Christmas time! Santa orgasms and swears during play for foster children - Polidicks

[QUOTE=news.com.au]KIWI foster kids got a big serve of swearing and sex talk in a risque Christmas play put on by the country's child protection agency. New Zealand's Child, Youth and Family service is batting off criticism after arranging a theatre performance that gave 130 Wellington foster children more than just a little Christmas cheer. The free festive play, performed mostly to kids under 10, contained the use of the "f" word and one character spoke of losing her virginity and mimed a slapstick orgasm. "She loses her virginity. She shuddered and he lifted her higher, higher," the children heard. The theatre group, Downstage Theatre, defended the criticism, saying it left the adult themes in as it did not want to be condescending to children. Child Youth and Family's deputy chief executive Ray Smith, who took his child to the play, admitted to being a little shocked but supported the performance. "Yes, there were small sections of the show that took us all a little by surprise," Mr Smith said. "However, when seen in context, they did not detract in any way from what was a truly amazing and spectacular show for the kids in our care."[/QUOTE] :wtc: Source: [url]http://www.news.com.au/advertorial/duracell-advertorial/foster-kids-treated-to-slapstick-orgasm-swearing-in-christmas-play/story-fn4kwhve-1225807806977?from=public_rss[/url]

Looks like this guy's......Dead. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They may as well learn from Santa about sex, especially since their parents won't be teaching them.

Ho Ho HUAAAUUUGGH

Welcome to New Zealand.

:psypop:

I am at a loss of words

it's really not as bad as you're trying to make it seem

I came into this thread expecting a Santa at a shopping centre abusing his job being drunk, smoking, swearing, and violently masturbating. I was mistaken.

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;18780881]I came into this thread expecting a Santa at a shopping centre abusing his job being drunk, smoking, swearing, and violently masturbating. I was mistaken.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/bad_santa.jpg[/media]

"So, kids, this is why you shouldn't fuck dwarves again!" :geno:

We can say they had a [i][b]jolly[/b][/i] good time.

[QUOTE=pollardlikespie;18780835]Looks like this guy's......Dead. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE] You suck at puns.

[QUOTE=pollardlikespie;18780835]Looks like this guy's......Dead. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE] Wow, really?

Wonder if good reviews cum :smugdog:

Related. [img]http://www.ironagenda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/uncle_ruckus.jpg[/img]

Looks like santa's getting those ho,ho,hoes.

[img]http://capslockday.com/img/blacksanta.jpg[/img] Now, who wants a piece of Santa's Yule Log?

[quote]"Yes, there were small sections of the show that took us all a little by surprise," Mr. Smith said[/quote] [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2q07cox.png[/img]

I'd like to see it in context...

[QUOTE=pollardlikespie;18780835]Looks like this guy's......Dead. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/QUOTE] Every time I hear Won't Get Fooled Again I'm going to picture your avatar singing it.

When I was in 4th grade pretty much everyone went to see Austin Powers so

Didn't want to be condescending to kids? What is that supposed to mean? Is some 9 year kid going to go, "Pardon me sirs, but I must admit I feel rather patronized by your omission of sexual content for your programme."

[QUOTE=TH89;18785830]When I was in 4th grade pretty much everyone went to see Austin Powers so[/QUOTE] Me and my mom have watched it every few years since it came out

Vid please

When these kids found out Santa isn't real, are they going to assume that virginity and orgasms aren't real either?

When I read the title, I was expecting the situation to involve a big fat dude in a santa costume sitting on his chair with elfs and children around him going "UGGGHHH FUCK YEAH URRRRRR" and soiling his bright red trousers with his manseed. This was a bit of a let down. *edit* Like in a shopping mall or something.

Now that's one Santa I want to believe in.... [highlight]"HO HO HO, MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, NOW BEND OVER."[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;18780881]I came into this thread expecting a Santa at a shopping centre abusing his job being drunk, smoking, swearing, and violently masturbating. I was mistaken.[/QUOTE] Nowadays you have to find SOBER santas to curse and masturbate all over your children. Dammit, what is this world coming to!

My country is awesome