I mean if you get drunk from pouring alcohol into your eye, wouldn't you get like fffffffffffffffffffucking wasted if you shot alcohol right into your ear?
Alcohol straight to your balance organ must have some effects.
Now, I have something to say to the people who are doubting this.
I've gotten my ears washed internally by a doctor and it happens like this.
They take some sterilized water and add some liquid that has something like 40 - 50% alcohol percentage and then they shoot it into your ear.
You instantly get that kinda "sea sick" feeling and your head starts spinning. This lasts for a while and feels like shit.
I can't imagine what 60% alcohol would do. It would probably shut your lights instantly or you would be collecting your teeth from the ground before you even know what the fuck happened.
Now you dumbass teens, please, try this at home or amaze your friend at a party with your stunning IQ.
Eardrums?
Wait. What? Eye shots?
Pouring alcohol into your eyes is probably the stupidest thing you could do. Would most likely make you blind.
Ear shots wouldn't be as effective, since they aren't directly linked to capillaries close to your bloodstream, unlike your eyes. You would probably get some pretty clean ears though.
Seriously though, alcohol in the eye? Jesus, people are silly.
I'm sure it would be excruciatingly painful, and probably fuck up your eardrums.
Quality thread from a quality poster.
It might hurt but you wouldn't get drunk from it. Your veins in your eyes are [I]really[/I] close to the surface, this isn't the case in your ears.
Don't be silly.
Do it. Become deaf. Get ran over because you don't hear cars coming.
Now you won't reproduce.
[QUOTE=BOP;22527486]I'm sure it would be excruciatingly painful, and probably fuck up your eardrums.[/QUOTE]
Eye shots fuck up your vision, but people who do it don't have a problem with that, so I don't see why would they have a problem with fucking up their eardrums.
[quote=Number-41]Do it. Become deaf. Get ran over because you don't hear cars coming.
Now you won't reproduce. [/quote]
Why would I do it? I'm not stupid.
Ear shots will not work at all.
[QUOTE=taipan;22527837]Ear shots will not work at all.[/QUOTE]
They would probably work the same way as the liquid used in ear flushing. It would just hurt like shit.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22527863]They would probably work the same way as the liquid used in ear flushing. It would just hurt like shit.[/QUOTE]
Then by all means do it
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What is stopping you
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22527880]Then by all means do it
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What is stopping you[/QUOTE]
Again, why would I do it? It's fucking idiotic.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22527894]Again, why would I do it? It's fucking idiotic.[/QUOTE]
No fucking shit, you don't even need a thread to know that
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22527911]No fucking shit, you don't even need a thread to know that[/QUOTE]
Just thought about that how come the dumb teens haven't figured this out before? Instead they come up with something retarded as eye shots.
Hey, guys. I have this really fucking great idea: You get some alcohol, right. You pour it into a glass, and then.. get this.. you DRINK it, like pour it down your throat.
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[QUOTE=noctune9;22528153]Hey, guys. I have this really fucking great idea: You get some alcohol, right. You pour it into a glass, and then.. get this.. you DRINK it, like pour it down your throat.[/QUOTE]
Like that'll ever catch on.
Scrape a hole into your head and pore beer into it.
sounds almost as fun as heating up a spoon and putting it under the tap
why not just inject alcohol with a needle, dumb people have fun with no sight
Why would you bring this up then?
Drink your goddamn alcohol. Stupid kids.
Seriously what is up with just drinking/doing-whatever-the-fuck-you're-doing to get drunk? Enjoy the taste of alcoholic beverages in good company at a pub.
[QUOTE=winsanity;22528344]Why would you bring this up then?[/QUOTE]
Just a thought.
What's wrong with drinking your alcohol now?
Do you hate the taste that much? In that case, I suggest you try something else (another type, like rom ect.), or do drugs. What ever.
[QUOTE=BuG;22528444]What's wrong with drinking your alcohol now?
Do you hate the taste that much? In that case, I suggest you try something else (another type, like rom ect.), or do drugs. What ever.[/QUOTE]
I don't know why people are trying to find new "creative" ways to get drunk.
It's just retarded.
Hullu, what a fitting name.
Ok, ill try it.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22528457]I don't know why people are trying to find new "creative" ways to get drunk.
It's just retarded.[/QUOTE]
After being contradicted, Hullu falls into a state of denial, his parents, sister (:smug:) and uncles have all perished to his shitty threads. Now he seeks to change the truth by unleashing a sinister plot on all the creative drunk people.
[QUOTE=Sickle;22528751]After being contradicted, Hullu falls into a state of denial, his parents, sister (:smug:) and uncles have all perished to his shitty threads. Now he seeks to change the truth by unleashing a sinister plot on all the creative drunk people.[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about?
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22528781]What are you talking about?[/QUOTE]
He's now at the third stage, forgetting his faults.
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