• How would I take over the UK?
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This is obviously purely hypothetical, but as a British person I some times wonder how I would go about taking over the UK. I did initially mean by force, but if you have suggestions of how to do it politically post them also.
Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Greeman))[/highlight]
Run at a line of army soldiers with a gun, that's sure to do it. [editline]06:00PM[/editline] Oh my god you'd be killed!
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE]Fuck you [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Chill out" - compwhizii))[/highlight]
Well... i suppose you could sort out all the problems with the Economic crisis right now, Out stage Gordon Brown and all the other political leaders and make everyone want to vote for you, thus you take over the UK. :P
this is like how we discussed kidnapping the queen in great depth while wandering around the perimeter of buckingham palace.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] your a fucking pathetic piece of rumpy aren't you? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - compwhizii))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] Hurray for stereotyping. -.-
From a Brits point of view I would say: Tell the Scots that England took the piss. Ensue massive in-fighting.
Kill all of the important players DC sniper style.
[QUOTE=KillerSlash;17584314]your a fucking pathetic piece of rumpy aren't you?[/QUOTE] Why are you humouring him?
Become head of the MoD, then get the launch codes for Trident, hold the PM to ransom. but that's boring and no fun.
[QUOTE=KillerSlash;17584314]your a fucking pathetic piece of rumpy aren't you?[/QUOTE] ~rude~
Create a super powerful smell that only kills babies. After all the babies are dead, society will lose all hope, thus creating an easy ticket for you to do more harm. Then, find a way to take over the closest radio station and constantly blast Evanescense through the radio waves. Everyone in England will suddenly get the urge to kill themselves. You will be one of the last people alive. This is your opportunity to march on parliament and take what is rightfully yours. I hope this helps.
The Sun.
To destroy the morale of the UK, there's lots of things that need to be done First off, destroy ALL fishing boats off the coasts, this will hamper the income of fish, and ruin the fish and chip industry Second, destroy all breweries and sources of alchohol in the country, hard, but it will destroy the british people thirdly, Run for prime minister promising the import of beer and fish 'n' chips Congrats, you have successfully taken over my country We can't live without the chippy, or the pub
Whatever you do, don't ask Derren Brown, he failed at his attempt to control the nation :v:
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] I lol'd at all the people getting offended by this. Cheer up you tea-drinking toothless twits.
[QUOTE=JesifY;17584315]Hurray for stereotyping. -.-[/QUOTE] Though he is right about the Tea, I'd probably curl up into a ball without it, and no, Coffee cannot replace it.
[QUOTE=The DooD;17584262]This is obviously purely hypothetical, but as a British person I some times wonder how I would go about taking over the UK. I did initially mean by force, but if you haeve suggestions of how to do it politically post them also.[/QUOTE] I am DictatorOfEngland not you. Facepunch's username field was just too small :( and it fucked up when I tried registering as "Dictator" You'll never beat me, bitch.
Make most of the nation stationary with this guy. [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2802u84.jpg[/img]
Try winning them over with some cheeky anti-American jokes.
Hold the Queen hostage!
[QUOTE=hexpunK;17584392]Though he is right about the Tea, I'd probably curl up into a ball without it, and no, Coffee cannot replace it.[/QUOTE] Yeah but the dentist thing is just stupid. Although I do like my tea. :3
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;17584395]I am DictatorOfEngland not you. Facepunch's username field was just too small :( and it fucked up when I tried registering as "Dictator" You'll never beat me, bitch.[/QUOTE] Get in the kitchen or I'll beat your vagina so hard it'll become a penis, bitch.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17584380]I lol'd at all the people getting offended by this. Cheer up you tea-drinking toothless twits.[/QUOTE] Ya'know, stiff upper lip and all, Blitz Spirit :v:
recruit an army of foreigners (we have a plentiful supply)
[QUOTE=ijyt;17584403]Make most of the nation stationary with this guy. [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2802u84.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Derren Brown could totally enslave us all. He could walk into a coffee shop and next thing we know we're all out stealing TVs.
[QUOTE=Goatham;17584270]Destroy the tea supply [editline]04:57PM[/editline] Or force them to go to a dentist[/QUOTE] Get out, now.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17584431]Get in the kitchen or I'll beat your vagina so hard it'll become a penis, bitch.[/QUOTE] If you do that I'll beat you up. She's my girl, so don't you touch her ;)
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