their car, etc. when a red Corvette blows past doing about 95. They promptly bid me goodnight and took off after the corvette. thank you, mystery corvette driver.[/QUOTE] God looks after stoners.

Haha op that was a very good read, a winner for you sir.

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;29255641]better then having them detain you and do a more thorough search though maybe[/QUOTE] It depends on the situation. It sounds like they had probable cause, but they can usually only search for weapons, and anything else found might not be admissable in court. OP got very lucky this time; it was pretty stupid going to a public (or private, that would probably be worse) parking lot with drugs.

Me and a bunch of people got busted smoking in the dorm room. I had an 1/8 in my front pocket and I was so high. The officer told us that he wouldn't search us if we were complaint so we were. He really didn't like me because I was so high and I'm difficult to understand. I have a bit of a speech impediment and it is common for people not to understand me. He asked everybody how many hits they had but me because he knew I had a ton. He still had us show the insides of our pockets so I was a bit in a panic. I had a ton of stuff in my pockets and slowly started taking things out one by one, and showed the inside of one and didn't really do it with the pocket that had the weed in it. I really don't know what I did or how he didn't catch it, I'm guessing that I got lucky. Probably would have been a different story if there weren't four of us.

zin, you're the best guy ever. just sayin'

When the cops catch you where I live, they usually just tell you to keep it on private property. A cop made me stamp out my joint but let me keep the 2g in my pocket.

[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;29255522]Next time say that you don't consent to a warrantless search. Even if they find something it will be harder to use as evidence in court.[/QUOTE] *sigh* Exigent circumstance. Unless of course he's not in the US.

[QUOTE=Nick Nack;29261321]*sigh* Exigent circumstance. Unless of course he's not in the US.[/QUOTE] Exigent circumstances only apply to situations in which the LEO thinks that he or someone else is in imminent danger. You have nothing to gain by allowing yourself to be searched.

you gotta be as polite as fucking possible though, seriously, don't give them any reason at all. i know it might seem like you're some dog heeling to their master or some shit, but think of it this way, by being polite you're mindfucking them. makes it easier for me and quells that fire that burns in my stomach when you do this sort of shit.

The cops in my area are pretty chill, as long as you don't cause trouble. Me and 2 other friends had almost a quarter all together. We were all cuffed against the walls thinking we were fucked. But all he did was take all of our sacks and dump them on the ground and step on them, and took us all home and told our parents. I guess the flaming I got from my mom was bad. But my dad just kind of made fun of us for being stupid and not being smart with our weed. We all still hang out together surprisingly. But you can usually get away with smoking a joint in town here.

[QUOTE=zin908;29249729]. But I guess the moral of the story is never carry for a large group of people due to risk of being caught. So yeah, that was my run in with the cops, how about you guys? Ever had a similar situation happen to any of you?[/QUOTE] Or don't take risks and stash where you can't be searched. Reminds me of the time me and my friends got searched, my mate literally just threw a bag of weed on the ground while the two guys were busy searching other people, they can't prove it was any of ours if that had found it, which they didn't