Florida High School Graduation Ruined By Giant Penis Etched Into Field - Polidicks

[img]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--xoyLLoSQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/vg4w11pogjvlv7yuoyv1.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9AW8zla.png[/img] [quote] BROOKSVILLE — Nature Coast Technical High School officials were setting up the stage Wednesday for graduation at the school's football stadium when they encountered, uh, a bit of an issue. Spanning nearly the width of the field was a prankster's rendition of the male anatomy. Big. Obscene. And without a doubt inappropriate for tonight's graduation ceremony. News of the unmistakable rendering of a penis sped through the school and gained traction on social media. Principal Toni-Ann Noyes quickly discovered that the act had been perpetrated by a Nature Coast senior who sprayed some type of weed killer on the field about two weeks ago. She said she was disappointed. "I'm going to have over 2,000 people sitting in our stands, and we take great pride in our Nature Coast graduation," Noyes said. "I was very disappointed that someone would do this and not think of the other students and the families that would have to look at this." She said the student, whose name was not released, didn't think through his actions. "He didn't think of the ramifications," she said. "He lived in the moment." There will be consequences.[/quote] [url]http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/k12/prank-rendering-on-football-field-will-cost-student-opportunity-to/2182054[/url]

fuck you that is a work of art fucking haters

Looks like shit, the only thing you can even recognize is the head.

[QUOTE=nater;44967242]Looks like shit, the only thing you can even recognize is the head.[/QUOTE] to be fair i don't think it'd be easy drawing anything on a scale that big

"Ruined"

If your going to do it atleast do it better then that.

Quick, somebody hire a helicopter and see if it looks any better from the sky. It's a waste, but probably worth trying.

Boo fucking hoo.

I wish my graduation involved giant penis graffiti.

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this definitely lies in the more messed up spectrum of pranks, at least with that one with parking the cars in the school hallways both sides got a laugh out of it, but I wouldn't go anywhere near ruining a graduation ceremony. pretty funny this guy actually went through with something as simple as "drawing a dick in the middle of the field"

Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.

[quote]Principal Toni-Ann Noyes quickly discovered that the act had been perpetrated by a Nature Coast senior who sprayed some type of weed killer on the field about two weeks ago.[/quote] Let us all take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone went and bought enough weed killer to carve a giant dong into a field, then carefully placed it 2 weeks in advance to give it enough time to do its magic. That, gentlemen, is dedication to the cause. [editline]1st June 2014[/editline] Plus, if I was graduating there, I wouldn't say that my graduation was ruined. This just makes it all the more special.

America's obsession with nudity will always befuddle me.

[QUOTE=Thrasher1018;44967271]"Ruined"[/QUOTE] If anything, it will make a for a more interesting story.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;44968096]America's obsession with nudity will always befuddle me.[/QUOTE] Nudity's never been a big deal in my family, my parents sleep naked and I'm desensitized from an early age :v: Then again, european values

Oh no Our poor highschoolers will see genitals!

It's the perfect way to end high school. After years of seeing badly-drawn penises in text books, why not end it with a bang by having a huge one?

[QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you didn't have a good time.

It's a bit late, but here goes anyway; Time for Flo Rida's new single - Graduation Day ft. Playground Dick.

[QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [I]that[/I] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] It's not "the most pointless of ceremonies." Many people have to actually work very hard to earn their diploma. [editline]1st June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=demoguy08;44968096]America's obsession with nudity will always befuddle me.[/QUOTE] What does this have to do with nudity?

[quote]What does this have to do with nudity?[/quote] Because you see dicks when people are nude, it's a slightly outside statement but still somewhat relevant.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44970652]Because you see dicks when people are nude, it's a slightly outside statement but still somewhat relevant.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure they would have done the same thing if someone drew some other object in the gress, or wrote some message.

[QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] It's a fun experience to watch all of your friends walk on stage and make their speeches and make the symbolic transition out of high school, and it's usually the last time you'll see most of them before you head off to college; plus most parents kind of hold a place for the whole ceremony as a coming-of-age thing. I was hardly the most social person in high school, and graduation still had a lot of weight, if only because of the sheer number of people supporting and celebrating in the finishing of prison. the prank was an immature and asshole move to be honest, and is just 'loldicks'

This is, like, the most easy thing to photoshop out

[QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] Sounds like someone had a shit four years of high school.

Ruined? [I]Enhanced.[/I]

I like how they get all butthurt over that they might have to do graduation in the gym. Does it really matter if it's in the gym or not? You're still graduating, what's the difference?

Tbh I probably wouldn't of even noticed if I was just shown the image without being told there was a dick.

[QUOTE=Crash155;44971018]I like how they get all butthurt over that they might have to do graduation in the gym. Does it really matter if it's in the gym or not? You're still graduating, what's the difference?[/QUOTE] Each student gets less invites for family. Some militant athiest dickhead almost prevented our school from graduating at a huge church that was ACed and had plenty of seats because they were offended. If we didnt we couldnt invite anyone we wanted and it would be outside in 90 degree 100% humidity weather.