• Jeremy Clarkson orders an English Electric Lightning from the Yellow Pages
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnGXerN0tlo&feature=sub[/media] Pfft, fuck garden gnomes.
Only Jezza.
Haha, that is awesome. His wife if a bit of a bitch though.
Jeremy Clarkson is AWESOME.
Best TV presenter by far.
All us Brits have planes on our lawns, it's a great British past time :britain:
[QUOTE=B-hazard;24365088]Haha, that is awesome. His wife if a bit of a bitch though.[/QUOTE] Pure hag, she is.
Oh god I want one.
I want eleven.
"If it weren't for these you'd be speaking Russian right now." Good man.
He owns a cow. In his garden. :wtc:
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;24366927]He owns a cow. In his garden. :wtc:[/QUOTE] He buys a jet fighter for his front garden and you're confused about the cow in the English countryside? :raise:
He only borrowed it just so he could film that episode. Woulda been cooler if he still had it there.
So Captain slow bought a house of lego, Jezza bought an aircraft, and now all we need is Hamster. Inb4 massive hamster wheel, with a car inside. :c00l:
[QUOTE=Tools;24371185]So Captain slow bought a house of lego, Jezza bought an aircraft, and now all we need is Hamster. Inb4 massive hamster wheel, with a car inside. :c00l:[/QUOTE] No he just appears on Daytime Television.
God, I fucking love Top Gear/ Jeremy Clarkson
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;24365121]Jeremy Clarkson is AWESOME.[/QUOTE]
Any British person who hate's Jeremy Clarkson cannot call him/herself British at all! and should be booted off the cliffs of Dover by Jezza himself!
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