Rush Limbaugh: Hey, this oil spill is a good thing for beaches and sea life - Polidicks

[img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/05/340x_custom_1273175481740_searush.jpg[/img] [url=http://gawker.com/5532833/rush-limbaugh-finds-the-good-in-the-gulf-coast-oil-spill]Source[/url] [release]Respected environmental theorist Rush Limbaugh was talking about the disastrous BP oil spill on the radio today and he wanted everyone to cool it with the doom and gloom. The eternal optimist says this could be good for the beach. He breaks the oil spill blessings into two parts. First, the beaches will be devoid of people on account of them being all gross and sticky, so they'll be left alone to fix themselves. So that's good. (Plus, there will be oil on the beach that we can use for our great belching suburban assault vehicles!) And second, there won't be any turtles laying their eggs on the beach at night (because they'll be "smart enough" to avoid the oil slick), so Rush can turn the lights on at his own beachfront property. That is terrific! And something he understands better than anyone who doesn't own beachfront property, like all these broke environmentalist whiners. And he's right, folks. There is some good in this. Nature will do what it does and Rush can turn on his floodlights, which he needs on in order to pull himself up onto the cool, brightly lit sand and lay his own eggs. The circle of life.[/release]

Although I disagree with Rush as much as the next guy on everything, this was probably taken out of context.

Optimist

gawd bless the usa

The audio is in the link [editline]06:15PM[/editline] @mingebag

The recording is on the source. Listen to it. [B]EDIT:[/B] Fuck me over

Rush. The door. Use it.

He said he was going to leave the country if Obama and the other Democrats passed healthcare. He better hold up to that.

Turtles won't show up because they will be [I]dead[/I]. Oil just doesn't disappear.

I hope turtles kill him while he sleeps.

The fuck? It's not gonna be good. Anyone normal knows that oil and water don't mix, and since water creatures need water....

[QUOTE=playelite;21804950]The fuck? It's not gonna be good. Anyone normal knows that oil and water don't mix, and since water creatures need water....[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Wonky;21805120]What?[/QUOTE] Oil on water animals = bad

[QUOTE=Wonky;21805120]What?[/QUOTE] Then the oil mixes with the water and then turtles start living in oil then they will mutate and turtles will breathe pure liquid OIL! Duh.

[QUOTE=combine487;21805144]Then the oil mixes with the water and then turtles start living in oil then they will mutate and turtles will breathe pure liquid OIL! Duh.[/QUOTE] Those bastards, we're gonna be drilling for oil and hitting turtles! We can't produce energy with turtles... [B]yet.[/B]

[QUOTE=playelite;21804950]The fuck? It's not gonna be good. Anyone normal knows that oil and water don't mix, and since water creatures need water....[/QUOTE] I don't get it

I am all for this harvesting turtles for power thing.

Harvesting turtle power seems like a good idea until they mutate and become teenagers.

Rush is an entertainer FYI.

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;21806427]Rush is an entertainer FYI.[/QUOTE] Limbaugh apologists' excuse every time the fat fuck says something retarded. [editline]12:40AM[/editline] Fyi

Leave, now. Jackass. Who thinks this oil spill is good? Nobody, except jackass republicans or fucking retarded radio hosts, or Palin if she wants to piss off a lot more people.

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;21807997]Leave, now. Jackass. Who thinks this oil spill is good? Nobody, except jackass republicans or fucking retarded radio hosts, or Palin if she wants to piss off a lot more people.[/QUOTE] I don't think Palin really thought it was a positive thing, just a good excuse to be a dumbass xenophobe

Rush, the biggest troll ever.

[QUOTE=KillerTele;21808074]Rush, the biggest troll ever.[/QUOTE] Except I think he's serious, and that's scary.

[QUOTE=ForcedDj;21807997]Leave, now. Jackass. Who thinks this oil spill is good? Nobody, except jackass republicans or fucking retarded radio hosts, or Palin if she wants to piss off a lot more people.[/QUOTE] Woah there, lets not get too excited now. Finding something good in a whole lot of bad =/= Thinking that the situation is good and completely void of any bad. You seem like a very pessimistic person, I bet when something bad happens to you, you fixate yourself on that bad instead of being optimistic and trying to find something good or humorous in it. Anyway, I enjoy listening to Rush just for his jokes, he's pretty funny. Incoming rainbows.

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;21805180]Those bastards, we're gonna be drilling for oil and hitting turtles! We can't produce energy with turtles... [B]yet.[/B][/QUOTE] You keep this top secret, you hear? We cant let the russians learn about this

[QUOTE=KillerTele;21808074]Rush, the biggest troll ever.[/QUOTE] Yes.

"Respected" and "Rush Limbaugh" do not go in the same sentence Ever

I'm pretty sure he wasn't being completely serious... ...why the fuck is this news anyway?

An idiot, not an optimist, casin.