Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life - "Hideous, giant scrotum backpacks"

[uber.]

[QUOTE]If you’ve seen nutscaping, you’ll know that balls are having a real moment right now.

So, answering what’s clearly a worldwide demand, someone really has made a backpack designed to look like a set of testicles. This is the world we live in. Isn’t it glorious.

The Scrote ‘N’ Tote is a rucksack with a twist. The twist being that the sack part is a ballsack. It’s made of specially designed scrotex, for the realism we all crave from our testicle themed fashion, complete with all the hairs and wrinkly goodness you’d expect.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/30/yes-this-bag-designed-to-look-like-a-ballsack-really-can-be-yours-5470616/[/url]
[url]https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/scrote-n-tote-the-satchel-of-life#/story[/url]

[Snakey123]

[B]WHY.

[/B][B]It looks terrifying to say the least [/B]

[frances pit]

Will they take personalized orders?

[PsychedelicLiz]

So this is what they do to elephants with pink tusks.

[Passing]

Wow. That south park episode really had an impact on this guy.
[t]https://36.media.tumblr.com/a50e38c3a7e7b76d6cc6f7da6938fcfd/tumblr_mxiuwvM9cI1s47e95o1_500.png[/t]

[draugur]

Fucking incredible. I'll take 20.

[llamalords]

Wow this seems like something red pill would do. "Wear it like a man" with man underlined, wtf.

[Swiket]

[QUOTE=Llamalord;49062115]Wow this seems like something red pill would do. "Wear it like a man" with man underlined, wtf.[/QUOTE]

Finally, backpacks for men. I was getting tired of all these girly backpacks.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=Swiket;49062143]Finally, backpacks for men. I was getting tired of all these girly backpacks.[/QUOTE]

Backpacks? You mean manpacks.

[JohnnyMo]

Another way to mark people you should avoid without having to interact with them! Genius.

[purvisdavid1]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;49062190]Another way to mark people you should avoid without having to interact with them! Genius.[/QUOTE]

Oh god I can see it now.

Crocs and ballsack-backpacks.

[Zergeant]

Imagine having one of these on a subway and then "manspreading" with the rucksack between your legs. The SJWs and feminazis would go nuts.

[MedicWine]

now i can finally fulfill my dream of cosplaying as a truck

[purvisdavid1]

[QUOTE=Zergeant;49062528]Imagine having one of these on a subway and then "manspreading" with the rucksack between your legs. The SJWs and feminazis would [B]go nuts[/B].[/QUOTE]

Ha.

[Spazi]

Looks terrifying as is even without the genital connotation

Like a horror prop or something

[SGT-Spartans]

Hahahahaha

This is pledge worthy

[purvisdavid1]

[img]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/scrote-n-tote-bag.png?w=748&h=497&crop=1[/img]

aaaaahahahahaha

[Ronin]

You know the worlds gone bad when websites are even going "what a time to be alive" in articles about testi-totes.

[Tinn]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;49062752]You know the worlds gone bad when websites are even going "what a time to be alive" in articles about testi-totes.[/QUOTE]

I just hope they were sarcastic.

[Ronin]

[QUOTE=Mastermind of42;49062808]I just hope they were sarcastic.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure they were.