Tard wants to ban sex between EVERYONE to "protect the children" - Polidicks

[quote]Virginia’s Republican nominee for governor wants to criminalize oral sex, while a Utah state senator wants to do away with compulsory education. Another week in bright ideas from our fearless leaders.[/quote] Yes, even for MARRIED couples. [url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/07/21/fringe-factor-should-oral-sex-be-a-crime.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_morning&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_morning&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet]Moar/Source[/url]

this is just stupid

Fitting that the man running for governor of the virgin state is proposing to ban sex.

He probably won't break 20 votes. If he won alot of his policies, specifically his ban on oral and anal sex would be impossible to enforce. Police busting in on married couples rumored to like it anal and cops watching porn for hours looking for violators. It all sounds messy.

snip, wrong opinion but oral sex is healthy for women

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;41550687]He probably won't break 20 votes. If he won alot of his policies, specifically his ban on oral and anal sex would be impossible to enforce. Police busting in on married couples rumored to like it anal and cops watching porn for hours looking for violators. [b]It all sounds messy.[/b][/QUOTE] :v:

read the title and thought he wanted to ban sex altogether lol

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;41550688]ok, then how the fuck we'll reproduce???[/QUOTE] did you even read the article, it says oral sex. can the title get fixed too. everyone enjoys a good blowie, this won't pass

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;41550688]ok, then how the fuck we'll reproduce???[/QUOTE] He's only proposing a ban on oral/anal sex, both of which are strictly nonreproductive. Also I should point out, the law he's referring to has already been ruled unconstitutional in federal court so it won't happen.

He only wants to ban oral sex, so it's nowhere near as dumb as you made it out to be, OP. Still pretty fucking stupid in my opinion.

Oral sex is already illegal in our state (Virginia), "You may not have oral or anal sex", cited in Section 18.2-361. Which is funny because it's a Class 6 felony meaning you get 1 year in prison minimum.

Reading the article, it said the law "is only applied to sodomy committed against minors". Is sodomy against minors not already a crime?

[QUOTE]while a Utah state senator wants to do away with compulsory education[/QUOTE] And this people is why I hate living in Utah.

[QUOTE=Rob Markia;41550722]Oral sex is already illegal in out state (Virginia), "You may not have oral or anal sex", cited in Section 18.2-361.[/QUOTE] Illegal, but not upheld. Laws like it are consistently struck down in court so people are rarely accused of it, if ever.

[QUOTE=supersnail11;41550755]Illegal, but not upheld. Laws like it are consistently struck down in court so people are rarely accused of it, if ever.[/QUOTE] Since 2001, around 90 people have been charged with it. It is usually only considered when rape charges do not stick.

[QUOTE=Riller;41550725]Is sodomy against minors not already a crime?[/QUOTE] In Virginia only if they're not related to you

But i poop from there

[QUOTE=IMA SHAARK;41551625]But i poop from there[/QUOTE] From your mouth?

[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;41551657]From your mouth?[/QUOTE] You don't?

[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;41551657]From your mouth?[/QUOTE] It's called shitposting.

I wonder when politicians realize that meddling with other people's lives is stupid.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41551678]It's called shitposting.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't that be with your fingers?

[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;41551657]From your mouth?[/QUOTE] Actually, the article says he's trying to ban anal sex as well, so, yeah.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;41551678]It's called shitposting.[/QUOTE] Or politics.

why is sex, one of our few pleasures in this world, constantly demonized? shouldn't it be celebrated

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;41552597]I still don't get why they call it oral sex. It's just oral, not sex.[/QUOTE] Probably to avoid confusion with everything related to oral without being sexual.

How the hell do these people get nominated, let alone elected?

Thats the most doctored title ever.

[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;41552474]why is sex, one of our few pleasures in this world, constantly demonized? shouldn't it be celebrated[/QUOTE] I think Christians believe that sex is against the teachings of god since we only learned of it after sinning. It's the original sin, next to apples.

[QUOTE=john_pelphre;41552702]I think Christians believe that sex is against the teachings of god since we only learned of it after sinning. It's the original sin, next to apples.[/QUOTE] Welp, no more kids then.