TSA Apologizes For Popping Urine Bag - Polidicks

Source: [url]http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/11/23/exp.am.intv.sawyer.tsa.cnn?hpt=T2[/url] It's a video, so I can't quote it, but it's news nonetheless. What do you think, is TSA going too far?

I know I'd be pretty pissed.

I think everything the TSA is doing is fine. They're keeping the airlines safe whether you like it or not. If the TSA gets soft, advantages will be taken.

These are the kind of people TSA employs: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Tsaempsleeping.jpg[/img]

Because most TSA security people work easy 5 hour jobs

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;26249214]Because most TSA security people work easy 5 hour jobs[/QUOTE] No, just 8 hours, and that's why they have break rooms to sleep in.

wtf I just walked through a metal detector and got a pat on my hip and I was cleared to go, no full body patdown, nothing.

-didn't work-

I was molested by the guy who does full body pat downs in the airport. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] No seriously, my dick was stuck to the side of my leg through my underpants, and the guy hit it, and I convulsed and nearly did three forward flips and the entire fucking airport was staring at me. I swear, even the pilot was like, 'kekeke'

[QUOTE=RayDark;26249688]I was molested by the guy who does full body pat downs in the airport. [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] No seriously, my dick was stuck to the side of my leg through my underpants, and the guy hit it, and I convulsed and nearly did three forward flips and the entire fucking airport was staring at me. I swear, even the pilot was like, 'kekeke'[/QUOTE] because when a security guard accidentally touches you it means he is molesting you. :downs:

Luckily, I live in some small place in Norway. We don't have these TSA guys snooking around in our panties. Flying in airplanes is pretty damn fun though, at least when the only plane available here is this: [img]http://media.aftenposten.no/archive/01245/_G-Tittel-sxc326e5_1245613x.jpg[/img] I've flown more than 100 times with these planes. Only almost crashed once.

[QUOTE=paul simon;26251490]Luckily, I live in some small place in Norway. We don't have these TSA guys snooking around in our panties. Flying in airplanes is pretty damn fun though, at least when the only plane available here is this: [img_thumb]http://media.aftenposten.no/archive/01245/_G-Tittel-sxc326e5_1245613x.jpg[/img_thumb] I've flown more than 100 times with these planes. Only almost crashed once.[/QUOTE] continue..

Ah piss!

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;26249113]I think everything the TSA is doing is fine. They're keeping the airlines safe whether you like it or not. If the TSA gets soft, advantages will be taken.[/QUOTE] You sicken me.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;26249041]I know I'd be pretty pissed.[/QUOTE] Having to clean up probably made the janitor a little pissy [editline]23rd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=paul simon;26251490]Luckily, I live in some small place in Norway. We don't have these TSA guys snooking around in our panties. Flying in airplanes is pretty damn fun though, at least when the only plane available here is this: [img_thumb]http://media.aftenposten.no/archive/01245/_G-Tittel-sxc326e5_1245613x.jpg[/img_thumb] I've flown more than 100 times with these planes. Only almost crashed once.[/QUOTE] The small airport here only runs turboprops too. Those planes are fun.

[QUOTE=Delta616;26252325]You sicken me.[/QUOTE] To be truthful you sicken me for thinking the world is out to get you.

[QUOTE=poopiealt;26253049]To be truthful you sicken me for thinking the world is out to get you.[/QUOTE] Successful hijackings/plane bombs occur maybe once a decade Molestations at the airport occur daily Who is the real terrorist

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[QUOTE=poopiealt;26253049]To be truthful you sicken me for thinking the world is out to get you.[/QUOTE] When did I ever say the world is our to get me you dumb fuck?

Wow, them doing the pat down on a guy in a wheelchair (in the video) was bullshit. Even if he were to have something to threaten them with, what's he going to do? He's not mobile because he's in A GODDAMN WHEELCHAIR.

[QUOTE=Delta616;26256976]When did I ever say the world is our to get me you dumb fuck?[/QUOTE] When you claimed you object to the TSA security. Believe it or not, they're not there to impose a police state, just to make sure things are safe for everybody.

[QUOTE=Pythagoras;26257433]When you claimed you object to the TSA security. Believe it or not, they're not there to impose a police state, just to make sure things are safe for everybody.[/QUOTE] So I assume you can't wait for the day some psychotic asshole stuffs a stick of dynamite up his ass and then rectal fisting becomes a prerequisite for flight?

[QUOTE=Pythagoras;26257433]When you claimed you object to the TSA security. Believe it or not, they're not there to impose a police state, just to make sure things are safe for everybody.[/QUOTE] How does that make him think the world is out to get him? I can't see it at all. Despite that they're trying to make it safe, it's still an unwarranted search. Do you really know how much we fly versus how many terrorist acts there have been? You're MUCH more likely to have the plane crash.

Also, the way the paying CUSTOMERS are treated by the TSA is not even warranted by POLICE OFFICERS unless a crime has been committed. Welcome to America. Enjoy your flight, criminal scum.

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;26257425]Wow, them doing the pat down on a guy in a wheelchair (in the video) was bullshit. Even if he were to have something to threaten them with, what's he going to do? He's not mobile because he's in A GODDAMN WHEELCHAIR.[/QUOTE] Last I checked wheelchairs can move, and hurt when rammed into your legs :v:

[QUOTE=dookster;26257536]Last I checked wheelchairs can move, and hurt when rammed into your legs :v:[/QUOTE] He'll bruise a flight attendant. ban wheelchairs 2010

[QUOTE=faze;26249139]These are the kind of people TSA employs: [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Tsaempsleeping.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I know airport seating is probably very generic, but that looks exactly like the seats in the Houston Intercontinental Airport.

[QUOTE=faze;26249139]These are the kind of people TSA employs: [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Tsaempsleeping.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yup the TSA employs humans who happen to require sleep in order to work.

Every time I go to the airport it's like 9/11 happened last week.

[QUOTE=Justice;26259338]So, remind me again why people can't just get a backscatter X-Ray and be done with it?[/QUOTE] Genetic degradation and fears that pictures of genitals will be posted on the internet.