• Mystery surrounds deaths of 877 dolphins washed ashore in Peru
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[QUOTE](CNN) -- Environmental authorities are investigating the deaths of more than 800 dolphins that have washed up on the northern coast of Peru this year. The dolphins may have died from an outbreak of Morbillivirus or Brucella bacteria, said Peruvian Deputy Environment Minister Gabriel Quijandria, according to Peru's state-run Andina news agency. Quijandria said Thursday that 877 dolphins have washed up in a 220-kilometer (137-mile) area from Punta Aguja to Lambayeque, in the north of the country. More than 80% of those dolphins were found in an advanced state of decomposition, making it difficult to study their deaths, according to Andina. Earlier last week, the Peruvian government put together a panel from different ministries to analyze a report by the Peruvian Sea Institute (IMARPE). Officials have been able to conclude that the dolphins' deaths were not due to lack of food, interaction with fisheries, poisoning with pesticides, biotoxin poisoning or contamination by heavy metals. The results of a histopathological analysis -- which would indicate possible contamination by a virus -- are expected to be ready in the coming days. The dolphin deaths in Peru are just the latest in a worldwide trend. In February, 179 dolphins --108 of which were dead -- washed ashore in Cape Cod, in eastern United States, according to the International Fund for Animal Welfare. Marine biologists are still trying to determine the cause of those deaths. In early March, amateur video taken from a beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, showed more than 30 dolphins on shore. In that instance, all dolphins were safely returned to the sea. [/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/22/world/americas/peru-dead-dolphins/index.html?hpt=hp_t2[/url]
shit post rate me dumb and move on
oh man that sucks, I like dolphins
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;35672230]Waiting for Otto von Bacon's (OvB) input[/QUOTE] He killed them.
[QUOTE=J!NX;35672188]LOL xD 2012 guys!!!!!! no seriously fuck anyone that says that... there's probably a logical explanation. EDIT: "Officials have been able to conclude that the dolphins' deaths were not due to lack of food, interaction with fisheries, poisoning with pesticides, biotoxin poisoning or contamination by heavy metals." wat[/QUOTE] You look stupid by jumping to assumptions that anyone would say that.
Hahahha omgg!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 betTer run dudes!!!
[QUOTE=bluesky;35672553]Hahahha omgg!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 betTer run dudes!!![/QUOTE] OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[QUOTE=J!NX;35672188]heavy metals[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7nWzQ.jpg[/IMG] ?
It's the [B][I]MAMMALPOCALYPSE[/I][/B] [img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lex73gn5YF1qahm0so1_500.jpg[/img]
How does this happen. I'm scared.
[video=youtube;bG6b3V2MNxQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3V2MNxQ[/video]
Almost a thousand dolphins showing up dead or dying in the past few months? Not due to anything humans have done? There's only [I]one[/I] plausible explanation for this. [B][I]Adolphin Hitler![/I][/B]
I hate dolphins. (no really, I do, this isn't some Francis imitation, I really hate them. I also hate pandas)
It was a surprise attack by the Japanese. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY[/media]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;35672230]Waiting for Otto von Bacon's (OvB) input[/QUOTE] It's very strange. Hard to say really, we'll have to see what their virus tests say. I wonder if it could be from a boats sonar interfering with their echolocation and "herding" them into the shores. We still know very little about why dolphins/whales beach themselves. Some say it could even be mass suicide. [editline]22nd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;35672230]Waiting for Otto von Bacon's (OvB) input[/QUOTE] It's very strange. Hard to say really, we'll have to see what their virus tests say. I wonder if it could be from a boats sonar interfering with their echolocation and "herding" them into the shores. We still know very little about why dolphins/whales beach themselves. Some say it could even be mass suicide. [editline]22nd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sobotnik;35672330]He killed them.[/QUOTE] Well shit.
That sucks and all, but... Dolphins are rapist assholes.
[QUOTE=DTkach;35674908]That sucks and all, but... Dolphins are rapist assholes.[/QUOTE] They rape, murder, and have regular incestual relationships with their family. It's a form of motherly affection for them. Dolphin culture is an intelligent, tight-knit community without human morality. These things are normal and acceptable for them. When two dolphin pods meet (essentially a tribe) they have three general options that they choose from: 1. Kill/attack males, rape women. 2. Ignore males, steal women. 3. Join forces against a common foe, have consentual sex with women. And sometimes males will jump ship to other pods in look for some sweet poontang. Dolphins are [del]weird[/del] horny.
[QUOTE=J!NX;35672188] "Officials have been able to conclude that the dolphins' deaths were not due to lack of food, interaction with fisheries, poisoning with pesticides, biotoxin poisoning or contamination by heavy metals." wat[/QUOTE] What's so hard to understand about that? They didn't starve, being killed by fishermen is unlikely, they weren't poisoned by pesticides, biotoxins, or any metal poisoning.
Dolphins are the only known animal besides humans who kill for the hell of it. Dolphins have been known to travel in gangs and randomly attack everything they see. Dolphins normally win in fights against sharks and they are the reason many animals in the aquatic were already going extinct when humans arrived. Not to mention, they are smart, like; smarter than humans smart. They are natures douche bags, the only reason we love them is because they smile like the self righteous pricks they are, if you hear their laughter, do not run, you are already freaking dead. They are also pimps.
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;35675242]Dolphins are the only known animal besides humans who kill for the hell of it. Dolphins have been known to travel in gangs and randomly attack everything they see. Dolphins normally win in fights against sharks and they are the reason many animals in the aquatic were already going extinct when humans arrived. Not to mention, they are smart, like; smarter than humans smart. They are natures douche bags, the only reason we love them is because they smile like the self righteous pricks they are, if you hear their laughter, do not run, you are already freaking dead. They are also pimps.[/QUOTE] Sheeeeiiitt dey ho's get mo paypa than an ATM Even Westside don't fucking widd dem
[QUOTE=OvB;35675120]They rape, murder, and have regular incestual relationships with their family. It's a form of motherly affection for them. Dolphin culture is an intelligent, tight-knit community without human morality. These things are normal and acceptable for them. When two dolphin pods meet (essentially a tribe) they have three general options that they choose from: 1. Kill/attack males, rape women. 2. Ignore males, steal women. 3. Join forces against a common foe, have consentual sex with women. And sometimes males will jump ship to other pods in look for some sweet poontang. Dolphins are [del]weird[/del] horny.[/QUOTE] Aren't they also Necrophiliacs?
[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;35675242]Dolphins are the only known animal besides humans who kill for the hell of it. Dolphins have been known to travel in gangs and randomly attack everything they see. Dolphins normally win in fights against sharks and they are the reason many animals in the aquatic were already going extinct when humans arrived. Not to mention, they are smart, like; smarter than humans smart. They are natures douche bags, the only reason we love them is because they smile like the self righteous pricks they are, if you hear their laughter, do not run, you are already freaking dead. They are also pimps.[/QUOTE] Dolphins are pricks. They're not [I]that[/I] smart though. I mean, sure, they're smart, but they're not smarter than peop- [QUOTE=Frostypunch;35675302]Sheeeeiiitt dey ho's get mo paypa than an ATM Even Westside don't fucking widd dem[/QUOTE] nevermind
I hate dolphins more than any other animal and I'm glad they're dead. [editline]22nd April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=dass;35674035]I hate dolphins. (no really, I do, this isn't some Francis imitation, I really hate them. I also hate pandas)[/QUOTE] Dude. I also hate pandas! We should make a support group.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;35675654]I hate dolphins more than any other animal and I'm glad they're dead. [editline]22nd April 2012[/editline] Dude. I also hate pandas! We should make a support group.[/QUOTE] And babies........don't forget babies
So long. And thanks for all the fish. :(
possible virus they contracted ?
[QUOTE=Griffster26;35675396]Aren't they also Necrophiliacs?[/QUOTE] Wouldn't be surprised.
Dolphin AIDS!
I fucking love dolphins
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