• Girl's parents force her to duel stepdad
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[quote]A US 16-year-old girl was allegedly beaten by her parents and then forced to fight her stepfather in a medieval duel. The girl's stepfather, Fremon Seay, and her mother, Julie Seay, who are both Rennaissance enthusiasts in the State of Washington, were arrested over the weekend, msnbc reported. Police say that Fremon Seay beat his stepdaughter with a tree branch before forcing her to dress in armour and fight him with a wooden sword for two hours while the girl's mother watched. The teenager allegedly collapsed from exhaustion. The Thurston County couple told police that they were disciplining the girl for attending a party without permission and that it was their right to decide how to discipline their child. The teen, who is staying with relatives, suffered bruises. Two other children who live with the couple are also staying with other family members, msnbc reported. The couple were charged with second degree assault with a weapon and are due to appear in Thurston County Courthouse on Monday.[/quote] Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL! Seems like some nerds got into roleplaying too much.
Somebody wishes they had a son.
[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]I am okay with this.[/QUOTE] are you fucking kidding me
[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL! Seems like some nerds got into roleplaying too much.[/QUOTE] OP I think you might want your brain checked for box shaped tumors.
Jesus, wha'd she do? Compromise her family's honor?
[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style.[/QUOTE] Luddite or Amish?
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;32854851]Jesus, wha'd she do? Compromise her family's honor?[/QUOTE] she wore pants that was an inch too short and showed some ankle THAT FUCKING SLUT!!!!
[QUOTE=J!NX;32854872]she wore pants that was an inch too short and showed some ankle[/QUOTE] What a whore.
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;32854877]What a whore.[/QUOTE] if it was the case though, just imagine if she wore a bikini oh god, reminds me of the french revolution
wait fuck i live in washington this shit is true, everyone is obsessed with medieval shit
take them to the gallows
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;32854877]What a whore.[/QUOTE] [I]Scandalous Wench.[/I]
This girl will grow up to be a GI Joe villain. I just know it. Though I have to question why you focus on the dueling when it's evident this girl has been abused. I admit it's unusual, but this is a serious child abuse case we have here.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;32854882]We have jokes about the pants that show ankle because the teachers whine when girls wear pants above they're knees.[/QUOTE] back in the day if woman showed even the top of the foot they were considered 'whores'. At least in the Elizabethan times, where people wore lead make up and overpoofy dresses. "wow look at that ankle, what a god damn slut"
While this does sound amusing it must be pretty horrible for the girl...
Total war will never be the same to her now.
Was hoping for a gun duel, and the daughter winning.
I know this is bad and all, but I still couldn't help but laugh at this. Then I made myself feel bad.
Was honor preserved?
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;32854854]Luddite or Amish?[/QUOTE] Neither.
[QUOTE=J!NX;32854894]back in the day if woman showed even the top of the foot they were considered 'whores'. At least in the Elizabethan times, where people wore lead make up and overpoofy dresses. "wow look at that ankle, what a god damn slut"[/QUOTE] [img]http://dyn-images.hsni.com/is/image/HomeShoppingNetwork/pd300/loulou-de-la-falaise-silk-capri-pants~394799_630.jpg[/img] [i]Filthy whore![/i]
This sound as awesome as it is horrifying.
[QUOTE=Raidyr;32855186]This sound as awesome as it is horrifying.[/QUOTE] Total War: Medieval 3 : Reenactment
Brothers, we are facing something much worse here. Shield your eyes, hide the children. [img]http://i.imgur.com/sKX52.png[/img] I myself threw up three times. May the lord have mercy on our souls and cleanse this girl of the evil lurking inside of her.
I was hoping for pistols at dawn, with the girl emerging victorious.
Now I'm no history buff, but I've never heard of a duel where one contestant got to wail on the other with a tree branch right before the match started. Seems less like "chivalrous knight" and more like "berserker viking".
[QUOTE=Pennywise;32855441]Now I'm no history buff, but I've never heard of a duel where one contestant got to wail on the other with a tree branch right before the match started. Seems less like "chivalrous knight" and more like "berserker viking".[/QUOTE] A beserker Viking would probably forgo the stick and skip straight the carving the blood eagle. And to those who know what that means, I'm sorry I reminded you of it.
Should of had her tongue out with hot pincers.
[QUOTE=J!NX;32854872]she wore pants that was an inch too short and showed some ankle THAT FUCKING SLUT!!!![/QUOTE] She deserves every single raping she gets Damn this generation of whores with their whacky "SANDALS"
I clicked on this thread imagining some fucking ridiculous scenario in a store. "MOOOOM DAN WON'T LET ME BUY THIS!" "Well if you want something like that, why don't you fight him for it?" Ten minutes later, stepfather and stepdaughter are arrested for mauling the shit out of eachother with shit they grabbed off the shelves. Unfortunately normal people aren't that unbelievably awesome anymore.
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