Iron Shiek rolls into city hall unexpectedly in a wheelchair; demands to see Mayor Rob Ford and armw

[Starpluck]

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[quote]ORONTO - The Iron Sheik knocked on embattled Mayor Rob Ford’s office door Wednesday. The wrestling legend’s unexpected entrance at City Hall amid Ford’s ongoing crack cocaine scandal captured the attention of the media waiting outside the mayor’s office.

“I saw he beat Hulk Hogan (in an arm-wrestling match in August). I want to know if he can beat the Iron Sheik or not,” he said. “I was the champion before Hulk Hogan.”
In full wrestling bravado, the Sheik told reporters he wants to face off with Ford. “The man eats a cheeseburger and smokes crack. What kind of role model is that for the city?” he asked. “I just want to know if he is a real man or not.”
City Hall security warned the Iron Sheik he was being too loud and asked him to do interviews outside in Nathan Phillips Square.[/quote]

[Explosions]

If he wins, he can keep his job. If not, there's a new mayor in town.

[Higginz511]

Fahking Boolshet.

[Araknid]

I want the iron sheik as my mayor

[Dr. Fishtastic]

nothing like him to sheik things up

[LSK]

Rob's shieking in his boots.

[halflambada]

Iron Sheik is my favorite person ever, his twitter is my favorite thing in the world

[27X]

MAKE HIM HUMBLE

[thirty9th]

So is Canada like a real country or is this all a dream

Because really, this shit is bizarre

[Hoterunoyume]

Read the title as someone cosplaying as Shiek from the Legend of Zelda suddenly burst through the door, and wanted to arm wrestle Rob Ford.

I was disappointed.

[kiloy]

Read the title as "Iron Shrek". Was disappointed

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I read it as Iron Shrek and was disappointed

edit: you fucker

[Wafflemonstr]

[QUOTE=thirty9th;42837371]So is Canada like a real country or is this all a dream

Because really, this shit is bizarre[/QUOTE]

We are just here to torment you guys by showing you what you could be.

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[QUOTE=Explosions;42837307]If he wins, he can keep his job. If not, there's a new [B]mayor[/B] in town.[/QUOTE]

I think you mean Shiek.

[Beetle179]

snip

[LunchboxOfDoom]

[QUOTE=halflambada;42837347]Iron Sheik is my favorite person ever, his twitter is my favorite thing in the world[/QUOTE]

[quote]Richie Ingognito you have the cheeseburger tits and I going to beat the fuck out of you make break your back make you humble #Dolphins[/quote]

[url]http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik[/url]

Oh my gentle Jesus that's awesome.

[Starpluck]

[quote=@the_ironsheik]Justin Bieber you shit your pants because you have the baby cheeseburger you cannot handle the moderation get the fuck out of the food[/quote]

[Banhfunbags]

Check yourself before you Sheik yourself.

[Araknid]

[QUOTE=halflambada;42837347]Iron Sheik is my favorite person ever, his twitter is my favorite thing in the world[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.minus.com/j1sZCn6CcX33l.jpg[/img]
jesus fucking christ this is gold

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[quote]I would beat the fuck out of the goofy that dumb bitch [/quote]
[quote]Fuck the Starbucks in the ass till coffee come out[/quote]

[FlashMercury]

Allegedly, Sheik doesn't actually tweet all that stuff on his account. It's his agent or something who tweets random shit based on conversations with Sheik.

Still funny though. Go watch his shoot interviews.

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One time he got invited back onto Raw for one night. He was doing a promo with Volkoff and he went off script live and started to shoot on Hogan. Calling him jabroni and shit.

Then they cut his mic off.

[ReFreshe]

This is all a distraction to ignore the oil being farmed inside of Canada's borders.

[Grenadiac]

[quote]Richie Ingognito you have the cheeseburger tits and I going to beat the fuck out of you make break your back make you humble [/quote]

[quote]Justin Bieber cheeseburger tits[/quote]

[quote]Cheeseburger Tits[/quote]

[Riller]

[QUOTE=DHB;42837546]Allegedly, Sheik doesn't actually tweet all that stuff on his account. It's his agent or something who tweets random shit based on conversations with Sheik.[/QUOTE]

I still like to believe it is him. What else would a wheelchair-bound ex-wrestler spend his day doing?

[Zonesylvania]

I would pay good money to see this happen. Seriously.

[FlashMercury]

[QUOTE=Riller;42837595]I still like to believe it is him. What else would a wheelchair-bound ex-wrestler spend his day doing?[/QUOTE]

In his case, putting people in the camel clutch and making them humble.

[inaba]

[QUOTE]“The man eats a cheeseburger and smokes crack. What kind of role model is that for the city?” he asked. “I just want to know if he is a real man or not.”[/QUOTE]

That sounds so cool.

I wish I could read the rest :v:

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Found it
[url]http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/06/iron-sheik-challenges-mayor-rob-ford-to-arm-wrestle[/url]

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Oh god
Please say there is a video

[Phiron]

[QUOTE=Beetle179;42837433]Not to say I'm happy with my country but I'm glad my mayor isn't a crackhead[/QUOTE]

Rob Ford isn't the mayor of Canada. That's Steven Harper.

[Jeep-Eep]

[QUOTE=Araknid;42837317]I want the iron sheik as my mayor[/QUOTE]

Probably better than the current one at the very least.