• Man claims operation shortened penis, ruined marriage
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[QUOTE][B]A CANADIAN man is suing a Montreal area hospital over a botched surgery that left his penis one inch shorter, claiming it ruined his sex life and his marriage.[/B] The man, whose identity was withheld by Sun Media, told the newspaper chain he had been rushed to hospital in 2011 with a fractured appendage. The injury was sustained while having sex with his wife. Surgery to correct the injury reportedly left a “permanent scar” on his penis and reduced its length by “about an inch” (2.5cm). The man claims he was unable to have sex for two years and his wife eventually walked out on him. He is seeking 155,000 Canadian dollars ($154,400) in damages for negligence and “indescribable anguish,” according to a statement of claim cited by Sun Media. The allegations have not been proven in court.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/man-claims-operation-shortened-penis-ruined-marriage/story-fnet0gt3-1226954080673[/URL]
What's the problem? 8 inches is still good enough for sex right?
[quote]had been rushed to hospital in 2011 with a fractured appendage. The injury was sustained while having sex with his wife[/quote] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/img]
Sounds like he got shafted.
[QUOTE=Riutet;45101285]What's the problem? 8 inches is still good enough for sex right?[/QUOTE] Haha don't be ridiculous. Maybe if you know how to use it very well.
What a terrible excuse for not being able to please his wife. You don't need a dick at all to make a woman climax.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;45101352]What a terrible excuse for not being able to please his wife. You don't need a dick at all to make a woman climax.[/QUOTE] But at the same time straight women like dick, preferred size may vary. Surprise surprise climax is not the only thing that's important in sex.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;45101388]But at the same time straight women like dick, preferred size may vary. Surprise surprise climax is not the only thing that's important in sex.[/QUOTE] They do make these attachable penises you can stick onto your dick to increase it's size/shape/etc.
"Operation shortened penis" would make a good movie title
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;45101297][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Oh, my friends have talked about this during their sheet adventures. Its apparently a loud crack that you "feel" (because you can't hear it but it sounds like you can or some shit) in your dick during the act, which feels like you just broke your boner. One of them reminisces that time every now and then like a veteran who pulled his wounded buddy out of a war after killing a few last charging enemies. [editline]14th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;45101352]What a terrible excuse for not being able to please his wife. You don't need a dick at all to make a woman climax.[/QUOTE] Enlighten me. (no really, please do, always nice to know how to push someone's buttons by just plugging the machine onto the wall socket)
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45101740]Enlighten me. (no really, please do, always nice to know how to push someone's buttons by just plugging the machine onto the wall socket)[/QUOTE] Being consistent always worked for me. [editline]14th June 2014[/editline] (For her, that is. :v:)
[QUOTE=cartman300;45101762]Being consistent always worked for me. [editline]14th June 2014[/editline] (For her, that is. :v:)[/QUOTE] erm...? What does that mean? :v: (yeah I still haven't been... there...)
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45101774]erm...? What does that mean? :v: (yeah I still haven't been... there...)[/QUOTE] Use your other tools [t]http://i.imgur.com/QNxR1lA.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45101740]One of them reminisces that time every now and then like a veteran who pulled his wounded buddy out of a war after killing a few last charging enemies.[/QUOTE] I hope he doesn't go around showing his war scars as well :v:
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;45101297][QUOTE]had been rushed to hospital in 2011 with a fractured appendage. The injury was sustained while having sex with his wife[/QUOTE][img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/img][/QUOTE] This is why I don't have sex.
[QUOTE=buro;45102144]This is why I don't have sex.[/QUOTE] ... No other reasons then possibly breaking your dick?
[QUOTE=gokiyono;45102035]Use your other tools [url]http://i.imgur.com/QNxR1lA.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] Ohh, thought it was like, some kind of somersault into back flip into perfect landing kind of move only a professional gymnast would accomplish.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45101740]Oh, my friends have talked about this during their sheet adventures. Its apparently a loud crack that you "feel" (because you can't hear it but it sounds like you can or some shit) in your dick during the act, which feels like you just broke your boner. One of them reminisces that time every now and then like a veteran who pulled his wounded buddy out of a war after killing a few last charging enemies. [editline]14th June 2014[/editline] Enlighten me. (no really, please do, always nice to know how to push someone's buttons by just plugging the machine onto the wall socket)[/QUOTE] Well, sure, there are dildos and vibrators but men normally also have a tongue and fingers. Unless of course he instead of a tongue had a dick and instead of fingers had a large quantity of dicks and they ALL were reduced by one inch and somehow his wife could not be pleased by any of the shortened dicks.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;45102303]Well, sure, there are dildos and vibrators but men normally also have a tongue and fingers. Unless of course he instead of a tongue had a dick and instead of fingers had a large quantity of dicks and they ALL were reduced by one inch and somehow his wife could not be pleased by any of the shortened dicks.[/QUOTE] What the hell kind of hentai have you been watching :v:
If their marriage was only held together with sex it was a sham marriage
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;45101313]Sounds like he got shafted.[/QUOTE] [img]http://content6.flixster.com/photo/11/65/75/11657564_ori.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=subenji99;45102330]If their marriage was only held together with sex it was a sham marriage[/QUOTE] On one side you're right but on the other side everyone deserves to be happy.
Deformities have anywhere between an 8-15% chance of being permanent to any extent, so really he's probably not going to sue successfully if they can prove that they haven't botched the procedure.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;45102384]On one side you're right but on the other side everyone deserves to be happy.[/QUOTE] They didn't need to get married to live happily Marriage is a commitment
[QUOTE=itisjuly;45102384]On one side you're right but on the other side everyone deserves to be happy.[/QUOTE] And the only way to be happy is to have sex?
[QUOTE=supersnail11;45103314]And the only way to be happy is to have sex?[/QUOTE] Sex & Money, pleases 99% of the 1st world population.
"I'm suing. . .your botched operation shortened my penis, and is to blame for my inability to satisfy my wife!" "Sir, we don't understand your complaint. . .we admitted you for a tonsilectomy."
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;45103453]"I'm suing. . .your botched operation shortened my penis, and is to blame for my inability to satisfy my wife!" "Sir, we don't understand your complaint. . .we admitted you for a tonsilectomy."[/QUOTE] never mind, I get it now, but damn was that late.
[QUOTE=CaptainHijacks;45101352]What a terrible excuse for not being able to please his wife. You don't need a dick at all to make a woman climax.[/QUOTE] Uhh, this isn't about the orgasm, dude.
[QUOTE=Aetna;45104098]Uhh, this isn't about the orgasm, dude.[/QUOTE] It was for the wife.
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