• Randomness
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Randomness is expressed everyday at work, school, internet, you name it. It has been used forever. Many people use it for comedy, some use it because randomness is a weird sense of humor or its entertaining. Personally, when I am at Work, at Arbys[Which kicks ass btw], me and my co-workers will have fun. We do things that are random. Sometimes for shits and giggles we pull pranks on each other. Like putting banana pepper juice in each others drinks. Everyday theres things going on that are random. What kinds of things did you experience today that was completely RANDOM! What's your opinion on randomness, and POST SOME OF THE MOST RANDOM THINGS YOU HAVE EVR SEEN OR HEARD. Heres some of my randomness for you; FAILS [url]http://www.defaithed.com/humor?page=1[/url] [url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/315237/[/url] PIX [img]http://clubpenguinmasterscp.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/randomness-entry.png[/img] [img]http://budemanfilms.webs.com/CompleteandUtterRandomnessSign.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dondlvr18/RANDOMNESS.png[/img] [img]http://www.realitytheory.com/portfolio/photography/randomness_files/page25-1002-full.jpg[/img] This website made my day [url]http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx[/url] Here is the most random short story I have ever made, THIS PART IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY FOR ALL THE IDIOTS WHO READ THIS ITS RANDOMLY GENERATED FOR MOST OF IT. ITS A SAMPLE. I WANT PEOPLE TO CREATE SOME RANDOM STORIES OR FUNNY STORIES. ENLIGHTEN ME. THE CHRONICLES OF PENIS MAN AND CAPTAIN CUNT ACT 1 *INTRO* Penis Man swore to protect the galaxy from evils, and women. But one day there was.. woman. Fuck you said Penis Man to the women. The women cried tears of soggy skittles. NOOOOOOOO. Captain Cunt was not going to let Penis Man terrify the Women, So Captain Cunt declared a game of...thats right, Ultimate Strip Checkers. "You are going to die Penis", Said Cunt. "Not if I have anything to cum by," Said Penis. 99 red baloons? NO 98 RED BALOONS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SAID THE WOMEN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ACT 2 *GENERATED* Penis Man crawls in the moan. The reward companions the smooth delight above the player. Captain Cunt hurts Penis Man against the encouraged mechanism. Can Penis Man strain the kind tongue? An island jacks the branded tile on top of the slice. Penis Man reckons Captain Cunt outside the crashing devil. The mother fishes below the quits female. The arena ruins Captain Cunt. Penis Man deprives Captain Cunt beneath the involved reign. ACT 3 *GENERATED* When will Penis Man puzzle outside Captain Cunt? When can an anguish drink the artificial fundamentalist? Captain Cunt commands a search. The pole sustains Penis Man. Penis Man mandates a hit master. A sermon bows the shouted general.Captain Cunt warps Penis Man inside the horse. Captain Cunt dismisses another theorem behind the hopeful valley. The dominated leadership fumes in a leather. Penis Man cheats next to Captain Cunt. Penis Man arms Captain Cunt above a clause. Another gateway hardens under the historian. ACT 4 *GENERATED* Captain Cunt rebuilds the eminent moon below the murder. Your lowered civilian compensates Penis Man. Each forthcoming citizen permits Captain Cunt outside the pipeline. Captain Cunt prosecutes. How will Penis Man clog? The announced western ministers to Penis Man. Captain Cunt intervenes below Penis Man. Into the dirt withdraws a repetitive energy. Penis Man covers Captain Cunt. Captain Cunt crushes Penis Man. Throughout the weary music degenerates Penis Man. ACT 5 *CONCLUSION* Penis Man has Fallen and with bright night shall the serpent sleep. The eyes of the dead speak.. they speak chinese. It sounds like metal forks and spoons falling down the stairs. Captain Cunt rises to victory over the penis. As he stand on Penis man he gets wet and begins shout for joy! THE END In my opinion randomness is very clever and can be humorous Check out my game [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1004626[/url] People always do things that are random, including thread on this website! Believe it or not we are surrouned by Randomness! PEANUTS Being random is part of daily life, people need it. Like Cheerios, but better. Feel free or expensive to comment on this subject. Post some stories of your own! Who is the most random person on FACEPUNCH! BALL SALMON Is there a connection between randomness and A.D.D.? Is there a connection between Martha Stewart and Easter Eggs??? Fly Pigeon, FLY YOU IDIOT! One final thought, How does A.D.D. affect the... yay the news is on! ALright one Final Thought, For real, last thought, no joke, no more joking, joking has ended, session over, the thought has come to me in a form of the finale in one full idea, and here it is... 27 THIS PART IS FOR IDIOTS LIKE lulzbocks, DONT READ IF YOUR SMART Whats kinds of things do people do that are random? What kinds of things at work school w/e you do that is random? Dont you think randomness is a key to comedy and entertainment? What are your thoughts on randomness, Theres plently to discuss unless your.. well dumb ALSO I WILL BE ADDING A RANDOM QUoTE OF THE DAY 9/22/10 "The one who seeks thy fish saw shall be coveted by thy pink banana." *************************************************************************************** NEW SECTION SELECT THE WINNER OF THESE RANDOM BATTLES... NINJA PENGUIN VS. MAN-BEAR-PIG SPARTAN MOM VS. APACHE BABY DEAD COWBOY VS. DEAD COW ALIEN VS. MISSILE SPIDER BUNNY VS. TOOTHBRUSH WASP ANNOYING BEAVER VS. JEWISH JET PILOT CHUCK NORRIS VS. T-1000
I don't get what this thread is about. What is there to discuss?
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;24975242]I don't get what this thread is about. What is there to discuss?[/QUOTE] randomness, dipshit learn to listen to the thread, it talks to you
[QUOTE=Holy Diver;24975251]randomness, dipshit learn to listen to the thread, it talks to you[/QUOTE] :frog: also your story sucks and is only funny if your 10
[highlight]LOLZ SO RADNOM!!!1 XD XD[/highlight] No. Get the fuck out.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;24975284]:frog: also your story sucks and is only funny if your 10[/QUOTE] So if I am your age, what do I read brazilian fart porn. Also idiot never said my story was good, ever. Its supposed to suck, its random, lets see what you can make, thats the point of the thread, bring the heat! POST SOME FUNNY ASS RANDOM SHIT, I ASKING PEOPLE TO BRING THE FUCKING HEAT NOT POST LITTLE BITCHING COMMENTS SHOWING 0 INTELLIGENCE
[img]http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/what_the_fuck_am_i_reading_copy_142.jpg[/img]
love the pic [editline]03:37AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Libertas;24975329][img]http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/what_the_fuck_am_i_reading_copy_142.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] love the picture
You seem to be new here, lurk more.
Ninja penguins!!! Xd
2006 called, they want their 12 year old girl back.
random is not funny.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;24975432]random is not funny.[/QUOTE] To you, I love when an idiot clicks this thread to troll, don't click something your not interested in, duh. [editline]03:56AM[/editline] [quote=theputty;24975409]ninja penguins!!! Xd[/quote] ninja penguins ftw, ill add that to original post
[QUOTE=Holy Diver;24975445]To you, I love when an idiot clicks this thread to troll, don't click something your not interested in, duh.[/QUOTE] Well, laughing at THE RANDUM CUTE PENGUIN OF DOOM @w@ seems to be a bit childish.
God, what a retard. True randomness isn't this shit at all. [img]http://www.boallen.com/assets/images/randbitmap_true.png[/img] Here's an actual random picture. No, this "randomness" is only funny to 12-year olds. You'll find that a great deal of facepunch hate this sort of complete garbage. Grow up or :fuckoff:
OmG LoL WtF I LiEk LoVe rAnDuM [tab]LOLOLOLOL THIS IS SO RANDUM[/tab]
[QUOTE=robowurmz;24975479]God, what a retard. True randomness isn't this shit at all. [img]http://www.boallen.com/assets/images/randbitmap_true.png[/img] Here's an actual random picture. No, this "randomness" is only funny to 12-year olds. You'll find that a great deal of facepunch hate this sort of complete garbage. Grow up or :fuckoff:[/QUOTE] Actually I found a great deal or people enjoy watching Brazilian fart porn and talking about raping tigers, do you enjoy both? and that picture was not random, you obviously don't know much.
[QUOTE=robowurmz;24975479]God, what a retard. True randomness isn't this shit at all. [img_thumb]http://www.boallen.com/assets/images/randbitmap_true.png[/img_thumb] Here's an actual random picture. No, this "randomness" is only funny to 12-year olds. You'll find that a great deal of facepunch hate this sort of complete garbage. Grow up or :fuckoff:[/QUOTE] That isn't truly random either, all the values can be anticipated within the algorithm(s) used to produce it. Now, if it was a value based off of quantum vibrations, then you have reached true randomness.
:china::burger::kratos::tubular::emo::snoop::phone::rant: Is that random enough for you?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts-0di43q6s[/media] This man puts it well.
Shades of Babage Boys in OP.
op is 7
OP's name is Holy Diver. Respect.
This was not worth the few kilobytes of bandwidth used on it. :frog:
First of all, random does not mean what you think it means. Purchase a dictionary, and brain yourself with it repeatedly. Second, if you find this entertaining, you're an idiot. That's not just an insult, it's completely true.
"Randomness" is for 12 year old girls.
[url]http://www.random.org/[/url] HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY AND RANDOM XDXXDXDXD
This thread is so satisfyingly stupid.
xD Waffles of d00m lmao ^______^
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