[quote=wftv.com]
[B]ESTERO, Fla.[/B] -- A south Florida man faces several charges after recently released surveillance video allegedly exposed him stealing food in the nude.
Detectives said they recognized the bare-skinned burglary suspect as 34-year-old Joshua Abernathy.
A resident at the Mariner's Cove retirement community in Estero noticed sausage for a pancake breakfast was missing and checked the surveillance video.
In the video, Abernathy can be seen casually strolling through the clubhouse in his birthday suit.
Residents said he took a shower in a sink, then walked naked through the clubhouse. News of the bare-all bandit spread through the community in a flash.
"You know, when you get to 55 plus, you don't get a lot of excitement, so this is great,” said Mariner's Cove resident Norm Hicks.
Abernathy was arrested and charged with burglary and petty theft. He's also charged with grand theft and occupied burglary in connection with a similar incident late last year, according to police. [/quote]
[url=http://www.wftv.com/news/26910836/detail.html]Source[/url].
Looks like he is going to find some more sausage for where he is going. :cop:
[IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/Sausage.png[/IMG]
What the fuck?
:wtc:
Any links to the grand theft they speak about? :v:
Oh Floridians, yous so crazy
Best line was ""You know, when you get to 55 plus, you don't get a lot of excitement, so this is great,” said Mariner's Cove resident Norm Hicks."
[quote]Nude Man Swipes Sausages From Retirement Home[/quote]
"what the FUCK am I reading"
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;28132489]"what the FUCK am I reading"[/QUOTE]
So how's the pokemon fetish going?
[QUOTE=Nigey Nige;28132660]So how's the pokemon fetish going?[/QUOTE]
I thought he was caught jacking off in a retirement home.
This is sexy, too.
Yea, he wants...
[i]sausage[/i].
He must be in quite the [i]sausage[/i] right now....
[QUOTE=Nigey Nige;28132660]So how's the pokemon fetish going?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nigey Nige;28132660]So how's the pokemon fetish going?[/QUOTE]
pretty good yo
[img]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4859/1283216502269.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;28133367]pretty good yo
[img_thumb]http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4859/1283216502269.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I gagged.
Mika on MSNBC asked the important question of "where does he keep the sausage?"
[QUOTE=Thom12255;28134141]Mika on MSNBC asked the important question of "where does he keep the sausage?"[/QUOTE]
With the other sausage.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;28134564]With the other sausage.[/QUOTE]
So in his ass?
"Nude man" "sausage" "retirement home"- three things that, in a sane world, would never be in the same sentence.
Things get boring when you have a 55+ cm sausage.
Goddammit. They always censor the good parts.
nude man...sausages...get it
The fuck is wrong with my state.
whoa damn that's a long blur box
What a dick.
Dick move right there.
I hope he gets what's coming to him.
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