The Onion predicts the future again: Al Qaeda tells Ahmadinejad to stop spreading 9/11 conspiracy th - Polidicks

Terrorist organisation's magazine reportedly says it is 'ridiculous' for Iran's president to blame the attacks on the US government [IMG]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/9/28/1317223182179/Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad-Presi-007.jpg[/IMG] In its English language magazine Al-Qaida has reportedly called on Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to stop citing conspiracy theories that the US was to blame behind 9/11. [URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/28/al-qaida-ahmadinejad-911-conspiracy?newsfeed=true"] Source[/URL] [release]Al-Qaida has sent a message to the Iranian president, [URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/mahmoud-ahmadinejad"]Mahmoud Ahmadinejad[/URL], asking him to stop spreading conspiracy theories about the 9/11 attacks. Iranian media on Wednesday reported quotes from what appears to be an article published in the latest issue of the al-Qaida English language magazine, Inspire, which described Ahmadinejad's remarks over the 11 September attacks as "ridiculous". In his UN general assembly speech last week, Ahmadinejad cast doubt over the official version of the 2001 attacks. [quote]"The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al-Qaida was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government," the article said, according to Iranian media. "So we may ask the question: why would [URL="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/iran"]Iran[/URL] ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?"[/quote] Ahmadinejad said in New York that the "mysterious September 11 incident" had been used as a pretext to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. He had also previously expressed scepticism at the US version of events. "By using their imperialistic media network which is under the influence of colonialism, they threaten anyone who questions the Holocaust and the September 11 event with sanctions and military actions," said Ahmadinejad. The al-Qaida article insisted it had been behind the attacks and criticised the Iranian president for discrediting the terrorist group. [quote]"For them, al-Qaida was a competitor for the hearts and minds of the disenfranchised Muslims around the world," said the article published in the Inspire magazine. "Al-Qaida … succeeded in what Iran couldn't. Therefore it was necessary for the Iranians to discredit 9/11 and what better way to do so? Conspiracy theories."[/quote] Al-Qaida also accused Iran of hypocrisy over its "anti-Americanism". [quote]The article said: "For Iran, anti-Americanism is merely a game of politics. It is anti-America when it suits it and it is a collaborator with the US when it suits it, as we have seen in the shameful assistance Iran gave to the US in its invasion of Afghanistan and in the Shia of Iraq, backed by Iran, bringing the American forces into the country and welcoming them with open arms."[/quote] During his visit to New York, Ahmadinejad also changed his position on gay people in Iran. [URL="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301043,00.html"]He had previously famously said: "We don't have homosexuals [in Iran] like you do in your country. This does not exist in our country."[/URL] But according to the American news website [URL="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/09/23/ahmadinejad-talks-about-iran-s-nuclear-program-and-basks-in-his-own-glory.html"]the Daily Beast[/URL], in a meeting with a number of journalists last week, he said: "In Iran, homosexuality is seen as an ugly act … There may be some people who are homosexuals who are in touch with you. But in Iranian society they're ashamed to announce it so they're not known. This is an act against God and his prophets. But we as the government can't go out and stop people."[/release][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0[/media]

Well obviously the terrorists would want credit for their acts of terrorism.

Ahmadinejad is pretty much on the Kim Jong Il side of the "sane" and "insane" slider.

they're trying to brainwash us. bring out the tinfoil hats.

[QUOTE=Aredbomb;32525366]Well obviously the terrorists would want credit for their acts of terrorism.[/QUOTE] Hahah yeah.

Looking forward to the day Ahmadinejad starts talking about aliens. It will be grand.

[quote]In its English language magazine[/quote] Wait, what? They have a English language magazine?

[QUOTE=Zanfall;32525569]Wait, what? They have a English language magazine?[/QUOTE] It really baffles me how we cant just find the people when they put out their own magazine.

[QUOTE=Xain777;32525594]It really baffles me how we cant just find the people when they put out their own magazine.[/QUOTE] Check the "Contact us" address. Mail them a few truckloads of Shock troops.

Somebody call Kim Jong-Il and tell him he's got competition for the title of "Craziest Fucker In Charge Of A Country"

What about the comments he made about the Washington Monument... wait, it's now damaged as a result of the earthquake!

Not too who I should be "rooting" for or agree with.

Iran saying something so stupid and wrong that it effectively made Al Qaeda be [I]pro-America[/I] on an issue? What the flipping fuck!?

[QUOTE=Last or First;32528241]Iran saying something so stupid and wrong that it effectively made Al Qaeda be [I]pro-America[/I] on an issue? What the flipping fuck!?[/QUOTE] Combine that with the fact that Duke Nukem Forever actually got released, and we just recently found a way of breaking the speed of light. I think Hell might actually be freezing over.

Watch the subtitles below. Funny shit.

So this is concrete proof al-Qaeda did it. Take [i]that[/i] conspiracy theorists.

First I rated late then I realized it was an actual thing now

[QUOTE=Zanfall;32525569]Wait, what? They have a English language magazine?[/QUOTE] Yeah I downloaded one of their PDFs once I enjoyed the article "how to make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom" And no I'm not taking the piss here that was an actual article in the actual english al-qaida magazine [URL="http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:zlEFuQfslnEJ:www.homelandsecurityus.com/PDF/Inspire%2520Summer%25202010R.pdf+http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/PDF/Inspire%2520Summer%25202010R.pdf&hl=en&gl=ca&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESiraET-uJfmR5DICA6hga0v6FYDcNVL0WLUn_B65y11TLRwoWOZz0dyeLwqsotakSIjegRt9rrjyyYC6UUOnZn8ju7AOFNEKAb_xBnpfNUahKWKLy6rAsdJw0OpV3FIpORGc_gs&sig=AHIEtbRd5kyhEaMNB1bVQlcvkbKpXQY6Fw"]http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:zlEFuQfslnEJ:www.homelandsecurityus.com/PDF/Inspire%2520Summer%25202010R.pdf+http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/PDF/Inspire%2520Summer%25202010R.pdf&hl=en&gl=ca&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESiraET-uJfmR5DICA6hga0v6FYDcNVL0WLUn_B65y11TLRwoWOZz0dyeLwqsotakSIjegRt9rrjyyYC6UUOnZn8ju7AOFNEKAb_xBnpfNUahKWKLy6rAsdJw0OpV3FIpORGc_gs&sig=AHIEtbRd5kyhEaMNB1bVQlcvkbKpXQY6Fw[/URL] See if that link works, it's the google Quick View of the PDF. You're probably safe to download it too, there were reports of it containing a trojan but this one is hosted on the homeland security website so it should be clean