(I know this isn't MS paint, but this seems to be where all the interactive stories are. If this is in the wrong section, could a mod please lock it, so I could do it over in the right forum?)
You honestly have no idea who you are or where you are.
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg1.png[/IMG]
What do you do?
[QUOTE=Number7Reds;17647482]Hit the bong![/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg3.png[/IMG]
You are now sstoned the fuck out of your mind, mannn.
But you will still advance through the story as if you were sober. Bong has been added to inventory.
(I might do some silly suggestions like this later on, but let's try to keep them to the plot-advancing kind from now on.)
Ok I'll take the predictable wander outside.
[QUOTE=Number7Reds;17647632]Ok I'll take the predictable wander outside.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg4.gif[/IMG]
It's locked, I think.
Fashion a battering ram out of household materials.
Jerk off
[QUOTE=Number7Reds;17647840]Fashion a battering ram out of household materials.[/QUOTE]
You are not Mcgyver. Maybe something in the room could prove useful.
hang yourself with the rope
[editline]11:43PM[/editline]
After all you might never get out of the room
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;17648098]hang yourself with the rope
[editline]11:43PM[/editline]
After all you might never get out of the room[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/greg4-1.png[/IMG]
As you throw the rope up, you hit some of the items, and they fall down.
There are 2 cans of soda and 3 bullets.
Now what should you do?
Shake the soda up and spray it into your face.
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;17648348]Shake the soda up and spray it into your face.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg5.gif[/IMG]
You found the key.
Key has been added to inventory.
EDIT: ah, I fucked up a bit on the animation there. Oh well, I't'ss midnight. I'm tired. I'm going to wait until we get to chapter 2 before I go to bed.
/Pocket the rounds, drink a soda, inventory the other./
-Key + Door.
[QUOTE=Ev!LHavoc;17648580]/Pocket the rounds, drink a soda, inventory the other./
-Key + Door.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg6.png[/IMG]
You are now in the next room.
3 more suggestions until I go to bed.
Go into the vent.
[QUOTE=John Fisher;17648803]Go into the vent.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg7.gif[/IMG]
Okay, so you get on top of the cardboard box to get insid- HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?
...It seems friendly.
Approach it. Sit next to it. MAKE FRIENDS.
[QUOTE=Ev!LHavoc;17648982]Approach it. Sit next to it. MAKE FRIENDS.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg7-1.png[/IMG]
You make friends.
You: Hello
Blob thing: Hello
You: What's your name?
Blob: I... Don't really know.
You: Me niether.
Blob: Why don't we name eachother then?
You: Okay. I shall call you Jacob.
Blob: And I will call you.... Greg.
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg8.png[/IMG]
END OF CHAPTER 1.
And on thet note, I'm going to bed. Feel free to post suggesstions. I will be back at around noon tomorrow Eastern standard time.
Pick it up, put in your inventory. Go through the vent.
Clearly it's female and you should hump it.
^This man has 4 agrees, that counts as four suggestions! Do it!
[QUOTE=xamllew;17649637]Clearly it's female and you should hump it.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg9.png[/IMG]
Greg: Wait, are you male or female?
The Blob reminds you it has no genitalia.
Hump it anyways
Yeah bro hump it.
[QUOTE=NaziCookie;17655332]Hump it anyways[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg10.png[/IMG]
Come to think of it, you don't think you have any genitalia, either.
See if it'll grow a dick and allow it to buttfuck you
[QUOTE=NaziCookie;17655550]See if it'll grow a dick and allow it to buttfuck you[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac299/Bradmastah/Greg11.png[/IMG]
You will not even consider such tomfoolery.
Eat Jacob, then jerk off on your imaginary dick
[editline]03:01PM[/editline]
or take Jacob and reshape him into a dick, then glue it on you
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