I popped some weird zit/ingrown hair thing on my crotch.
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It was extremely blueish/blackish, it had a little completely black strip across the top. It was about half the size of a dime. I stuck it with a needle and opened a little hole, I then proceeded to squeeze it. What came out horrified me, it was a mixture of green, yellow puss and blood.
Am I going to die? What was it? Was it an alien baby? Help Dr. Facepunch!
Oh god, what the fuck. :barf:
no one wants to hear that and you arent cool for making this thread
you'll live
you'll die
You'll fry.
I came here expecting pics, I was dissapointed.
That was not medicine.
(I'm not a Doctor)
Don't panic. You are going to be completely fine. I have had the same thing in the past and I have not died yet. You're good.
herpes
[QUOTE=TheMourge;19164534]Don't panic. You are going to be completely fine. I have had the same thing in the past and I have not died yet. You're good.[/QUOTE]
Do you actually know what it is, though? It kinda freaked me out.
your infected!
Quick to the Saferoom people!:aaa:
your asshole will turn inside out and start talking to you
I can't finish my burrito now asshole :saddowns:
You're going to die in 3 days. Sorry, OP.
You are going to die.
[QUOTE=Penguin-Man;19164560]your asshole will turn inside out and start talking to you[/QUOTE]
"Hello! Clean me you dirty bastard! And stop shoving stuff up here!"
[QUOTE=mark6789;19164542]herpes[/QUOTE]
Not herpes. I don't have sex. Unless of course you can get herpes from your hand.
OP, do you by any chance have a zit fetish?
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;19164562]I can't finish my burrito now asshole :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
your fault for clicking the link.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164553]Do you actually know what it is, though? It kinda freaked me out.[/QUOTE]
vaginal warts, i'm afraid to tell you
[QUOTE=Big Ben;19164580]Not herpes. I don't have sex. Unless of course you can herpes from your hand.[/QUOTE]
This is facepunch, about 80% of the advice here is just people taking the piss.
Go to a Doctors.
You dissected something that came out of your ass?
:wtc:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19164586]OP, do you by any chance have a zit fetish?[/QUOTE]
No. I swear if you link that fucking website...
[url]www.popthatzit.com/ [/url]
you mean this? :xd:
Dont worry, I know a great doctor.
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[B]This next procedure will be...[I]EXCRUCIATING[/I][/B]
