Police under investigation after filing witness report from dog - Polidicks

[B]'I chase him, I bite him'... the crime report written by a DOG: Officer investigated after submitting witness statement in character as animal [/B] - Prosecutors had asked for account of crime from 'PC Peach' - a dog - Form completed as if written by Alsatian and signed with paw print - Report pinned up at police station and shared on Twitter - Officer behind joke referred himself to internal discipline unit [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/16/article-2279789-17A08A7D000005DC-120_634x813.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279789/I-chase-I-bite--crime-report-dog--Police-investigate-completing-witness-statement-written-force-dog.html[/url]

I know it's technically misconduct, and must be treated as such, but they should probably let him off, since it's just a joke.

okay come on the police can't be so short on ink and paper that this actually fucking matters

That's brilliant - they shouldn't be so stuck up.

[QUOTE=Reds;39619302]I know it's technically misconduct, and must be treated as such, but they should probably let him off, since it's just a joke.[/QUOTE] Fucking around on the job isn't really tolerated by the police.

[QUOTE=Rents;39619331]Fucking around on the job isn't really tolerated by the police.[/QUOTE] What about just fucking the job? [editline]17th February 2013[/editline] I don't make any sense.

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Maybe the prosecutor should've checked to see if the officer was indeed human.

He found a spare sheet and scribbled something funny on it, why is this such a big deal :v:

Make a funny report? Fired! Kill an innocent civilian and claim self defense out them resisting arrest? Paid suspension Police don't maker sense in general

[QUOTE]Alsatian[/QUOTE] Why can't we all agree on one name? I suggest Schaefer. German shepherd is acceptable though, because it's the translation. Alsatian is just silly.

[quote]Officer behind joke referred himself to internal discipline unit[/quote] turned himself in too. I think they should laugh about this over a few beers instead of investigating him

[QUOTE=mac338;39619447]Why can't we all agree on one name? I suggest Schaefer. German shepherd is acceptable though, because it's the translation. Alsatian is just silly.[/QUOTE] Alsatian sounds the best imo

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;39619470]Alsatian sounds the best imo[/QUOTE] I like the Norwegian take on schäfer best, personally. Because it's pronounced like the Norwegian word "sjef" which means "boss". So schæfer is a boss dog.

Where'd this happen, Skyrim?

would have been awesome if the dog actually did write it

[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;39619437]Make a funny report? Fired! Kill an innocent civilian and claim self defense out them resisting arrest? Paid suspension Police don't maker sense in general[/QUOTE] UK and US police are quite different ([url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1247680]if you're referring to this, that is[/url])

Alsatians are German sheperds? Is there some dispute over them being called German sheperds because I've never heard them called anything else.

What did they fucking expect asking for a witness account from a dog?

[QUOTE=EmperorKabuto;39621353]Alsatians are German sheperds? Is there some dispute over them being called German sheperds because I've never heard them called anything else.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Shepherd#Name[/URL] Basically in WWI everyone hated Germans, so they had to come up with a new name for the breed. Now German Shepard has been making a comeback, and in some countries (like the US), Alsatian never gained much ground in the first place.

[QUOTE=Lium;39619499]Where'd this happen, Skyrim?[/QUOTE] NO LOLLYGAGGING

The officer turned himself in. Oh lordy.

I thought they actually used this in a case or something, it was just a harmless joke pinned up on the wall

[QUOTE=Rents;39619331]Fucking around on the job isn't really tolerated by the police.[/QUOTE] waste a piece of paper: death penalty abuse your power by beating civilians: paid vacation