Fox News Host Says She's in Talks to Become White House Spokeswoman

[sir whoopsalot]

[quote]Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle told a San Francisco newspaper chain that she's in talks to become a White House spokeswoman.
One of the co-hosts of the Fox News show "The Five," Guilfoyle said that her becoming press secretary—a job currently held by Sean Spicer—or some other communications post has been "raised by a number of people."[/quote]

[url=http://time.com/4781022/kimberly-guilfoyle-white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer/]Source[/url]

I legitimately don't know what to say. Anyone know any good jokes to crack here?

[Prospect_2]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52236540]

I legitimately don't know what to say. Anyone know any good jokes to crack here?[/QUOTE]

It's kinda hard to crack jokes when reality has become a parody of itself.

[Zenreon]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52236540][url=http://time.com/4781022/kimberly-guilfoyle-white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer/]Source[/url]

I legitimately don't know what to say. Anyone know any good jokes to crack here?[/QUOTE]

Standing in bushes will be hard with high heels?

[BuffaloBill]

Keep in mind this is only her word, but still.

[Sitkero]

I'm sure she will be a source of nothing but factual, unbiased, honest information from the White House

[Nautsabes]

Imagine her and Trump banging

[Judas]

noooo, don't give us less Old Spice :(

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52236652]Imagine her and Trump banging[/QUOTE]

:scream:

[AnnieOakley]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52236652]Imagine her and Trump banging[/QUOTE]

Then him lying under oath. Though considering the hypocrisy of the GOP, he'd have to eat someone's beating heart and dress in bones on a live stream before they consider that he may have to be removed from office.

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=CunningHam;52236928]Gross, right? I imagine it sounds just like pinching your cheek and jerking it all around.[/QUOTE]

it'd be like that but [I]a lot [/I] slower

[BuffaloBill]

Why the [B][I][U]FUCK[/U][/I][/B] are you guys talking about imagining Trump banging some chick :disgust:

[Sableye]

[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;52236924]Then him lying under oath. Though considering the hypocrisy of the GOP, he'd have to eat someone's beating heart and dress in bones on a live stream before they consider that he may have to be removed from office.[/QUOTE]

or say something about crazy christians or crazy gun owners. the two big bases of his are the nra and the evangelical nuts

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52236652]Imagine her and Trump banging[/QUOTE]Let's not.

[Fulgrim]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52236652]Imagine her and Trump banging[/QUOTE]

ahahaha what the fuck guys

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;52237080]Why the [B][I][U]FUCK[/U][/I][/B] are you guys talking about imagining Trump banging some chick :disgust:[/QUOTE]

exposure therapy

[Hail Satan]

Nautsabes just has a weird fetish, please don't kinkshame

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52236540][url=http://time.com/4781022/kimberly-guilfoyle-white-house-press-secretary-sean-spicer/]Source[/url]

I legitimately don't know what to say. Anyone know any good jokes to crack here?[/QUOTE]

All I can say is it makes sense for Trump to pick a spokeswoman from a network that knows how to masterfully spin a bullshit narrative.

[Creeplytuna]

[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;52236924]Then him lying under oath. Though considering the hypocrisy of the GOP, he'd have to eat someone's beating heart and dress in bones on a live stream before they consider that he may have to be removed from office.[/QUOTE]

Nah dude, he wouldn't be able to stop bragging about it. "Lemme tell ya, whatta pussy. Terrific pussy. Almost as good as Melania."

[Hole Dozer]

Brings to mind Trump's tendency to use his position of power to surround himself with beautiful women, as well as his tendency to appoint the wrong people to important positions.

As much of a train wreck Spicy Time with Uncle Sean is, I highly doubt this woman's background as a prosecuting attorney & cable news host surpasses Spicer's political qualifications.