Way Better Than Having a Tube Jammed Inside Your Peehole
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The current "gold standard" for tests to determine bladder disease are "invasive" tests—jamming things in peeholes. But there might be a better way soon: A simple, wireless near-infrared spectroscopy device strapped right above your bladder.
In a recent study in the International Journal of Spectroscopy, an NIRS device and its software measured "the differences in the amount of light shone through the skin to—and returning from—the bladder wall," which let researchers look at micro-circulation in the bladder to see things like changing hemoglobin concentrations and how much oxygen is in the blood. From that data, it turns out, you can tell pretty easily if someone's got a messed up bladder. No pee-jamming necessary. [MedicalExpress][/quote]
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Gizmodo - [url]http://gizmodo.com/5807002/way-better-than-having-a-tube-jammed-inside-your-peehole[/url]
MedicalXpress - [url]http://medicalxpress.com/news/2011-05-non-invasive-wireless-near-infrared-device-reliable.html[/url]
I'm horny now.
So hot.
Well at least peepee won't be ripped.
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;30161929]So hot.
Well at least peepee won't be ripped.[/QUOTE]
I was hoping it would be a new type of catheter and not this... But this is good to.
When you have a blockage or swelling in your penis and they have to use a catheter to allow you to pee, I always wondered why they didn't just use a needle to get the urine out.
They do that in other situations like internal bleeding.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;30162094]When you have a blockage or swelling in your penis and they have to use a catheter to allow you to pee, I always wondered why they didn't just use a needle to get the urine out.
They do that in other situations like internal bleeding.[/QUOTE]
Why the hell would you want some one with a needle sticking it near your dick?
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"You can go ahead and stick it right, down, their :smug: "
One of my coworkers had to get a catheter because of a bladder infection. He said it was the worst experience and doesn't want to have to deal with it again.
Guys, you really don't want to get a catheter in your penis.
.....I'm...I hate needles. This is good.
I had a very long surgery once (6+ hours) and they stuck a tube up my pee-hole since I was going to be knocked out for so long.
I was passed out when they put the tube in and when they pulled it out, but when I woke up my dick hurt SO FUCKING BAD FOR DAYS OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE
Anything that Science can do to reduce the number of tubes that are shoved into pee-holes is noble and should be applauded.
[QUOTE=analrapist;30162244]I had a very long surgery once (6+ hours) and they stuck a tube up my pee-hole since I was going to be knocked out for so long.
I was passed out when they put the tube in and when they pulled it out, but when I woke up my dick hurt SO FUCKING BAD FOR DAYS OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE
Anything that Science can do to reduce the number of tubes that are shoved into pee-holes is noble and should be applauded.[/QUOTE]
This device only eliminates needles in your pee hole when it checks for cancer, its not a replacement for a catheter.
Nobel Prize in medicine for the next ten years right here, folks.
[QUOTE=ducky5;30162271]This device only eliminates needles in your pee hole when it checks for cancer, its not a replacement for a catheter.[/QUOTE]
I know, I know. But it's one less reason for a Doctor to put something inside your dick, which is awesome.
Now they just need to come up with a way to have a catheter that doesn't have to get rammed inside your ding-dong.
You've clearly never stuck tubes in your peehole.
It feels great.
Oh god could someone please invent an alternative to a catheter?.... Please?
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Just stick on in there, try it.
[QUOTE=analrapist;30162244]I had a very long surgery once (6+ hours) and they stuck a tube up my pee-hole since I was going to be knocked out for so long.
I was passed out when they put the tube in and when they pulled it out, but when I woke up my dick hurt SO FUCKING BAD FOR DAYS OH MY GOD WHY DOES IT BURN WHEN I PEE[/QUOTE]
I had the same thing but I woke up as they pulled it out. That hurt so fucking bad.
God dammit... I have personal experience with this. It hurts so bad. The doctor said it doesn't hurt. It's quite possibly the worse pain I have ever experienced. My dick will never be the same. =( It still hurts sometimes when I piss. It's awful.
Anyone else thought of this?
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Wow, right after I get a camera shoved up my penis to look for kidney stones.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;30162429][img]http://www.painfulpleasures.com/body_jewelry/gallery/Supplies/PT-075-sounding_wand_set_big.jpg[/img]
Just stick on in there, try it.[/QUOTE]
That big one scares me.
[QUOTE=abananapeel;30164258]That big one scares me.[/QUOTE]
Imagine it vibrating.
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Just stick on in there, try it.[/QUOTE]
Those things make me cringe.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;30162429][img]http://www.painfulpleasures.com/body_jewelry/gallery/Supplies/PT-075-sounding_wand_set_big.jpg[/img]
Just stick on in there, try it.[/QUOTE]
Why would the last 4 be needed? WHY WOULD THEY BE NEEDED THEY'RE TOO BIG!
I had a catheter during my brain surgery, it was a worse feeling than having a giant cut across my head.
[QUOTE=abananapeel;30164258]That big one scares me.[/QUOTE]
The little one scares me.
I had a catheter put in when I was circumcised.
Both were terrifically painful experiences I do not recommend them.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;30166003]I had a catheter put in when I was circumcised.
Both were terrifically painful experiences I do not recommend them.[/QUOTE]
But, you were a baby.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;30166234]But, you were a baby.[/QUOTE]
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This will eliminate those swabs they use to detect urinary tract infections right?
Those things fucking suck
I approve of this :D
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Reminded me of that one old thread, about [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/752482-They-guy-who-brought-you-1-man-1-jar-brings-you-1-man-1-screwdriver!]1man1screwdriver[/url]... :wtc:
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